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Ow do good folks 
Nosey thread alert!
….So when did you last masturbate?
Did you use just your hands? Toys? Lube? Possibly some ingenious employment of garden produce even?
Don’t be bashful; reveal all here my fine people
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"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot."
It is a most heinous act indeed.
I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.
I immediately covered it with a blindfold….well my boxers to deter the sinful temptation to grab hold of the beastly thing…
….ok, I’m lying like a bastard; I wanked it silly   |
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Anyway...currently looking after a dog and a cat at my Stepsister's, so not really wank-week potential in a family member's home (ewwwww!!).
But I did have a lovely one early Monday morning before heading here.
Eden Ivy made an appearance.
Just me, Eden, and my hands.
I do have a fascinating silicon thing...looks weird, feels amazing with lube.
That gets used a couple of times per month as well.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finger masturbation, probably last week, or the week before.
Wand, oh months. The vibration was starting to numb the sensation, over use is not good.
Dildo/vibrator/phallic shaped objects vaginally inserted, near on a year. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot.
It is a most heinous act indeed.
I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.
I immediately covered it with a blindfold..."
Thank you, I don't think I'll ever have to wank after reading that.  |
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"Finger masturbation, probably last week, or the week before.
Wand, oh months. The vibration was starting to numb the sensation, over use is not good.
Dildo/vibrator/phallic shaped objects vaginally inserted, near on a year. "
That’s actually very interesting; so over use of buzzy toys abates the derived sensation and pleasure over time?
Now my hand on the other hand….well, I’ve been belting them out for decades now and it’s still just as much fun as when I first started self abusing
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"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot.
It is a most heinous act indeed.
I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.
I immediately covered it with a blindfold...
Thank you, I don't think I'll ever have to wank after reading that. "
 In hindsight, my choice of diction could admittedly have been a tad better…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please change your username to WankyPanky OP, pretty please!!  "
If you do, consider buying yourself Hanky Panty underwear for full effect. Wanky Panky in Hanky Panty.  |
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