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Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.
Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.
1. Hot pie/pastie/snack
2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)
3. Chocolate
4. Cold/hot drink (soft)
Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...
5. Alcoholic drink.
What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.
However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).
1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie
2. Pork Scratchings
3. Turkish Delight
4. Black Americano
5. Guinness
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"Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.
Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.
1. Hot pie/pastie/snack
2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)
3. Chocolate
4. Cold/hot drink (soft)
Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...
5. Alcoholic drink.
What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.
However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).
1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie
2. Pork Scratchings
3. Turkish Delight
4. Black Americano
5. Guinness
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1. A Killie Pie
2. Pringles sour cream
3. Twirl
4. Milk
5. A hot chocolate with all the trimmings!
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"1. Cornish pasty
2. 'Share' bag of plain crisps
3. 'Share' bag of Cadburys caramel buttons
4. Coffee
5. Mocktail"
Great choices again.
Delete 'plain' insert 'beef hula hoops'
Delete 'Mock' insert 'Cock' (oops sorry) |
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"Inspired by true events: I just went to the fridge and ate my last Turkish Delight (yes chocolate belongs in the fridge or freezer). I thought to myself that it would be great to always open it and have a TD at my disposal.
Abracadabra: Your brand new Vendo 6000 vending machine can hold an impressive 5 items. Free. 24/7/365.
1. Hot pie/pastie/snack
2. Bar Snack (crisps/nuts)
3. Chocolate
4. Cold/hot drink (soft)
Because it is the Vendo 6000 Lux, it also comes with an alcoholic option...
5. Alcoholic drink.
What are you picking? Any matches on here and it's blatant cheating.
However, you can still DM each other until the good chat fades and shit chat begins (and both wishing to dump the other courteously).
1. Ginsters Cornish Pastie
2. Pork Scratchings
3. Turkish Delight
4. Black Americano
5. Guinness
1. A Killie Pie
2. Pringles sour cream
3. Twirl
4. Milk
5. A hot chocolate with all the trimmings!
"
Was talking about a Killie pie last night. Voted best pie in Scotland or something.
Pringles Sour cream. The choice of kings (and queens).
I went through a twirl phase. (Wtf happened to Drifters btw)
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"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate
2. Wensleydale
3. Olives
4. Tomatoes
5. Great coffee "
Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee! |
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"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate
2. Wensleydale
3. Olives
4. Tomatoes
5. Great coffee
Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee! "
I don't really like pastry. |
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1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back
2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies
3. Wispa
4. Choccy milkshake
Alcoholic option.
5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks! |
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"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate
2. Wensleydale
3. Olives
4. Tomatoes
5. Great coffee
Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee! "
Jacket potato with cheese and beans? |
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"1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back
2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies
3. Wispa
4. Choccy milkshake
Alcoholic option.
5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks!"
Oddly enough the best thing I ever got out of a vendy was in Holland. They were hollow sausage shaped things that were gorgeous. Never seen them since. Anywhere.
A Wispa is my go-to chocolate with a cup of tea. |
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"1. 80% cocoa sea salt dark chocolate
2. Wensleydale
3. Olives
4. Tomatoes
5. Great coffee
Not sure where the sustenance is here. No pie/pastie! Not a tomato fan at all but love cheese and olives! I'm with you on good coffee!
Jacket potato with cheese and beans? "
I'll have the potato but not the beans. |
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"1. The potato type thing I got from a vending machine in Eindhoven a few years back
2. Bacon flavour Wheat Crunchies
3. Wispa
4. Choccy milkshake
Alcoholic option.
5. Frankenheim Altbier. Mainly because you cannot get it In this country anymore. Brexit sucks!
Oddly enough the best thing I ever got out of a vendy was in Holland. They were hollow sausage shaped things that were gorgeous. Never seen them since. Anywhere.
A Wispa is my go-to chocolate with a cup of tea. "
Was it one of the machines they have outside a shop where you open the flap to get at the goodies within? |
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1. No pie/pastie. I'm fussy with such things and not found any I like yet.
2. Walkers Salt & Shake Crisps. I like the little blue sachet and have a little ritual when preparing it.
3. Noisette Caramélisée by Alain Ducasse
4. Jamaican Blue Mountain, ready to go.
5. Yalumba Signature Cab Sauv/Shiraz Barossa, provided the Vendo 6000 has a separate climate-controlled zone for proper wine chilling of course ! |
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"1. No pie/pastie. I'm fussy with such things and not found any I like yet.
2. Walkers Salt & Shake Crisps. I like the little blue sachet and have a little ritual when preparing it.
3. Noisette Caramélisée by Alain Ducasse
4. Jamaican Blue Mountain, ready to go.
5. Yalumba Signature Cab Sauv/Shiraz Barossa, provided the Vendo 6000 has a separate climate-controlled zone for proper wine chilling of course !"
Well it's a good job it's the lux version as it caters for all of your needs. And good job too. I thought #3 was a Eurovision song and artist from 1972. #4 some form of reefer, #5 a Brazilian musical instrument. |
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"Beef Curry
Shepherds Pie
Cheese & Onion Crisps
Fruit Pastilles
C*ke Zero
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Woah woah woah, are you trying to cheat the machine with 2 savoury dishes?.
Don't tell me. Mum's Shepherds' Pie? They always make the best ones. |
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"1. Strawberry milkshake.
2. Ready salted Pringles.
3. Jam doughnuts.
4. Bacon sarnie.
5. Jelly beans."
Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!
Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.
#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again... |
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"1. Strawberry milkshake.
2. Ready salted Pringles.
3. Jam doughnuts.
4. Bacon sarnie.
5. Jelly beans.
Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!
Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.
#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again..."
Course red sauce! Red sauce only goes on bacon butties, brown sauce is for sausage sarnies, think thats actually the law!  |
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"1. Strawberry milkshake.
2. Ready salted Pringles.
3. Jam doughnuts.
4. Bacon sarnie.
5. Jelly beans.
Daizy Daizy Daizy your milkshake will always bring the boys to the yard!
Apart from Salt and vinegar crisps (belonging to Beelzebub himself) that is a really strong choice.
#4 only with red sauce otherwise we are back to Lucifer again...
Course red sauce! Red sauce only goes on bacon butties, brown sauce is for sausage sarnies, think thats actually the law! "
Would you be partial to a fried egg placed on the bacon, slightly runny? |
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"1. Salt beef on rye sandwich
2. S&V kettle style crisps
3. 85% dark Green&Blacks
4. Black Americano
5. Irish Whisky "
Wow, great start then dips badly with S&V. That is only one up from prawn cocktail flavoured crisps! 85% is a strong call but on great chocolate.
Superb finish..outstanding on fact with both Black Americano and Irish Whisky. In fact I had my first Irish Coffee the other day. Dear God it's so good. |
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"1. Chicken Enchiladas
2. Brothers Toffee Apple Cider
3. Tony’s Chocolate
4. Freshly ground/brewed coffee
5. Darling Spuds - Thai Sweet Chilli Crisps"
Now I really cannot fault that selection at all! |
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