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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you an average looking guy with an average cock size?
Your inbox will be full of vag, arse and boob pics.
Sky remote and Lynx can stretching every orfice.
You might get some messages:
" Wanna fuck?"
' Free now"
Most bios will include:
" No tall, hot, muscular or hung.
Sorry!"
Just wait for it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Average guys have a lot of success on here. Not every woman is looking for an adobe's. Great profile, great first message and a great sense of humour goes along way"
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The photo with the 2 Lynx can was nice.
Thanks!
I need to check the other 200 messages now.
I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
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By *ent57Man
over a year ago
... where the streets have no name! |
... I've been waiting for ages ...
Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)
... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics
still my mail box stays empty!!!
Mail me ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... I've been waiting for ages ...
Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)
... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics
still my mail box stays empty!!!
Mail me ffs "
Probably they are all sleeping now.
Check your inbox in the morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your point being?
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Just trying to be funny.
I guess it didn't come through?
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Not really if I'm honest. But don't give up on hope — I offer you my warmest wishes. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience
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You are right.
I guess I can wait another year patiently.
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Must be a local "massage" parlour near you pal, call in relief some stress haa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not stressed at all.
Never paid for "massage" and I'm not planning too.
I wait patiently and making some funnyISH threads.
I know they are not funny, but let me have at least that please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud "
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I am proud of you.
Just carry your torch for all.
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