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When some messages speaking to only one person when we’re a couple!
Dick pics when it’s states ‘don’t send unless we request’
Fancy some drinks and fucking - where is the vomit emoji when you need it  |
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Dick pics - minging - plus we don't meet men.
Men that get offended when I decide to be polite and say sorry we don't meet men, like that huge warning that popped up when they messaged wasn't enough.
And no I won't block all men because I like 0.3849% and will happily chat bollocks.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"When some messages speaking to only one person when we’re a couple!
Dick pics when it’s states ‘don’t send unless we request’
Fancy some drinks and fucking - where is the vomit emoji when you need it "
Here you go.  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Dirty mirror pics.
Why spend ages in every position to have a dirty mirror? Two words: "Mr Sheen" - the spray not the actor. That would be random....
It could also help you shave down the competition choice. Dirty mirror = DELETE!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if this counts but I sometimes scroll through all the pictures without filtering.
Why on earth do men feel the need to pull their backsides apart, photograph it and then share the grim images with the world. Makes me feel instantly sick. |
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"When some messages speaking to only one person when we’re a couple!"
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When a genuine/verified couple message me and then unwittingly use stealth and subterfuge to confuse me by not being clear to whom I'm actually chatting to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“wot you’s looking 4” type messages. Read the profile.
Or people who repeatedly send the same cut and paste message until we give up and block them.
Our record is someone send the same thing 5 times
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"What are you wearing?
Do you want the truth , Disney pjs
Or shall I make it up, as I do sit around all night in stockings & heels"
Do you not wear the heels and the best lingerie in your collection for the housework ?
I thought all women did ? |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"When someone starts talking to you then just ignores you. Weird "
Oops I am guilty of this, due to the volume of messages sometimes people I'm talking to get pushed down and off the page and then I forget about who I was talking to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have any. The joy of filters and fuck knows what else. I don't receive dick pics (alas).
Nor rude messages.
I wish more people would objectify me.  "
Tape Measure pic incoming  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't have any. The joy of filters and fuck knows what else. I don't receive dick pics (alas).
Nor rude messages.
I wish more people would objectify me.
Tape Measure pic incoming "
Thank you John. Can you also include a crude, brief question? Faf is overused, something similar though. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Swanage |
"When some messages speaking to only one person when we’re a couple!
Dick pics when it’s states ‘don’t send unless we request’
Fancy some drinks and fucking - where is the vomit emoji when you need it "
or vom in brackets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When some messages speaking to only one person when we’re a couple!
Dick pics when it’s states ‘don’t send unless we request’
Fancy some drinks and fucking - where is the vomit emoji when you need it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones where they state in the opening message that they prefer getting to know someone before rushing into meeting. Three messages in and they’re asking when you’re free. |
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There not many really but I guess one would be when I’ve sent a nice polite intro, showed I’ve read their profile etc and ask if they be up for chatting and get to know each other better. They reply, say thanks for the message etc and they’d love to chat. So we start chatting and I’ll ask a few questions (nothing crude or anything) to get things going. They send decent reply’s with answers but they never ask any questions, go beyond just answering the questions or properly engage, so after carrying the conversation for little while I just think, why say you wanted to chat if your going to put zero effort into a two way conversation to get to know each other a bit better. This is more like one of those Q&A people get stopped to answer in street lol. So naturally I leave it there.
Obviously I think is there anything more I could have said or done to get them to engage more but then we’re strangers, It’s near impossible to do with zero real engagement from them.
That’s it really, nothing major or big problem but just a little disappointing when it happens I guess  x |
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"Ones where they state in the opening message that they prefer getting to know someone before rushing into meeting. Three messages in and they’re asking when you’re free. "
Definitely this but number one is What are you up to?  |
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"Ones where they state in the opening message that they prefer getting to know someone before rushing into meeting. Three messages in and they’re asking when you’re free.
Definitely this but number one is What are you up to? "
No, it's just WUU2, can't help expenditure of much effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone gets snarky and sends more messages because you’ve read their first message but you didn’t immediately reply. I like to consider my responses, I also get distracted, and I also have a whole other life to deal with… no need to be rude!
Mrs Classy |
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From couples I hate when they don't specify who is messaging.
Recently I had one from the female half asking if I'd like to meet her husband as he was interested. Can he not message himself?
From single men: the "hey how are you?", or the 'can I ask you a question?" Or the graphic ones or the ones "I'm close by". Well good let's fuck then as I've already fucked ALl my neighbours as clearly that's my only requirement. |
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Forgot... I got a message yesterday where the guy was so childish he was telling me about one of his friends meet and how he found it weird when he met a woman at hers and the husband was there, happy to share his wife.
Clearly not understanding the swinging concept of the site. |
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Not sure if it counts, but when they hold a decent level of conversation/appeal on here, so I move to WhatsApp/telegram, and then the mask drops and they turn out to be like every other lazy wank fantasists dreamer with no intention of meeting me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Starting the message "hi darlin" or similar when messaging a couples account.
Copy and paste script outlining their fantasy and that they're free tonight to fulfill it - as an opening messages.
Asking "are you ok?" as a first message - yes thanks ..next!! |
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"Not sure if it counts, but when they hold a decent level of conversation/appeal on here, so I move to WhatsApp/telegram, and then the mask drops and they turn out to be like every other lazy wank fantasists dreamer with no intention of meeting me"
This or usually I find out they are are not a woman but a guy trying his luck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Excellent thread
I'm polite and genuine in my messages, try to add bits about me and tie in what they like.
I guess my pet hate is immediate block after sending a face pic lol.
You would think I'm some troll that lives under a bridge haha
When I send it I do say its completely OK if I'm not your type.
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Hi
Hey
How's yous
Fancy a meet.
Yes. Even I get them all. I hate to imagine how many those single ladies and couples get. At least put some effort in, surely this line of message is never successful. |
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"Messages that just say 'can I ask you a question?' these annoy me so much, just ask the blinking question don't make me beg for it
I always say "already done " when they do"
Not sure why so many people are getting so uptight over this.
It is just a preamble which could even be seen by many as a polite formality. Why get so bothered about it?
It's not something I habitually say because I don't usually want to ask or find out very much anyway!
I got used to people in the West Indies wanting to 'axe christians'. I initially thought it must be to do with martyrdom. |
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"Not sure if this counts but I sometimes scroll through all the pictures without filtering.
Why on earth do men feel the need to pull their backsides apart, photograph it and then share the grim images with the world. Makes me feel instantly sick. "
Especially when they're "straight". Women don't want to see that surely  |
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"Not sure if this counts but I sometimes scroll through all the pictures without filtering.
Why on earth do men feel the need to pull their backsides apart, photograph it and then share the grim images with the world. Makes me feel instantly sick.
Especially when they're "straight". Women don't want to see that surely "
Maybe it means 'Straight up the arse'? |
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"Not sure if it counts, but when they hold a decent level of conversation/appeal on here, so I move to WhatsApp/telegram, and then the mask drops and they turn out to be like every other lazy wank fantasists dreamer with no intention of meeting me"
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Does the quality of conversation also deteriorate or is it just the general apathy of meeting kicks in? |
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"When someone gets snarky and sends more messages because you’ve read their first message but you didn’t immediately reply. I like to consider my responses, I also get distracted, and I also have a whole other life to deal with… no need to be rude!
Mrs Classy "
So much appreciation for this, yes I read your message, I will respond, if a response is necessary, when I have the time to do so appropriately.
Thanks for your pet hate, definitely one of ours we over looked too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t get many messages to be able to have pet hates but there’s been the odd time someone messaged out the blue but expected you to lead/make the conversation as if you were the one messaging them, I just give up after a few texts and stop replying
Only other bad thing was someone messaged at the time I split with my ex to basically say it must be entirely my fault, that she should take half my house as well as the entire of the house we owned together she was already taking and she even made snarky comments about my son choosing to live with me like why even do such a thing? utterly vile person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“HNH?”
Get this from time to time, don’t know whether to feel offended or not. But drugs isn’t my thing, let alone sex on drugs. 
I don't have a clue what HNH even means!"
HNH stands for “High and Horny”  in a nutshell, drugs and sex together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they send a load of pictures that include more of the people they've been fucking than actual pictures of them.
Like, pictures that contain 5 whole arse different women and maybe 1/4 of their cock in the picture...not that I want to see their cock either but sending me such pictures shows me absolutely NOTHING of what you look like and is actually a turn off, especially when most of the pictures are bareback. |
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"When someone gets snarky and sends more messages because you’ve read their first message but you didn’t immediately reply. I like to consider my responses, I also get distracted, and I also have a whole other life to deal with… no need to be rude!
Mrs Classy "
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I usually change it back to unread if I need time to ponder |
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"So what you looking for on here?"
Well, considering most of the time said messenger has looked at our profile at least once, worked their way through and fabbed all our public pics/videos, you'd think they'd also take the 20 seconds to have a quick read of our profile where it clearly states what we're here for and what we're looking for.... |
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Oh and also when if they bothered to read your profile, find out their interests/fantasies aren't aligned, but then try "convincing" you it'd be good X Y Z, and get stroppy when no thanks means no thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone gets snarky and sends more messages because you’ve read their first message but you didn’t immediately reply. I like to consider my responses, I also get distracted, and I also have a whole other life to deal with… no need to be rude!
Mrs Classy
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I usually change it back to unread if I need time to ponder "
Oh! Didn’t know you could do that! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All Text speak
"Hi" or "Hi m8"
"What you or(u) into or(in2)
"What u looking 4"
"Having much luck m8"
"Fancy a meet"
(from people in other countries). Like as if Easyjet have a plane on standby for me when such an invite arrives.
Messages from blank profiles
To name but a few! |
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"When they send a load of pictures that include more of the people they've been fucking than actual pictures of them.
Like, pictures that contain 5 whole arse different women and maybe 1/4 of their cock in the picture...not that I want to see their cock either but sending me such pictures shows me absolutely NOTHING of what you look like and is actually a turn off, especially when most of the pictures are bareback."
Exactly! I can't believe they've agreed to their pictures being sent to any woman as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages when I get sent pics of him hanging out the back of some woman (who probably doesn’t even know her pic is on here).
I mean..why would you send that? Know your audience. |
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"“Your loss” when I delete.
Sure mate, I’m missing on the greatest fuck of my life, will you take my apologies?
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Thst one is funny to get. I get those usually followed by a final message trying to insult me for being trans  |
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