I was tryin' to enjoy my night but you done came in
Turned around the vibe I had before I came in
I then turned into a rude dude, man
Why you had to fu up the night, now we got to fight
I'm a knock out ya lights |
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By *nitterWoman 30 weeks ago
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"**twirls in and straight back out**
Opppps
I think he needs some glitter... Throw with the good arm!"
**twirls back in and throws glitter with good arm as advised**
Glitter makes everything better OP  |
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By *nitterWoman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I was tryin' to enjoy my night but you done came in
Turned around the vibe I had before I came in
I then turned into a rude dude, man
Why you had to fu up the night, now we got to fight
I'm a knock out ya lights"
**crying** |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please. "
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"**twirls in and straight back out**
Opppps
I think he needs some glitter... Throw with the good arm!
**twirls back in and throws glitter with good arm as advised**
Glitter makes everything better OP "
The world is better with Knitter and her glitter!  |
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic? "
That’s almost an open invitation  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic? "
I drew on mine once, that was artistic. |
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic? "
It's all about the angles. Good positioning and a nice filter, and if I feel extra motivated I draw a little top hat on it |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
That’s almost an open invitation "
I did realise afterwards!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
I drew on mine once, that was artistic. "
Permanent marker? |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
It's all about the angles. Good positioning and a nice filter, and if I feel extra motivated I draw a little top hat on it"
Dicktastic! When I first joined, more guys had Bobbly eyes and glasses on their dick pics. Those were the days.... |
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
That’s almost an open invitation
I did realise afterwards!!"
I’m tempted now just for a giggle  |
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
It's all about the angles. Good positioning and a nice filter, and if I feel extra motivated I draw a little top hat on it
Dicktastic! When I first joined, more guys had Bobbly eyes and glasses on their dick pics. Those were the days...."
They were true pioneers. Hopefully one day I can achieve that level of greatness. Maybe even a bow tie. No woman would be able to resist that, let's be honest |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
I drew on mine once, that was artistic.
Permanent marker? "
Almost |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
It's all about the angles. Good positioning and a nice filter, and if I feel extra motivated I draw a little top hat on it
Dicktastic! When I first joined, more guys had Bobbly eyes and glasses on their dick pics. Those were the days....
They were true pioneers. Hopefully one day I can achieve that level of greatness. Maybe even a bow tie. No woman would be able to resist that, let's be honest "
Well. Maybe the rude ones... |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
I drew on mine once, that was artistic.
Permanent marker?
Almost"
Er..erm. What?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
I drew on mine once, that was artistic.
Permanent marker?
Almost
Er..erm. What??"
I went for whiteboard marker and almost picked up a permanent sharpie instead |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Yes, definitely. I send a fantasticly artistic dick to open with pic and I'm either ignored or insulted.
Modern woman are just impossible to please.
Ooh, how is a dick artistic?
I drew on mine once, that was artistic.
Permanent marker?
Almost
Er..erm. What??
I went for whiteboard marker and almost picked up a permanent sharpie instead "
Oh that could have been bad. But ya know, pussy juice can be quite acidic |
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By *nitterWoman 30 weeks ago
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"**twirls in and straight back out**
Opppps
I think he needs some glitter... Throw with the good arm!
**twirls back in and throws glitter with good arm as advised**
Glitter makes everything better OP
The world is better with Knitter and her glitter! "
**takes a bow** thank you muchly beautiful |
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