FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > That’s not my…

That’s not my…

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dinosaur.

It’s tail is toooooo long.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inkForLifeCouple over a year ago

North Shields

"Dinosaur.

It’s tail is toooooo long."

Shhh that's what my gf says to me regularly in the dark room

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

That's not my pussy it's tail is too hard.

Mrs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple over a year ago

Yorkshire

That’s not my g-string.

It’s gusset is too fragrant.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

That's not my bra.

It would never manage to contain these bouncing bazongas.

Did I do it right, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not my penis its way too short

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple over a year ago

Yorkshire

"That's not my bra.

It would never manage to contain these bouncing bazongas.

Did I do it right, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

Perfectly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

That's not my belly, the skin is toooooooooo saggy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s not my cock

Way to limp

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my bush

It's far too tidy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

.name. Uhuh.

That's not my name. Uhuh.

That's not my name. Uhuh

That's

Not

Name.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That's not my unicorn. Her horn isn't vibrating.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats not my orgasm

It didnt last long enough

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

That’s not my thong.

Look me bollock is hanging out the side.

The mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger

Bet I’m stripier than you

stripe wars!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *antricSeeker60Man over a year ago

Durham

That’s not my dog… ouch!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger

Bet I’m stripier than you

stripe wars!"

You really DON'T want a belly pic from me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my pineapple, it's not upside-down enough.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

That’s not my credit card, its balance is toooo low.

The pain is real…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my dildo.

Honest...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my body stocking.

Either...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my neighbour's husband.

Hiding in the cupboard...

Ohhhh bugger! Alright, it is!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my rabbit!

It's ears are too wobbly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

That's not my unicorn, its mane is too fluffy.

My great grandchildren have these books.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not my wife, her vulva looks like a penis

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s not my cracker…the cheese has slipped off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman over a year ago

Manchester

It's not my bum it's way too firm

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my TV, it's not in my bedroom.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

That’s not my preference.

It’s too definite.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

Lion its tail is too fluffy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic