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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I'll politely decline. I don't even want to know my weight! "
I Can express the result using normal distribution if you prefer, just giving you a percentile. For this to be accurate across demographics I will need at least 10,000 results |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I'd be too scared of squashing your head like a watermelon 
Men learn a very special move to counter that risk , there’s residual risk of flooding but it’s worth it "
Ahhhhh... OK, that's helpful to know x |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I quìte like my freedom, I cannot risk a death."
You don’t need to worry, I’ve done this before, Just carefully lower yourself down until the little rocket tongue docks in the nice warm mothership and everything will be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away
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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago
The Land of Kink! |
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Nice bur if montey python there
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
"I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face.
Inside leg measurement?
Warm slightly damp thing?
Slightly? You must be doing it wrong,  "
I can’t measure inside legs for toffee
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I’ll guess your weight
Who’s first ?
Happy to sit on your face as long as I get enjoyment "
I can’t guarantee that sorry, can offer a pretty crap estimate in kilograms if that works though ? |
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