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If I got myself a fanny.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would I get a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

Fair but I’ve had to trade that in for this new fanny. Got it on PCP.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Defo!

Guaranteed avalanche of cock offers.

You’d be bouncing on one before teatime.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Defo!

Guaranteed avalanche of cock offers.

You’d be bouncing on one before teatime. "

Will they measure up though.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

"Defo!

Guaranteed avalanche of cock offers.

You’d be bouncing on one before teatime.

Will they measure up though.

Ask them to doodle measure markings on it, to find out.

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By *JcuriousCouple 51 weeks ago

Nottingham

Depends if you want males or women's attention

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

"All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

Fair but I’ve had to trade that in for this new fanny. Got it on PCP. "

lol emmm didn’t know they did credit on enhancements lol

Probably a stupid question but do they asking for a friend one may need a boo job

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 51 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Depends if you want males or women's attention

Miss S x"

Fiddles ain't fussy

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Depends if it looks pretty or not

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By *iscean_dreamMan 51 weeks ago

Llanelli

If it's a nice one then I'll do you Fiddles

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 51 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

Fair but I’ve had to trade that in for this new fanny. Got it on PCP. "

Your new fanny is on drugs FS?

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By *aomilatteCouple 51 weeks ago

Midlands

British fanny or American fanny? You already have the latter and could have a big queue

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Depends if it looks pretty or not"

I was thinking of going for the blue waffle look.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 51 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Depends if it looks pretty or not

I was thinking of going for the blue waffle look.

Phwoar! In! (Your fanny)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

Fair but I’ve had to trade that in for this new fanny. Got it on PCP.

Your new fanny is on drugs FS?

You should see it snort.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"British fanny or American fanny? You already have the latter and could have a big queue

A very British front bottom.

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By *ad NannaWoman 51 weeks ago

East London

You'd need a shedload of razors.

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By *iscean_dreamMan 51 weeks ago

Llanelli

"You'd need a shedload of razors.

A fanny shed

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 51 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"All ready offered to bonce on your pogo stick multiple times

Fair but I’ve had to trade that in for this new fanny. Got it on PCP.

Your new fanny is on drugs FS?

You should see it snort. "

I might pass on the experience, thanks.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You'd need a shedload of razors.

Razor clams?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 51 weeks ago

Coventry

did you get lost Fiddles ? you got the right door?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

did you get lost Fiddles ? you got the right door?

Fancy a bit of fanny action.

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By *ickshawedCouple 51 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

That depends. Does it resemble a wizards sleeve?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 51 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Would I get a shag?

What does it smell like Fiddles ?

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By *ony MannMan 51 weeks ago

South Newton

Let's say yes, but would you be happy? Half those that go want to go back a year later.

I admit easy sex but having to turn so many away each day, and as an ex said, lots of cock, but not too much quality.

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By *ony MannMan 51 weeks ago

South Newton

The man made fanny was the most perfectly proportioned I have ever seen, no offence intended to anyone.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 51 weeks ago

Leeds

Congratulations on your new purchase. But there called bum bags around here mate.

The mr

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By *ot to giggleWoman 51 weeks ago

Coventry

did you get lost Fiddles ? you got the right door?

Fancy a bit of fanny action.

ill give her a call see if she wants to pop over

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