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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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But what if NSD is a bit like Halloween in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? All the vamps and demons take the night off because they consider it tasteless.
So maybe on NSD all swingers are supposed to not engage in anything to do with sex.
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations."
So how does this work if I’m single? Do I basically go and stand naked in the park and wait for a fellow singleton to commence celebrations?
At least I have 366 days to prepare for next year. |
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations.
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So how does this work if I’m single? Do I basically go and stand naked in the park and wait for a fellow singleton to commence celebrations?
At least I have 366 days to prepare for next year."
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Seek out PetiteWoman, for she is free until the noon day sun. You shall find her at ///mouse.weds.recent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if NSD is a bit like Halloween in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? All the vamps and demons take the night off because they consider it tasteless.
So maybe on NSD all swingers are supposed to not engage in anything to do with sex.
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Hi honey, I'm home
Pow!
Dibs on cordys cat costume |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if anyone wants to celebrate with me I'm completely free until mid afternoon. 
I typed Lust and Liberty into trainline but got no results  "
Doesnt work in what 3 either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations.
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So how does this work if I’m single? Do I basically go and stand naked in the park and wait for a fellow singleton to commence celebrations?
At least I have 366 days to prepare for next year.
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Seek out PetiteWoman, for she is free until the noon day sun. You shall find her at ///mouse.weds.recent
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A relic exhibition one would assume.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"But what if NSD is a bit like Halloween in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? All the vamps and demons take the night off because they consider it tasteless.
So maybe on NSD all swingers are supposed to not engage in anything to do with sex.
Hi honey, I'm home
Pow!
Dibs on cordys cat costume"
Only if I get Willow's ghost outfit (not the sheet!).
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations.
So how does this work if I’m single? Do I basically go and stand naked in the park and wait for a fellow singleton to commence celebrations?
At least I have 366 days to prepare for next year."
Just let me know which park you’re going to. Please |
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations."
Sadly I will be bereft of the joys of fornication and shenanigans this evening Nero ...
Fucking shite |
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations.
So how does this work if I’m single? Do I basically go and stand naked in the park and wait for a fellow singleton to commence celebrations?
At least I have 366 days to prepare for next year.
Just let me know which park you’re going to. Please "
McDonald’s car park. There’s bound to be a single mum who is so utterly sick of her kids whining she took them for a happy meal. I could be hers  |
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"Håppy national sex day - to all you sexual mavericks and miscreants, armed to the hilt with your amatory desires and amorous aspirations.
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Sadly I will be bereft of the joys of fornication and shenanigans this evening Nero ...
Fucking shite "
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And here's me thinking that you were a 'champion lover extraordinaire'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if NSD is a bit like Halloween in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? All the vamps and demons take the night off because they consider it tasteless.
So maybe on NSD all swingers are supposed to not engage in anything to do with sex.
Hi honey, I'm home
Pow!
Dibs on cordys cat costume
Only if I get Willow's ghost outfit (not the sheet!).
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Deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, today! I'm not ready! I haven't dry cleaned my sex outfit! Bugger.
Birthday suit.... I can wash it if you like.
You can help me with mine.
I'm a helpful kinda guy. I'll bring my loofah."
Gosh you are.
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