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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To balance out the proliferation of right wing topics about these days I'd like to introduce a lefty topic.
Should the government be spending more taxpayers money on cute fluffy kittens for the poor. Cute fluffy kittens are great and cheer everyone up. Watch them chase string....they're soooo cute.
Anyone who says different should be beaten to a bloody pulp with rolled up copies of the Guardian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To balance out the proliferation of right wing topics about these days I'd like to introduce a lefty topic.
Should the government be spending more taxpayers money on cute fluffy kittens for the poor. Cute fluffy kittens are great and cheer everyone up. Watch them chase string....they're soooo cute.
Anyone who says different should be beaten to a bloody pulp with rolled up copies of the Guardian. "
Love it!! Hahaha but I tend to lean slightly to the centre.... Not right not left just Center may be slightly left centre haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're just avoiding the contentious issue of fluffy kittens. I demand to know where you stand on them?
Obviously I don't mean stand ON them as that is cruel. They're too cute for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah well that’s all well and good, but I’ve heard there’s a left-wing separatist group who are planning to fund their activities be stealing back all the kittens which will be then turned into faux Ugg boots and sold on a market stall set up in Gordon Browns back garden….. so there….  |
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its an intersteing idea but would'nt work in practise..
by the time us (ooh err what a give away) pinko sandal wearing lefties had elected a committee to vote in a chair to manage the meeting which had as item 1 on the agenda the aforementioned proposal..
as yet not seconded i may add..
the kittens would have reproduced many times over and moved off to form their own commune..
anyway whats wrong with the Morning Star..?
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a black cat and intend to buy 100 black kittens. These 100 black kittens will be trained by my current cat in hand-to-hand combat, and in 2014 we will launch an attack on my brother's army of white cats. We will overturn their litter trays, burn their scratching posts and steal all their Whiskas.
That'll learn 'em. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To balance out the proliferation of right wing topics about these days I'd like to introduce a lefty topic.
Should the government be spending more taxpayers money on cute fluffy kittens for the poor. Cute fluffy kittens are great and cheer everyone up. Watch them chase string....they're soooo cute.
Anyone who says different should be beaten to a bloody pulp with rolled up copies of the Guardian. "
I can offer some old copies of The Spectator which, when rolled, can be used to introduce a somewhat medieval touch to the punishment.... if ya get me drift.... any good..????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Are we to assume that this lefty separatist group will use foreign immigrant thieves to steal back the cute fluffy kittens and thus pander to the right ever so slightly?
As that's appalling. We have our own home grown thieves who are perfectly capable of cute fluffy kitten theft.
Oh shit, i've gone and moved it into a right wing thread now haven't I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we to assume that this lefty separatist group will use foreign immigrant thieves to steal back the cute fluffy kittens and thus pander to the right ever so slightly?
As that's appalling. We have our own home grown thieves who are perfectly capable of cute fluffy kitten theft.
Oh shit, i've gone and moved it into a right wing thread now haven't I? "
Think we should set up a working party to formulate policies to ensure equality in the numbers of both foreign petty criminals and home-grown scumbag thieves. Maybe even a quango or five..?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No, I haven't thought this through at all. I think there needs to be a consensus as to the value of cute fluffy kittens in our society, in so much as it relates to a sound fiscal structure that brings this great nation back to the forefront of world domination over poor brown people.
Oh fuck, I've done it again. There's a fine line between left and right you see, and it turns out that line is cute fluffy kittens. The bastards. |
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"You're just avoiding the contentious issue of fluffy kittens. I demand to know where you stand on them?
Obviously I don't mean stand ON them as that is cruel. They're too cute for that."
I'm all for handouts of kittens, I'd like to put my name down for two, don't care what colour, but not too fatty, I'm trying to lose weight!  |
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"Has anyone asked the kittens as to there political leanings ....... Or don't the lower class playthings count ?? "
Oh dear, can we have a mental health professional here please. This person believes he can talk with cute fluffy kittens. Everyone knows kittens are left leaning anyway. How do you think Clegg got in, he appealed to the kitten vote. |
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"To balance out the proliferation of right wing topics about these days I'd like to introduce a lefty topic.
Should the government be spending more taxpayers money on cute fluffy kittens for the poor. Cute fluffy kittens are great and cheer everyone up. Watch them chase string....they're soooo cute.
Anyone who says different should be beaten to a bloody pulp with rolled up copies of the Guardian. "
They also cook well on a spit... (joke) |
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"I have a black cat and intend to buy 100 black kittens. These 100 black kittens will be trained by my current cat in hand-to-hand combat, and in 2014 we will launch an attack on my brother's army of white cats. We will overturn their litter trays, burn their scratching posts and steal all their Whiskas.
That'll learn 'em."
Shouldn't that be "paw to paw" combat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fish is the answer
Explain?? "
Erm erm.... Well fish are pretty to look at, swimming about in their tank and in and out if the castle thing that's in the corner, they supposedly have short term memory, so can't hold things against you, less harmful than cute fluffy kittens as they have no claws to wreck the soft furniture, and cost less to feed!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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You'll all be sent a CFK15 form which you need to fill in and return . A civil servant will then visit your homes and means test you, to see if you need a cute fluffy kitten.
The use of your cute fluffy kitten for food or footwear is strictly forbidden. Although you are actively encouraged to dress it up and post videos of it on youtube. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To balance out the proliferation of right wing topics about these days I'd like to introduce a lefty topic.
Should the government be spending more taxpayers money on cute fluffy kittens for the poor. Cute fluffy kittens are great and cheer everyone up. Watch them chase string....they're soooo cute.
Anyone who says different should be beaten to a bloody pulp with rolled up copies of the Guardian.
They also cook well on a spit... (joke)"
From a bumper sticker in the USA...
"So many cats...
.... so few recipes"
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"Fish is the answer
Explain??
Erm erm.... Well fish are pretty to look at, swimming about in their tank and in and out if the castle thing that's in the corner, they supposedly have short term memory, so can't hold things against you, less harmful than cute fluffy kittens as they have no claws to wreck the soft furniture, and cost less to feed!! "
and they dont need to be skinned before cooking..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a black cat and intend to buy 100 black kittens. These 100 black kittens will be trained by my current cat in hand-to-hand combat, and in 2014 we will launch an attack on my brother's army of white cats. We will overturn their litter trays, burn their scratching posts and steal all their Whiskas.
That'll learn 'em.
Shouldn't that be "paw to paw" combat?"
Yes. Yes it should. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I bring beavers into the debate ......... Nice beavers of course 
Care to explain? "
Well I hear that beavers are very nice, a bit gnawty at times...... Most of all nice in a pie...... And moist so I'm told
Kittens on the other hand will be full of furballs ...... I'm not keen in balls
Nice beavers have it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I bring beavers into the debate ......... Nice beavers of course
Care to explain?
Well I hear that beavers are very nice, a bit gnawty at times...... Most of all nice in a pie...... And moist so I'm told
Kittens on the other hand will be full of furballs ...... I'm not keen in balls
Nice beavers have it "
No not buying that one.....
It's fish I tell you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm finding it difficult to understand how this thread generated into filth???
You dirty dirty people. It was about kittens ffs! You people are sick."
It's shocking isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm finding it difficult to understand how this thread generated into filth???
You dirty dirty people. It was about kittens ffs! You people are sick.
It's shocking isn't it "
It's almost as if the site is filled with perverts. None of whom are interested in serious political debate but instead seem intent on pleasuring their private parts.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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But , but , (bottom lip trembles ), fluffy kittens grow up into pschotic cats who persecute birdies !!!!
You hardly see any a Thrush anymore , and in this weather have you recently seen any Blue Tits let alone any Great Tits ?.
No, if we are to protect the Booby or Shag we have to unite against the Fluffy United Cats & Kittens against Offences against Felines Front |
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"But , but , (bottom lip trembles ), fluffy kittens grow up into pschotic cats who persecute birdies !!!!
You hardly see any a Thrush anymore , and in this weather have you recently seen any Blue Tits let alone any Great Tits ?.
No, if we are to protect the Booby or Shag we have to unite against the Fluffy United Cats & Kittens against Offences against Felines Front "
beg to differ there are several thrushes on the site.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but then they'd need to feed them so if they're poor that'd not work.
That's why I said fish "
Fish need love too!
Actually that reminded me of tif old couple that's had £10,000 worth of fish eaten by an otter. Read it on DS toe.zr |
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I need one to cheer me up and I'd never stand on one especially not with my left foot
