"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to  "
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to "
Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass "
But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking  |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned "
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "
Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?
Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden "
Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?
Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden
Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion "
Yeah, I doubt I could cover 70 miles on 50 minutes |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass
But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking "
Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something. |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?
Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden
Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion
Yeah, I doubt I could cover 70 miles on 50 minutes "
Not even on a broomstick |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "
Sooner you start the sooner you'll be done |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass
But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking
Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something. "
Tempting as time is approaching and dreading it. Shall I knock on the neighbours and offer them twenty quid see if they do it or would that be weird? |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?
Sooner you start the sooner you'll be done"
Not before three, can't bear it |
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass
But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking
Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something.
Tempting as time is approaching and dreading it. Shall I knock on the neighbours and offer them twenty quid see if they do it or would that be weird? "
Sounds a bit like the plot of a 70s porno... If she answers the door in a negligee you know she will. Don't forget your tool belt though. To fix her plumbing in return. |
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"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live
Hahaha. Enjoy 
Is that wit or sarcasm? "
That’s positivity x |
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"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live
Hahaha. Enjoy
Is that wit or sarcasm?
That’s positivity x"
Hmmmmm. Will let you know if I make it. |
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"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live
Hahaha. Enjoy
Is that wit or sarcasm?
That’s positivity x
Hmmmmm. Will let you know if I make it. "
 go get it!! X |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option  "
Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...! |
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Extract from University of Plymouth:-
"Why is artificial grass harmful to the environment?
Artificial grass does not provide any food for living creatures. It restricts access to the soil beneath for burrowing insects and to the ground above for soil dwellers such as worms.
It restricts access to natural materials like leaf litter and grass clippings – essential for feeding soil organisms like worms and microscopic animals and keeping the soil healthy.
Artificial grass reaches significantly greater temperatures than those reached by natural grass under the same weather conditions. Plastic lawns can overheat in hot weather making them unusable.
Artificial grass can contribute to global warming by absorbing significantly more radiation than living grass and, to a lesser extent, by displacing living plants that could remove carbon dioxide through photosynthesis." |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option
Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...!"
I know, I know. Usually ok, just today was not feeling it but could nit leave it because of the pending rain. Oh well, just had an ice cream to cool me down and feel a little better |
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By *omRPMan 4 weeks ago
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option "
I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders. |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option
I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders. "
Oh well, too far or the job would ve yours |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option
Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...!
I know, I know. Usually ok, just today was not feeling it but could nit leave it because of the pending rain. Oh well, just had an ice cream to cool me down and feel a little better "
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"Mowing the lawn
Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to
Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned
You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "
Uber gardeners. Uber chefs. Uber ironer. Uber cleaner. Brilluant idea - I think you are onto something OP |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option
I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders.
Oh well, too far or the job would ve yours "
I have astroturf. No mowing is obviously the highlight. Have to occasionally sweep it and pull out the odd random ! |
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"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option
I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders. "
That's a gr8 idea, get an all even tan and the neighbours something to take about. Esp. with a lovely bubble butt on display and he mows the lawn. |
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