"3 and what is it 12:22pm 
I'm a serial lady wanker "
Oh Boo, you’re such a wanker!
I ain add nun yet. But I’m chatting to someone I fancy and she’s making me horny, so I might try to rip the head off it later. |
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None. Very rarely want. Much prefer the company of a woman. I have totally empty calendar for the next four days and would love the company of a friend, but that seems unlikely. |
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Careful you don’t catch fire woody  "
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking..... |
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Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking....."
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"42
Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....
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Fancy a Hosepipe ban?
-* sounds like my worst chat up line.  |
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"42
Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....
Fancy a Hosepipe ban?
-* sounds like my worst chat up line. "
Could you maybe just wank less instead |
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"3 and what is it 12:22pm
I'm a serial lady wanker
Oh Boo, you’re such a wanker!
I ain add nun yet. But I’m chatting to someone I fancy and she’s making me horny, so I might try to rip the head off it later."
Never rip, always stroke,circle and tease! Much more pleasurable |
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"42
Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....
Fancy a Hosepipe ban?
-* sounds like my worst chat up line.
Could you maybe just wank less instead "
Haha. Did you actually think I was serious?? |
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"42
Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....
Fancy a Hosepipe ban?
-* sounds like my worst chat up line.
Could you maybe just wank less instead
Haha. Did you actually think I was serious?? "
so just the 47? |
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"42
Careful you don’t catch fire woody
It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!
I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....
Fancy a Hosepipe ban?
-* sounds like my worst chat up line.
Could you maybe just wank less instead
Haha. Did you actually think I was serious?? "
I’ll be honest I didn’t quite get it  |
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But none so far, I will be later 