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By *elloWoman 3 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
It's abit too high for me, I guess I could try using stepladder, but if I sat on the basin it would definitely come off the wall, then I'd be on the floor, covered in basin, tiles, plaster and piss . Maybe I won't try it in my own bathroom |
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"It's abit too high for me, I guess I could try using stepladder, but if I sat on the basin it would definitely come off the wall, then I'd be on the floor, covered in basin, tiles, plaster and piss . Maybe I won't try it in my own bathroom "
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"New photo category option maybe?
It’s be an improvement on the shit encrusted toilet pan cock selfie. 
Although that would be an amazing name for a band .
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Coming to a Jools Holland Hootenanny soon. |
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"Amen sir! 
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?  "
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
And you're not pissing in THEIR bathroom sink...so I'm sure you'll receive invitations.
Maybe a toilet chaperone though...just to be sure |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
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Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way? |
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By *oody BMan 3 weeks ago
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"In your own bathroom sink.
It just fucking ROCKS!
I’ve fucked rock! ( desperate times I know  )
But I would never piss in my own sink.
A mouth is better  "
I’ve never pissed in someone’s mouth either. |
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By *oody BMan 3 weeks ago
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way? "
Why did you not get curious about fucking rocks? |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way? "
That makes me sad Glow.
It is an undoubted pleasure and cock-affirmation thang....currently beyond your actual and metaphorical reach.
Kitchen sinks are deffo too high, and, well, feels wrong anyway.
Bathrooms are for things coming out of/off you, kitchens are for preparing nice things to go into you (LB is the exception to prove the rule - and if you fancy a kitchen piss-gargle LB, I'm free from February onwards  ) |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way?
Why did you not get curious about fucking rocks? "
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"It's abit too high for me, I guess I could try using stepladder, but if I sat on the basin it would definitely come off the wall, then I'd be on the floor, covered in basin, tiles, plaster and piss . Maybe I won't try it in my own bathroom "
One hell of a two minute adventure though x |
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By *929Man 3 weeks ago
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"Haha is the bog knackered like?
No...but a knackered bog means you can do it even more often.
Win-win "
Haha good point
This Reminded me of the time we all still lived with parents and were getting d*unk at a mates house and was taking a piss and he just burst in the bathroom and started pissing in the sink right next to me |
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"Haha is the bog knackered like?
No...but a knackered bog means you can do it even more often.
Win-win
Haha good point
This Reminded me of the time we all still lived with parents and were getting d*unk at a mates house and was taking a piss and he just burst in the bathroom and started pissing in the sink right next to me "
That's mate for life bonding that is . |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way?
Why did you not get curious about fucking rocks? "
Who said I wasn’t?
Anyone got any plasters? |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way?
Why did you not get curious about fucking rocks?
Who said I wasn’t?
Anyone got any plasters? "
I think there are some in "Hello"'s bathroom.
But you'll have to search a bit among the piss and rubble I fear . |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
I guess no one will be inviting me around for tea now?
The perfect height for (most) of us with penises.
Curiousity got the better of me and turn out my bathroom sink is too high. Why did they make it that way?
Why did you not get curious about fucking rocks?
Who said I wasn’t?
Anyone got any plasters?
I think there are some in "Hello"'s bathroom.
But you'll have to search a bit among the piss and rubble I fear ."
Amen Sir,Amen! |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find…. "
And that cooling porcelain on our poor, overheated bollies.
It's just a complete winner . |
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"Please never visit my house.... for any reason  
Not even to piss in your sink
You'd leave my house as a female if you dare do it! "
Jesus - what tit-growth hormones do they put in your tap water up there Boo?   . |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find…. "
The benefit of being tall enough.
Just let the boys sit there, chill out…….no need for aiming. Fuckin awesome! |
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By *oo..Woman 3 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"Please never visit my house.... for any reason
Not even to piss in your sink
You'd leave my house as a female if you dare do it!
Jesus - what tit-growth hormones do they put in your tap water up there Boo? ."
Ones that makes your tits grow too big! |
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By *oo..Woman 3 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"Please never visit my house.... for any reason
Not even to piss in your sink
You'd leave my house as a female if you dare do it!
Alright to piss in your shower then Boo.....
Mr "
No!
I think you can stay in the garden to be fair! |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find….
The benefit of being tall enough.
Just let the boys sit there, chill out…….no need for aiming. Fuckin awesome! "
John knows ya know.
He knows  |
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"Please never visit my house.... for any reason
Not even to piss in your sink
You'd leave my house as a female if you dare do it!
Alright to piss in your shower then Boo.....
Mr
No!
I think you can stay in the garden to be fair! "
Pissing in the bushes then, greenlighted....
Mr |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find….
That’s just bragging "
5ft6....+ 4 inch heels...you'd get there?
You'd be an excellent addition to the "Bathroom Sink Piss Group" emerging here...you've earned the pissing rights . |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find….
That’s just bragging
5ft6....+ 4 inch heels...you'd get there?
You'd be an excellent addition to the "Bathroom Sink Piss Group" emerging here...you've earned the pissing rights ."
I was gonna try jumping … |
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"The nicest thing is that I can also drape and rest my balls over the edge of the sink whilst pissing in it.
It’s incredibly liberating I find….
That’s just bragging
5ft6....+ 4 inch heels...you'd get there?
You'd be an excellent addition to the "Bathroom Sink Piss Group" emerging here...you've earned the pissing rights .
I was gonna try jumping …"
It really hurts the balls if you get that one wrong though...like fucking rock xx |
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By *oody BMan 3 weeks ago
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"Woody - why (please...why???) did you fuck rock?
I can't let it go
One of us was hard!
Is it a specific type of rock?
Cummingtonite
*look it up
Is that like Pisstonite? Craptonite?"
Similar, either way, i can make the bedrock….
Cmon… I’ve been waiting for someone to say it. |
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"Woody - why (please...why???) did you fuck rock?
I can't let it go
One of us was hard!
Is it a specific type of rock?
Cummingtonite
*look it up
Is that like Pisstonite? Craptonite?
Similar, either way, i can make the bedrock….
Cmon… I’ve been waiting for someone to say it. "
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"Woody - why (please...why???) did you fuck rock?
I can't let it go
One of us was hard!
Is it a specific type of rock?
Cummingtonite
*look it up
Is that like Pisstonite? Craptonite?
Similar, either way, i can make the bedrock….
Cmon… I’ve been waiting for someone to say it. "
You said it! Well done.
* offers handshake |
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" some days you know you have had enough internet !!! "
Or maybe not enough.
For many of the be-penised, "bathroom sink piss" is a liberation, a song, a poem, a commune with and for cock and balls |
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By *oody BMan 3 weeks ago
Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin |
"Woody - why (please...why???) did you fuck rock?
I can't let it go
One of us was hard!
Is it a specific type of rock?
Cummingtonite
*look it up
Is that like Pisstonite? Craptonite?
Similar, either way, i can make the bedrock….
Cmon… I’ve been waiting for someone to say it.
You said it! Well done.
* offers handshake "
*washes hands. |
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"Try those hairdressers sinks with the neck dip in the middle. Thems could be the ideal solution.
Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry "
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit . |
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"Try those hairdressers sinks with the neck dip in the middle. Thems could be the ideal solution.
Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit ."
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss? |
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By *oody BMan 3 weeks ago
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"Try those hairdressers sinks with the neck dip in the middle. Thems could be the ideal solution.
Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss? "
Only off the beach in Southport. |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find "
After 40 years as a builder I can confirm that plumbers use their cock height to measure sink heights. |
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"Amen sir!
The height of the sink is absolutely perfect for a particularly rewarding and relaxing wee I find
After 40 years as a builder I can confirm that plumbers use their cock height to measure sink heights. "
And there's a piss party every time a new bathroom is finished.
But I won't tell anyone - some people just can't deal with piss-cock-sink reality . |
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"If you can’t reach you can fill up the toothbrush holder and pour it in the sink?
Glow? Glow?
Are you there Glow?
This one's for you xxx
You made me laugh out loud fuck you Nicky
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Did you pee yourself a little Glow?
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"If you can’t reach you can fill up the toothbrush holder and pour it in the sink?
Glow? Glow?
Are you there Glow?
This one's for you xxx
You made me laugh out loud fuck you Nicky
Did you pee yourself a little Glow?
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I think it was ass swear obeying gravity. |
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"If you can’t reach you can fill up the toothbrush holder and pour it in the sink?
Glow? Glow?
Are you there Glow?
This one's for you xxx
You made me laugh out loud fuck you Nicky
Did you pee yourself a little Glow?
I think it was ass swear obeying gravity. "
I have no idea what "ass swear obeying gravity" is, but Jesus - what a thread it would make!!! .
The places we could take it.... xxxx |
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"I've used the bathtub when there's been a large spider camped by the toilet.
Why do they always sit next to the toilet "
Derrr!
Because they are transdimensional multi-galactic beings, who chose to come here to liberate the non be-penised into stepping into the freedom of bathroom sink-pissing.
You can do it Nanna...you have nothing to lose but your...uhm...wall-fixings???
(There was a lady urinal thing a few years ago tbh...not as much fun as the full sink experience, but close) xxx |
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"Try those hairdressers sinks with the neck dip in the middle. Thems could be the ideal solution.
Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss? "
Gertrude wants to have a go with her she-wee |
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"I've used the bathtub when there's been a large spider camped by the toilet.
Why do they always sit next to the toilet
Derrr!
Because they are transdimensional multi-galactic beings, who chose to come here to liberate the non be-penised into stepping into the freedom of bathroom sink-pissing.
You can do it Nanna...you have nothing to lose but your...uhm...wall-fixings???
(There was a lady urinal thing a few years ago tbh...not as much fun as the full sink experience, but close) xxx "
Isn’t that a bidet? |
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Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss?
Gertrude wants to have a go with her she-wee "
Is that more or less yellow than he-wee? |
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"I've used the bathtub when there's been a large spider camped by the toilet.
Why do they always sit next to the toilet
Derrr!
Because they are transdimensional multi-galactic beings, who chose to come here to liberate the non be-penised into stepping into the freedom of bathroom sink-pissing.
You can do it Nanna...you have nothing to lose but your...uhm...wall-fixings???
(There was a lady urinal thing a few years ago tbh...not as much fun as the full sink experience, but close) xxx
Isn’t that a bidet?"
Actual (near) standing height though, with a big curve at the front. Like a guy's public urinal, but a bit lower, and more space to actually fully sit in it. The curves were to avoid over-dribble xxx |
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Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss?
Gertrude wants to have a go with her she-wee
Is that more or less yellow than he-wee? "
Less sugar puffy |
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Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss?
Gertrude wants to have a go with her she-wee
Is that more or less yellow than he-wee? "
Hey, nothing is more yellow and has the stench of virility more than well-fermented he-wee |
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"Try those hairdressers sinks with the neck dip in the middle. Thems could be the ideal solution.
Gonna get a bit cramped when Gertrude is having her wash and blow dry
Gertrude probably loves a piss-guzzle on the quiet tbh.
Well, it's a Boomer sex-secret, innit .
I just thought…is gravel a sort of rock piss?
Gertrude wants to have a go with her she-wee
Is that more or less yellow than he-wee?
Less sugar puffy "
Do more like own label cornflakes? |
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"I believe it is time we finished pissing in the sink.
I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I’m used to it now. "
There's just no going back to alleged civilised behaviour after one has tasted "the bathroom sink piss".
Not literally tasted.
Well...
Maybe sometimes . |
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"I believe it is time we finished pissing in the sink.
I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I’m used to it now.
There's just no going back to alleged civilised behaviour after one has tasted "the bathroom sink piss".
Not literally tasted.
Well...
Maybe sometimes ."
Jump pissing is just soooo April ya know? |
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"I believe it is time we finished pissing in the sink.
I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I’m used to it now.
There's just no going back to alleged civilised behaviour after one has tasted "the bathroom sink piss".
Not literally tasted.
Well...
Maybe sometimes .
Jump pissing is just soooo April ya know? "
What are your June piss plans then... ? xxx |
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