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over a year ago
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"I'd kill Simon cowell in The womb. and Cameron too
Wouldn't it be more humane to castrate his dad pre coitus?  "
Or much easier just to get Cowell's dad pissed that night so he can't get it up...???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't waanna go back.. anything you do would change the course of history as we know it..
just standing on a snail could aalter the course of history.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd kill Simon cowell in The womb. and Cameron too
Wouldn't it be more humane to castrate his dad pre coitus? "
But I'd want the satisfaction of killing the great Satan of music |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would go forward a few months then pop back win every lottery, horse race etc. and enjoy them to the max. Of course it would seriously mess up the gambling industry in the process |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd kill Simon cowell in The womb. and Cameron too
Wouldn't it be more humane to castrate his dad pre coitus?
Or much easier just to get Cowell's dad pissed that night so he can't get it up...????"
Apart from sometimes you can bonk like a rabbit on heat when pissed. 2 house bricks in the dark ally behind Cowells dads old home and its sorted. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
The night before a summer evening in (approx.) 1996...Caz going bowling with workmates...including the one she'd been perving after for months...a quick nip back to then just to say "DO NOT WEAR THOSE AMERICAN TAN KNEE HIGHS"...this is how I know that time travel has not been invented within my lifetime or I wouldn't be blushing about pulling the gorgeous workmate even now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time Travel is possible but only to travel forward in time and not back."
But how can you go into an undetermined future?
"The future is not set. No fate but what we make for ourselves" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time Travel is possible but only to travel forward in time and not back."
Nope, quite happy really, lots of things here I wouldn't want to miss, so if I can't come back I wont go forward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm torn between going back and rigging the last election, or taking the whole country with me to the morning of the next election, which will need no rigging at all.
#taxiforcameron. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Time Travel is possible but only to travel forward in time and not back.
But how can you go into an undetermined future?
"The future is not set. No fate but what we make for ourselves" "
Because we are living in the omnibus and have only just got to the 2nd ad break. Just hit fast forward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is possible. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with Michael J Fox in it. "
I thought there were three documentaries
I am going to miss the third one last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arrange for Dr Richard Beeching to be run over by a train before he closed most of our railways!"
Five Team Points for sneaking a Steam Trains-related comment into a thread. But don't tell BrightonSteve or he'll be adding Star Wars ones too.... and we wouldn't want that, would we children..??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do people always ask where you would go? Surely if you had a time machine machine you'd stay in the same place albeit in a different time. If i was in my kitchen and went back 3 months I would still be in my kitchen. just 3 months ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The night before a summer evening in (approx.) 1996...Caz going bowling with workmates...including the one she'd been perving after for months...a quick nip back to then just to say "DO NOT WEAR THOSE AMERICAN TAN KNEE HIGHS"...this is how I know that time travel has not been invented within my lifetime or I wouldn't be blushing about pulling the gorgeous workmate even now
American tan knee highs????? Im speechless... 
I know Femme...I'm still in therapy almost 20 years later...my 12 step program says to confess my sartorial sins so I thought I'd do it to my forum friends - seeing as we're all well known for not taking the piss out of each other "
Searching for a fetish group as we speak |
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"Why do people always ask where you would go? Surely if you had a time machine machine you'd stay in the same place albeit in a different time. If i was in my kitchen and went back 3 months I would still be in my kitchen. just 3 months ago."
Why would you want to wash all those pots again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it would be quite fun to go way back in time and leave cave paintings showing dinosaurs watching reality television and reading celebrity magazines next to a caption saying……
"warning,,,, evolve or die"……  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"The night before a summer evening in (approx.) 1996...Caz going bowling with workmates...including the one she'd been perving after for months...a quick nip back to then just to say "DO NOT WEAR THOSE AMERICAN TAN KNEE HIGHS"...this is how I know that time travel has not been invented within my lifetime or I wouldn't be blushing about pulling the gorgeous workmate even now
American tan knee highs????? Im speechless...
I know Femme...I'm still in therapy almost 20 years later...my 12 step program says to confess my sartorial sins so I thought I'd do it to my forum friends - seeing as we're all well known for not taking the piss out of each other
Searching for a fetish group as we speak"
Dear God...please let there not be a fet group for American Tan knee-highs...I'll never get out of therapy at this rate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to take into concept of time travel rules that what ever you change in the past can have drastic effects in the future. E.G. Killing Simon Cowell will lead to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers never being made (and gosh darn it, I loved that show!) |
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Where would you choose to go? Why assume you would stay in the same place?
If I went back in time say 7 whole days, chances are I'd still be sat here typing some crap to post in a forum.
If I went back to this time last Saturday I'd suddenly find myself driving up the M5 motorway.
Given that tomorrow, or anytime in the future I could get on a plane and fly anywhere in the world... if I travel into the future surely I'd be where ever I might be in the future already
So what if... in the very distant future the time travel machine has already been invented and some so-and-so has already been popping back and messing up my chance of winning the lottery!!!! Given that, if I do get my hands on a time travel machine, I'll catch up with the bastard and give them a slap  |
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i love films and stuff with time travel but would not want to go back in time my self in case i changed the time continuum and not managed to meet my lovely wife and have our 4 great kids, may sound a bit sad but so true... and besides no other woman would be mad enough to have me 
love my wifey and kids 
would like to get the lottery numbers though so we could host our own swinger party's and stuff so if any of you fab people go back in time send me the numbers over ha ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i love films and stuff with time travel but would not want to go back in time my self in case i changed the time continuum and not managed to meet my lovely wife and have our 4 great kids, may sound a bit sad but so true... and besides no other woman would be mad enough to have me
love my wifey and kids
would like to get the lottery numbers though so we could host our own swinger party's and stuff so if any of you fab people go back in time send me the numbers over ha ha "
you want old lottery numbers? |
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"i love films and stuff with time travel but would not want to go back in time my self in case i changed the time continuum and not managed to meet my lovely wife and have our 4 great kids, may sound a bit sad but so true... and besides no other woman would be mad enough to have me
love my wifey and kids
would like to get the lottery numbers though so we could host our own swinger party's and stuff so if any of you fab people go back in time send me the numbers over ha ha
you want old lottery numbers? "
no pop back in time and give me future lottery numbers lol silly ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would love to see our cities deserted, crumbling and free of people. With nature reclaiming them for her own.
Trees breaking through the sides of building, roads torn up by grasses and shrubs...
In a sense like the temple complex of Ankor Wat when it was discovered
... so I guess that would be at some point in the future |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would love to see our cities deserted, crumbling and free of people. With nature reclaiming them for her own.
Trees breaking through the sides of building, roads torn up by grasses and shrubs...
In a sense like the temple complex of Ankor Wat when it was discovered
... so I guess that would be at some point in the future"
Parts of Gravesend are like that now |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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"I would love to see our cities deserted, crumbling and free of people. With nature reclaiming them for her own.
Trees breaking through the sides of building, roads torn up by grasses and shrubs...
In a sense like the temple complex of Ankor Wat when it was discovered
... so I guess that would be at some point in the future"
about 350-450 AD should do it.
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would love to see our cities deserted, crumbling and free of people. With nature reclaiming them for her own.
Trees breaking through the sides of building, roads torn up by grasses and shrubs...
In a sense like the temple complex of Ankor Wat when it was discovered
... so I guess that would be at some point in the future
about 350-450 AD should do it.
Wolf
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Our "current" Cities, so maybe about 200 years hence aught to do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give myself the answers to the exam questions I did't get, so I would be in a better paid job than what I am doing now. Also tell myself not to mess about with airpistols |
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