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By *artorial OP Man over a year ago

weymouth

Ok some of you may remember that I mentioned (sometime ago) that proportional to it's size the humble barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom - what only learnt recently though that it can increase its girth if in a strong current, so gents it would seem if you put you dick in a strong current it may get thicker, under the bath tap at full bore for a year or so should do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll report back in twelve months' time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This might only work if you’re tethered by it.

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan over a year ago

Here n there

I'm thinking of electrical current, It may tingle a bit

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Or dip in a glass of aftershock

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By *artorial OP Man over a year ago

weymouth

See we need to set up a proper experiment (for science obvs

)

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Or dip in a glass of aftershock "

Or Listerine

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan over a year ago

Here n there

"See we need to set up a proper experiment (for science obvs

)"

I'm out, I for one am certainly not going to stick my knob in a plug socket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got one of those electric muscle stimulator things, and it’s bad enough on my back!

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