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"When are you having sex with me and why the delay?! Well, the problem is that you're a very long way away. Maybe I need to do a London tour. | |||
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"When are you having sex with me and why the delay?! Been before. | |||
"When are you having sex with me and why the delay?! BRACE FOR IMPACT. | |||
"Is 3 minutes time ok? Sorry for the delay, but I just want to wet wipe my bits and make sure I've got rid of most of the toilet paper Nooo! Leave it on there. Can't beat a bit of clitty litter | |||
"Is 3 minutes time ok? Sorry for the delay, but I just want to wet wipe my bits and make sure I've got rid of most of the toilet paper I remember when you turned me on once! Haha | |||
"Is 3 minutes time ok? Sorry for the delay, but I just want to wet wipe my bits and make sure I've got rid of most of the toilet paper Do you want to help wipe me down? | |||
"Is 3 minutes time ok? Sorry for the delay, but I just want to wet wipe my bits and make sure I've got rid of most of the toilet paper Yeah after you've showered and plucked every bit of whatever shit you have on yourself away | |||
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"Sorry, I think I'd just feel like another notch on your headboard... Don't slut shame me | |||
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"Train delays Brucey, its the only thing stopping me, I promise!" You'll be here by tomorrow then, that's ok I'm patient... | |||
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"Are we using the gimp mask and milking table again?" No nana.... | |||