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How come there's never a thread about pork pies?
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Pork pie with pickles, I want pork pie now  "
I don't like pickle, but M&S (i think) pork and pickle pies are bloody lovely! I only ate it to be polite, but glad I did! |
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The jelly. Omg that delicious salty jelly that turns into juice with the warmth of your mouth... its like a ready made pie with gravy inside! A pork pie isn't a pork pie without the jelly. FULL STOP! It seems that most manufacturers are shying away from the jelly these days. Without it, it's just dry pork meat in pastry. Which leads me to the pastry! Has to be a littlr greasy, not dry, with a crisp mouth feel... and then the meat - well seasoned, firm, and meat only - no fillers for this man... I love pork pies with a little mellow yellow American mustard smeared onto it
OK, OK, I love pork pies, so what! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Pork pies are foods from the Gods.
Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.
Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust. |
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By *educed OP Woman 45 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Pork pies are foods from the Gods.
Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.
Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust. "
I think I just came... |
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By *educed OP Woman 45 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Love me a pork pie. Especially one with a really crispy crust. Not so keen on the jelly bit.
Had one warmed the other day. Not recommended! "
Who the hell gave you a warm pork pie? Lunatic. |
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Threads about pork pies are like tennis questions on quiz shows, you think there's none but once you start looking they are everywhere.
Total opposite of trying to find a virgin on an antenatal ward |
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"WTF is a pork pie 
Google is your friend.... Eat a pastie less cholesterol "
We literally live in the land of pasties. And pies 
A pasty barm is a delicacy round these parts. A meat and potato pasty |
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By *educed OP Woman 45 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"If you are gonna buy Seduced a pork pie she will really appreciate it and give you the most epic sex of your life.
But only if it is one of the fancy ones with pickle."
And this is why you don't deserve the epic sex unlike your comrades who deliver pork pie unadulterated... |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Pork pies are foods from the Gods.
Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.
Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust.
I think I just came..."
Fancy a pork pie date?  |
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By *ty31Man 45 weeks ago
NW London |
"WTF is a pork pie
It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham
Ha. You absolute legend/ eejit!?
Sometimes it's a fine line between the two.
Sometimes/ hardly ever! "
Are they your preferred pronouns? |
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