absolutely. I can't wear a roll neck as I look like a boiled egg.
My skin' pasty so when I wear a light brown or tan top I look like I'm topless
And if you put a hat on me and gave me a stick you'd swear that all I do is beat the wife, say that's the way to do it and chase after crocogators who keep nicking my sausages.
And since sitting on my right testicle today I walk like a man with a wooden leg.
On the plus side my eyesight is so crap that even keith richard's ballsack seems as smooth as a baby's bum. |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
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I try my best to fit in and that’s about it, some days I think I’m not like other guys, other days I’m just as dumb.
Much of the time it doesn’t matter, I like idea that people see me walk the dog and just think ‘older guy’ - maybe better being that bit below the radar |
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"I'm fat, nerdy and gothy so definitely an acquired taste "
Why oh why do all of the women who are interesting like you live in the friendly part of the country!
A goth nerd... fucking gold dust... absolute unicorns.
luvleh... simpleh, luvleh.. hotter than a hot thing, that's what you are. |
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Just to keep thios thread tidy...
UNconventional15 - you pressed the wrong reply button.
Your pm said :
"Erm ?
Many goths are nerds
And there is no shortage of goths , not really gold dust"
My reply is as follows...
both those qualities within a five mile radius of my house trust me, it's fucking gold dust.
Appologies for trying to keep the tone of the thread light. I'll leave you to it.  |
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