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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea pissed itself!
Try again, Ricky. And where's your joke? "
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road? "
Because the KF sea! |
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road? "
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? |
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? "
Mr spade balancing man
Where does Putin keep his Armies. |
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"Because the sea.
I took the shell off my racing snail to make him go faster....
If anything it's made him more ... [what?]"
Like a slug!
Who is the president of South Korea? |
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Mr spade balancing man
Where does Putin keep his Armies.
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No. It's Doug 
Up his sleevies!
How do you make a Swiss roll? |
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Mr spade balancing man
Where does Putin keep his Armies.
No. It's Doug
Up his sleevies!
How do you make a Swiss roll? "
Push him down a hill.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? |
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Mr spade balancing man
Where does Putin keep his Armies.
No. It's Doug
Up his sleevies!
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a hill.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?"
A wooly jumper
What's black n white and red all over ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!
I'll go with:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Mr spade balancing man
Where does Putin keep his Armies.
No. It's Doug
Up his sleevies!
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a hill.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A wooly jumper
What's black n white and red all over ?"
A sunburnt Zebra
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A Newspaper
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An embarrassed Nun
What should you do if you come across a Lion? |
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