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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Mostly jackanory bullshit along the lines of 'thanks for another great meet' (years old unverified profiles), 'just been let down again', 'anyone want to meet in the woods and suck my dick', 'free for a quickie' style crap.
Oh. And 'anyone want to watch me wank on cam'.  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what’s the most common update you see in your local updates section?
Mine seems to be “female wanted to play with mrs”"
Most I see is
‘Can someone send me site supporter pass in exchange for pics’ like which sucker is gonna fall for that haha 
And ‘anyone interested in used underwear’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gosh, I'm glad that I am not a woman on Fab, as the average blokes' update appears to completely lack imagination. The women in my updates seem to have a variety - no obvious repetition, some song lyrics, some random facts, some cryptic ones - I enjoy seeing them. |
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Usual guys updates...
6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening
7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??
8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here
9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!
10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here
11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!
Midnight... UNLOS !!
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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago
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Oh. And 'anyone want to watch me wank on cam'.
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See, *I'm* one of those who has the occasional wild nights in the cam rooms - no kink shaming, it's my thing on a horny night & there's no-one handy - and I post my status updates (not worded like this fellas') for my people on my friends list to see so we can meet up in the chat rooms. If I was local to you, I think you'd see them too.
I guess there's not much that you can do beyond block 'em. That would make the repeat offenders disappear, right? |
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"Usual guys updates...
6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening
7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??
8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here
9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!
10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here
11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!
Midnight... UNLOS !!
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Perfect |
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"Usual guys updates...
6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening
7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??
8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here
9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!
10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here
11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!
Midnight... UNLOS !!
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Hahaha! Nailed it, Grumps! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for some naked fun?
You're going to get a lot of replies
Not my status"
I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable  |
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"Usual guys updates...
6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening
7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??
8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here
9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!
10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here
11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!
Midnight... UNLOS !!
Perfect "
Fairly accurate |
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"Usual guys updates...
6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening
7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??
8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here
9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!
10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here
11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!
Midnight... UNLOS !!
Hahaha! Nailed it, Grumps! "
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"Who's up for some naked fun?
You're going to get a lot of replies
Not my status
I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable "
Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face..."
I've notice this as your status update, was highly impressed at your self-confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who's up for some naked fun?
You're going to get a lot of replies
Not my status
I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable
Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm "
Oh, what?! I’ve just trimmed my bush in preparation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...
I've notice this as your status update, was highly impressed at your self-confidence "
Well someone need to have confidence in me at least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...
Or something like that.
 Not vain at all. "
Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?
(I'm joking by the way, that was wankerish even by my standards ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’
If you wear that red lipstick, you can dribble over more than my thighs  "
Oh my gawd I’m gonna go put it on now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’
If you wear that red lipstick, you can dribble over more than my thighs
Oh my gawd I’m gonna go put it on now "
I'll wait patiently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...
Or something like that.
Not vain at all.
Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?
Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe
(I'm joking by the way, that was wankerish even by my standards )"
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"Who's up for some naked fun?
You're going to get a lot of replies
Not my status
I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable
Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm
Oh, what?! I’ve just trimmed my bush in preparation!"
Well that backfired on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...
Or something like that.
Not vain at all.
Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?
Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe "
Ooooooh well I'm not used to women being so forward but if you insist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...
Or something like that.
Not vain at all.
Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?
Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe
It's too many people watching. Prefer privacy
Ooooooh well I'm not used to women being so forward but if you insist "
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