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over a year ago
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"If you had sex with a lactating woman you could use her breasts like udders"
...ticked lol x
Anal, vaginal, mouth'al', eye'al', ear'al'...i do it all. I even do it in Southall lol (note to self: dont give up your day job  ) |
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"I prefer to be the giver 
Forgot to mention that I luuurve giving bum-love to my Badboy too and he loves it just as much as I do.
We keep discussing the fact that we need to find a nice bi-guy to treat him to the real thing  "
Don't think I'd get away with trying to dress up and pass as a man   |
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"Only with my OH and even though it can hurt!
I prefer to be the giver
My oh my Funky, looks like you need greasing up  
 OooooooK as long as you are a gentle, considerate lover."
I was the last time with you |
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"Only with my OH and even though it can hurt!
I prefer to be the giver
My oh my Funky, looks like you need greasing up
OooooooK as long as you are a gentle, considerate lover.
I was the last time with you "
Then why is it that I still can't sit down without a cushion hmmmmmmm?  |
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"Funky, are you thread-stealing again?! tut tut - the hijack-police will be on your arse!  "
 I foresee a time in the not too distant future where all threads will be about my bottom. It is the natural order of things. |
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"If you had sex with a lactating woman you could use her breasts like udders"
I tried that with Siren when she was lactating. She wasn't too pleased. I tried to say to her that she was my prize heffer and that there would never be another like her but she saw through my cunning ruse and told me to fuck off, which was a bit of a bugger as I'd been out and bought a new metal bucket and stool and straw hat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only with my OH and even though it can hurt!
I prefer to be the giver
My oh my Funky, looks like you need greasing up
OooooooK as long as you are a gentle, considerate lover.
I was the last time with you
Then why is it that I still can't sit down without a cushion hmmmmmmm? "
Ok it's not my fault I have a big dick with a wide girth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only with my OH and even though it can hurt!
I prefer to be the giver
My oh my Funky, looks like you need greasing up
OooooooK as long as you are a gentle, considerate lover.
I was the last time with you
Then why is it that I still can't sit down without a cushion hmmmmmmm?
Ok it's not my fault I have a big dick with a wide girth "
HUH? Have I been flirting with a cock in a frock all this time? |
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"If you had sex with a lactating woman you could use her breasts like udders
...ticked lol x
Anal, vaginal, mouth'al', eye'al', ear'al'...i do it all. I even do it in Southall
lol (note to self: dont give up your day job )"
Don't take the Mick I live in southall |
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