"Put your foot in your mouth so bad, there's no coming back from it you just have to walk away in embarrassment? "
Kind of. I was on a work Teams call and thought I was on mute. Did a massive belch and it went very quiet!
I just braved it out  |
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I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but when my mum died , I saw my cousin in the street. After the usual “sorry for your loss” exchange she then said “so , you going to the funeral then?”  . The way she visibly winced , I’ll never forget it |
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"…ever felt like this
Are you going round the twist?
I just can’t help it when I read a ‘have you ever..’ title.
I’m instantly back in the lighthouse "
Oh happy days there. I saw on the internet some of the episodes that they apparently didnt broadcast as they were too terrifying, and they were   |
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I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”
And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral 
I still wince at that one. Oops |
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"I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”
And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral
I still wince at that one. Oops "
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!! 
You are a terrible human bean |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I was walking back to School after having gone to a friends house for lunch. As we left her house a car pulled up and an old man got out and started talking to her and then went inside the house.
“Is that your Grampy?” Says I
“No, it’s my Dad” she says “he’s a bit older than my mum”
You could have cooked eggs on my cheeks. |
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"I’ve done loads but my favourite was shouting out the car window at my mate who was unusually wearing a suit “is it your day in court?”
And he quietly said no it’s my dads funeral
I still wince at that one. Oops
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!
You are a terrible human bean "
It’s only brought up all the goddamn time too. But at least he did laugh |
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I was at work one day helping an elderly lady with her shopping.She opened the car door for me to put in her bags,I meant to say lovely and instead said love you  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the bewildered look on her face |
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