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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We're all going on a cruise, fab members only. But only hand luggage is allowed. What you packing?
I've got sun cream and condoms, let's go peeps 
Mrs xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Extra thick condoms.
Bleach.
Antibacterial wipes.
Ear plugs
Hairbands
Paracetamol for when all the fake moaning finally gives me a headache.
Toothpaste and toothbrush.
A good book for when someone has a wobble - maybe The Ethical Slut.
I think I might sit this one out as lovely as some of you are. :D |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.
Ah god dammit.
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Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.
Ah god dammit.
Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that."
And wave them off on their cruise? As long as we get snacks as well then yes. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.
Ah god dammit.
Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that.
And wave them off on their cruise? As long as we get snacks as well then yes. "
This sounds like my kind of cruise holiday, crunching on pringles won't destroy the silence will they? |
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.
Ah god dammit.
Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that."
Where and when does this breakaway tour start? I'm in. |
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"Duct tape, WD40, mobile phone, charger, spare pants and my strap-on.
WD40.....what the hell is that for?"
If it moves, and you don't want it to, use duct tape.
If it doesn't move, and you want it to, use WD40. Just following advice given to me by my gran.
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god that stuff gets everywhere. We'll all have sparkling bum holes
Mrs 
