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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I got called a dwarf today....not happy

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I got called a dwarf today....not happy

Badum tisch.......

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which one were you being? Grumpy? Sleepy?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

east of Stamford

Awwww. Come and sit on my lap.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You’re the perfect height Sparkle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you prefer being a midget gem

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

•

It makes "P" the perfect pocket-sized atomiser filled with the most cherished of floral colognes, to be spritzed all over my heightened expectations and desires.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"I got called a dwarf today....not happy

Aww… well you’re only smidge shorter than Ailsa, and she’s the most formidable woman I’ve ever met Xx

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

"I got called a dwarf today....not happy

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omg shes 4'11"

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Which one:

Doc, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful or Sneezy? Jus askin.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Which one were you being? Grumpy? Sleepy? "

I'm going with Busty. It's not exactly canon but seems to work

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

"Which one were you being? Grumpy? Sleepy?

I'm going with Busty. It's not exactly canon but seems to work

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

Pocket sized

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Which one were you being? Grumpy? Sleepy? "

Menopausal

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Awwww. Come and sit on my lap.

Such a gent CG x

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"You’re the perfect height Sparkle

Not for high jump I'm not

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Would you prefer being a midget gem

Oh I like midget gems

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I got called a dwarf today....not happy

Aww… well you’re only smidge shorter than Ailsa, and she’s the most formidable woman I’ve ever met Xx "

Good things come in small packages they say....I think I broke that mold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little sparkle?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A little sparkle?

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If I was you I wouldn't take that sitting down. I'd stand up and do something about that.

Oh! You are stood up

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Awwww. Come and sit on my lap.

Such a gent CG x"

Get stripped off first.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"If I was you I wouldn't take that sitting down. I'd stand up and do something about that.

Oh! You are stood up

I was even on stilts

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

•

It makes "P" the perfect pocket-sized atomiser filled with the most cherished of floral colognes, to be spritzed all over my heightened expectations and desires."

Oh wow!!!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I got called a dwarf today....not happy

omg shes 4'11"

That was slightly exaggerated too

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

Pocket sized

A feisty one at that

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By *hriscooperMan over a year ago

Warrington

I'm quite partial to a pocket rocket!

Smaller the better... And no, I mean legally and morally before the "get the wrong end of the stick and give swinging it" brigade start jumping up and down.

Tiny ladies, feel free to give me a shout.

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By *hriscooperMan over a year ago

Warrington

"If you're a dwarf, what does that make P?

Pocket sized

A feisty one at that

Why did that 0ost remind me of Yoda? "feisty one you are!"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Which one were you being? Grumpy? Sleepy? "

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