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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing” . Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live   .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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So... the dog thing. Not insane. I do that all the time.
The rest... you can blame that on tiredness.
You're welcome.
I lost my keys the other day. Had a massive panic about whether I'd left them in the door as I drove to market. With the keys in the ignition. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I generally have more intelligent conversations (and responses) with the dogs than the child.
I did have a day last week where for an hour I couldn't remember a single password to any online accounts and when someone asked for my bank details (which I can generally recite verbatim) I had to log on to my mobile banking app to tell them.
Thanks fuck for biometric ID log ins because I'd forgotten the password for that too. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I talk to my dogs constantly. One is very talkative and often interrupts, but the other is a good listener at least."
I think he only listens to me because he knows if he’s patient enough I’ll give him a treat  |
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"I talk to my dogs constantly. One is very talkative and often interrupts, but the other is a good listener at least.
I think he only listens to me because he knows if he’s patient enough I’ll give him a treat "
Mine is too handsome. He just gives me that face and pathetic 3 legged sadness at not having a treat and I pour them on him.
It's a good job he's high energy or he'd be a barrel by now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I generally have more intelligent conversations (and responses) with the dogs than the child.
I did have a day last week where for an hour I couldn't remember a single password to any online accounts and when someone asked for my bank details (which I can generally recite verbatim) I had to log on to my mobile banking app to tell them.
Thanks fuck for biometric ID log ins because I'd forgotten the password for that too.
A"
Aww I do this all the time but with words . I’m having a conversation and I know what I want to say but my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate with getting the words out |
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Not recent but back when I was going into the office full time, I arrived one morning, took my coat off, sat down, turned my laptop on and I saw my car keys on the desk and wondered if I left them there overnight. I drove in that morning... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve been doing that thing all week where I can’t find my glasses. When they’re on my face
It’s just tiredness OP. Don’t sweat it  "
My grandad throws his in the bin all the time |
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Living alone I talk to myself all the time. I regularly get into my car and start driving to the gym even though I'm not going to the gym. Drives my daughters mad, Dad where the fuck are you going,. Ermm remind me, oh yeah  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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My common one is going to the shop for something (typically dogfood or milk) and coming back with a bag of crap that doesn't include it.
Or buying tinned tomatoes! For some reason I always think I need to buy them. I have so many tins of tomatoes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been doing that thing all week where I can’t find my glasses. When they’re on my face
It’s just tiredness OP. Don’t sweat it "
I have the same problem with my phone when I am using it - couple of times I've said "I'll just get you that number if I could remember where I put my phone" |
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity "
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I shaved everything, put on some lovely high heels and stockings, wig, makeup and lingerie, took pictures and signed up to a swingers site.
Wtaf!
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you shaved the cat....... People are looking for you |
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I was in our four door car today and got out in the pissing down rain to put the seat's forward because I thought I was in the 2 door car, it didn't register in my brain until I couldn't find the lever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge "
Nope! No way am I accepting it if I keep dyeing my hair to hide the grey’s i can pretend it’s not happening |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I shaved everything, put on some lovely high heels and stockings, wig, makeup and lingerie, took pictures and signed up to a swingers site.
Wtaf!
you shaved the cat....... People are looking for you "
What's wrong? Dont you think a bald cat is a striking statement?
Anyway, you're next.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Having a conversation with your dog isn't insane, I do it daily. 
I didn't know you knew her dog.
Do you talk to it over the phone?
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We're on WhatsApp. I have it installed on my tellingbone.
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge
Nope! No way am I accepting it if I keep dyeing my hair to hide the grey’s i can pretend it’s not happening "
Just do it all silver, you can definitely pull that look off  |
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Yesterday I had great conversations with the gang of rowdy crows in the garden... The seedlings growing in pots on the windowsill also have no choice but to listen to my ramblings.
The mentalpause has a lot to answer for when I'm wandering around town and home wondering what the fuck I'm actually meant to be doing
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"I’ve been doing that thing all week where I can’t find my glasses. When they’re on my face
It’s just tiredness OP. Don’t sweat it
My grandad throws his in the bin all the time "
Oops
I’ve found mine in the fridge with the coffee a few times |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge
Nope! No way am I accepting it if I keep dyeing my hair to hide the grey’s i can pretend it’s not happening
Just do it all silver, you can definitely pull that look off "
Might as well go with the purple/blue dye now in prep for the old age stage. |
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge
Nope! No way am I accepting it if I keep dyeing my hair to hide the grey’s i can pretend it’s not happening
Just do it all silver, you can definitely pull that look off
Might as well go with the purple/blue dye now in prep for the old age stage. "
Streaks in the silver looks nice, mermaid hair or whatever they call it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity
You've officially hit midlife early, I know this is a hard time and I just want you to know I'm here for you
Ps I've been known to pour milk into the kettle and put the kettle in the fridge
Nope! No way am I accepting it if I keep dyeing my hair to hide the grey’s i can pretend it’s not happening
Just do it all silver, you can definitely pull that look off
Might as well go with the purple/blue dye now in prep for the old age stage. "
A little blue rinse  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Yesterday I got the coach into London with my daughter and then panicked that we hadn't brought housekeys to get in when we went home. She gently pointed out that I'd driven us to the coach stop and had the keys in my pocket.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m slowly going insane.
Yesterday I had a full on conversation with my dog while I was cooking dinner. It went on for a good few minutes before I thought “what the fuck am I doing”. Then I tried to plug my charger into a packet of crisps instead of my phone. THEN…this morning I made the kids breakfast and put the plates in the fridge….I’m loosing the will to live .
What’s some things you’ve done recently that’s made you question your sanity "
Every time I log into fab... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a conversation with your dog isn't insane, I do it daily.
I didn't know you knew her dog.
Do you talk to it over the phone?
We're on WhatsApp. I have it installed on my tellingbone.
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