I have travelled through time to save you from a murderous robot, and breed you so that our baby can save all mankind, so that he can send me back to save you from a murderous robot, and I can breed you, so that our baby can save all mankind, etc etc..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Is this where you work?

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By *rBobbMan over a year ago

Birmingham

You remind me of my old school teacher

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I like you*

*One for Peep Show fans

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"I like you*

*One for Peep Show fans

Don’t say it, write it on your eyelids

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By *aters139Man over a year ago

Sheffield

""do you want to watch me take a piss?"

But I do with with my trousers round my ankles so you can admire my ass....

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By *ockforplay66Man over a year ago

Southampton/isle of wight/ everywhere

Have you always been a woman, or did you used to be a dude?

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By *reative-mind OP Man over a year ago

exeter

"I have travelled through time to save you from a murderous robot, and breed you so that our baby can save all mankind, so that he can send me back to save you from a murderous robot, and I can breed you, so that our baby can save all mankind, etc etc.. "

Did I mention the robot would also be a former Governor of California?

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By *J the bullMan over a year ago

Washington

Fuck mum why did you take the mask off

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By *ompovatorX24Man over a year ago

Feltham

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I've farted

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

Not in your area

...will you peg me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The moon is made of cheese and is inhabited by mouse astronauts

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Your balls are showing.

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By *ennessee WhiskeyMan over a year ago

London

Your mother was better

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple over a year ago

Hounslow

Put the kettle on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

...I've shat myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just realised I can use a contraction - Moustranauts. They'd be like the Clangers.

You're welcome.

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By *assionate explorer 1Man over a year ago

Folkestone

Dunno if it's a fart or a poo

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By *assionate explorer 1Man over a year ago

Folkestone

"I like you*

*One for Peep Show fans

Don’t say it, write it on your eyelids "

I remember this. Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What time is the next bus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m A United fan …

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Whats the offside rule ???

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Something stupid like….I’ve followed through

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Chelsea for the champions league!!!

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By *amhorniestMan over a year ago

Surrey

Only 30!... I thought you were in your 50s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have your Mum's number?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we meet now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just farted

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By *CLM87Woman over a year ago

Derbyshire

Can I breed you

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By *andyel73Man over a year ago

Leyland

"The sine and cosine of an acute angle are defined in the context of a right-angled triangle."

You had me at cosine

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Is it in yet?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"The sine and cosine of an acute angle are defined in the context of a right-angled triangle.

You had me at cosine"

Don't go off at a tangent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chelsea for the champions league!!!

They win their third before Arsenal win their first I reckon

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By *hristopherd999Man over a year ago

Brentwood

What do you mean you're a Man U supporter, you're from Cricklewood!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes your bum does look big in that

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan over a year ago

Arlesey

I farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You taste fishy

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By *icketToRudeCouple over a year ago

Wellingborough

Potato

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

Not in your area

"Chelsea for the champions league!!!

They win their third before Arsenal win their first I reckon

Arsenal will not win a Champions League in most of our lifetimes.

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By *JandCMCouple over a year ago

cardiff

How long till tea?

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Pineapple pizza please!!

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple over a year ago

Norwich

I forgot my ropes

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By *endalshaggersCouple over a year ago

Lake District

Sorry, got to go, the delivery driver can't find my address again

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan over a year ago

Horley

I’m going to drive in the middle lane of the motorway for 50 miles

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Squirt isn’t Pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like chocolate orange.

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By *undee2Man over a year ago

Dundee

I have read most of the posts and I think that I messed up by saying most of the comments or similar.

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

I know this is a fuck site but I love you

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Please tell me that was the dog, and you're going to change its diet

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By *ondiego85Man over a year ago

nottingham

“I only take unvaccinated people”

No shit, this was a lass from derby on this very site.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Those giant hamsters are real right? Right?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wrong Hole

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By *alm_one4Man over a year ago

RM16

Yea, I know I stopped but Match of the Day just started.

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By *ugehandsMan over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

When was the last time you used the vacuum... For cleaning?

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By *aughtyJonny23Man over a year ago

Corby/Kettering

Fancy a game of freckles?

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