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"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster. Just know I respect you a lot. Dead skin cells from your knees? " Or, dead skin cells from yonis? (See 'Pubic dandruff', above) | |||
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"Sock fluff?" Nope ...... nothing to do with socks or fluff | |||
"Pubic dandruff?" Not since you were last here .... no. | |||
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"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster. Just know I respect you a lot. Dead skin cells from your knees? " You've let your mother down and your father down but most of all you've let yourself down Meli ..... tsk ... Nope .... My knees are still smoooooooooooth for an old bird. | |||
"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster. Just know I respect you a lot. Dead skin cells from your knees? Or, dead skin cells from yonis? (See 'Pubic dandruff', above)" No! Crusty balls ....... no. It still looks like a smiley dolphin. Not a silvery cod. | |||
"Petals off the roses I sent you " Too cute. Wish I'd of thought of that. | |||
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"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers?" Close | |||
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"Petals off the roses I sent you " I had them deep frozen ... | |||
"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers? Close " Cracker crumbs you ate with the cheese. | |||
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"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster. Just know I respect you a lot. Dead skin cells from your knees? " Cruel…. | |||
"Crusty bits of cum" She doesn't waste cum. | |||
"Bit's of polystyrene." No. I haven't unpacked my inflatable Ken doll yet. | |||
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"Cobwebs, from your c...ceiling. " No but there is a spider and it's next lunch in the corner of the kitchen ceiling ..... time for the mop again | |||
"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers? Close Cracker crumbs you ate with the cheese. " Nope | |||
"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster. Just know I respect you a lot. Dead skin cells from your knees? Cruel…." It's out and out Grannyism | |||
"Crisp crumbs from that shareable bag of crisps that you didn't share. " You are right about one thing. I wouldn't share crisps .... But no | |||
"Bird seed" No but they'd eat it | |||
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