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"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet. Disappointed. "  
Fab lolly up the 
Ribbed and cooling. Win win. | |||
"Have you got a Labrador and some fridge cold dog food handy? "If only  | |||
"There’s absolutely no cure. You gotta grit your teeth and suck it up buttercup. " Feeling the sympathy | |||
"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet. Disappointed. " We have. Unfortunately it’s on the first floor and we’re in the penthouse. I can’t shuffle that far this morning  | |||
"Put your loo roll in the fridge "That’s a sheet idea | |||
"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet. Disappointed.
Fab lolly up the
Ribbed and cooling. Win win."I like your style lady. I only have choc ices though… | |||
"There’s absolutely no cure. You gotta grit your teeth and suck it up buttercup. Feeling the sympathy " Take a deep breath, clench up those muscles, and fire it out at speed. Come on! We’ll get through this together brother! Oh and ask if Mrs Fratelli would apply cooling yoghurt to your stinging ring after you’ve cleaned up. | |||
"Put your loo roll in the fridge
That’s a sheet idea "Roll with it | |||
