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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???"
^She harried a watermelon. |
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
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Day 197
With our eyes closed we could music, grunting, moaning and groaning. Were we in a club having a sexy time? No, in the gym... 2 more sets  |
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Day 5 without sex. Today I drew a face on a football, christened him Wilson and face fucked the hell out of him.
We both then lit up cigarettes before laying besides one another as we enjoyed the mutual, blissful afterglow even though neither of us actually smoke.
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
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Have you ever fingered a Swiss roll? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
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Day 126 started running in flip flops just to remember the sound |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Day 182 without sex, invited round for dinner at the Vicar's for sunday lunch, when she brought out apple pie and custard for desert an involuntary moan escaped my mouth and my eyes closed with my head lolling backwards in ecstasy!
When I opened my eyes, found that the vicar had grabbed the holy water and was trying to exorcise me - remained still as it was the closest female physical contact I had in half a year  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
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What are ripe water melons good for?? |
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By *hilloutMan 36 weeks ago
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"Day 196 without sex:
I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.
And the other days???
"
You're actually counting Op?
The next man you ravage better have his life insurance active  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex
It was a fun post....not to be taken literally 
195?"
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But I had sex five days in a row multiple times.
Tmi? I hope so! |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex
It was a fun post....not to be taken literally
195?
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But I had sex five days in a row multiple times.
Tmi? I hope so! "
I’m slightly jealous of the quantity but I had it last night so I can’t complain  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex
It was a fun post....not to be taken literally
People definitely didn't get the joke"
Do they ever?
I bet they still think I pee'd on someone's cock too. |
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"Day 250 without sex, I did hip thrusts in the gym and imagined it was PW 
Video or it didn't happen!"
Had to delete it and was thrown out the gym. Something about shorts that were too short and my erection not being appropriate. Prudes  |
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"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex
It was a fun post....not to be taken literally
People definitely didn't get the joke
Do they ever?
I bet they still think I pee'd on someone's cock too."
We all know you did... |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex
It was a fun post....not to be taken literally
People definitely didn't get the joke"
Well I enjoyed yours. |
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