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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have been recently advised here about

“Treat them mean to keep them keen“

Still laughing. Brilliant.

Which other common sayings would you like to share and send to some lost soul Fabbers?

Btw, my first thread ever

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A delete in time saves nine replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A delete in time saves nine replies

Pure popular wisdom

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By *del 1Man over a year ago

London

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie xx

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

"I have been recently advised here about

“Treat them mean to keep them keen“

Still laughing. Brilliant.

Which other common sayings would you like to share and send to some lost soul Fabbers?

Btw, my first thread ever

Cock Womble

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

A shadow profile gathers no moss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are not the hottest boy, just the shiniest hot list toy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If she doesn't want your dick, she's a slut and you didn't want her anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If she doesn't want your dick, she's a slut and you didn't want her anyway

Oh that one is very popular here

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

When in doubt, send dick pics.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Tell us about your first rodeo. Be descriptive.

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By *ndtheswingersMan over a year ago

colchester

"When in doubt, send dick pics."

Or cake

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"A shadow profile gathers no clunge

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fify

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gash for cash, form an orderly queue

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

If you’ve been here before, you will know how it works.

To be, or not to be, a sex site?

If one attends a social or a club, the fanny floodgates shall be opened unto you.

One does not bite without being asked.

Keep it on the thread, or bear the consequences.

Each to their own, unless their own displeases me.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Tell us about your first rodeo. Be descriptive. "

Truth.

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

Man who go to bed with itchy bum

Wake up with sticky finger

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

o o OO o o

A testicle in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

"I have been recently advised here about

“Treat them mean to keep them keen“

Still laughing. Brilliant.

Which other common sayings would you like to share and send to some lost soul Fabbers?

Btw, my first thread ever

"
Its better in than out

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

a wank in time saves 9

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Don’t talk behind a ladies back unless you are doing her doggy style.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

All sugar puffs are not good to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The ball is in your cunt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

' I need to get to know a person first'

slays me everytime that one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Like to have my boundaries pushed.

If your willing to move it it's not a boundary.

Said a lot here.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

Not in your area

[Removed by poster at 25/05/24 11:20:45]

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

Not in your area

Fab meets are like ordering a takeaway from just eat...

They arrive 3 hours late (if they arrive at all), and when it does it's gone cold, and it's probably not what you ordered anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any hole's a goal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One that clearly is at the forefront of male fabbers minds in tge wee small hours: "The early bird gets the worm"

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Here today gone tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best time of day for sex is any time because it's sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The full length version of that well known proverb: "Nice guys finish last, but bad boys cum first"

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Wanking is the thief of time… allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanking is the thief of time… allegedly

Here's one for you LB: “A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.”

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The full length version of that well known proverb: "Nice guys finish last, but bad boys cum first""

Unless it's a charity wankathon, then the winner always cums last.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

We're all here for the same thing.

Discount codes for sex toys.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Wanking is the thief of time… allegedly

Here's one for you LB: “A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.” "

Absofuckinglutely

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I have been recently advised here about

“Treat them mean to keep them keen“

Still laughing. Brilliant.

Which other common sayings would you like to share and send to some lost soul Fabbers?

Btw, my first thread ever

Woop woop.

Smile and the world smiles with you.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Have all 3 - spoil yourself

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Have all 3 - spoil yourself

I could probably manage one in my mouth too

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Have all 3 - spoil yourself

I could probably manage one in my mouth too

Taxi to London please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The grass is always greener on the other profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't cry over spilt milk, just keep suckling those nipples.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Any hole's a goal

Yes, but there’s many many people who are offside.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

AKA

If you get one lady interested - instantly ask if she’ll have an FfM with your “friend”

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

This [insert description here] is what Fab is all about.

i.e. I had sex with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks can be deceiving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birds of a feather fuck together

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Two in the goo and one in the…anus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All that glitters is not a golden shower

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'm going to fuck your throat like covid

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