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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Mines 6&1/2. It's bright pink and takes batteries. Does that count? 
hahah brill - and its always to hand
And it never complains, leaves the loo seat up or it's dirty socks on the floor! "
does it make crumpets and pour you a stella though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get your tape measures out guys. Mines a 130 mm . Pretty ave i think. Now be honest."
What's that in 'old money'? Lol
Using a 3 digit number could be the way forward folks!
Imagine saying you're 228.6mm instead of 9 inches!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like there is a marketing opening for a penis girth measurer. Maybe JML will come up with something. Alternatively you could learn how to turn a woman on, in which case girth is ireelevant? |
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"Mines 6&1/2. It's bright pink and takes batteries. Does that count?
hahah brill - and its always to hand
And it never complains, leaves the loo seat up or it's dirty socks on the floor!
does it make crumpets and pour you a stella though?"
No.  does yours? That's pretty impressive x x |
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