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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Do the opposite of bragging:

My dick is so small....that I use a travel size lynx as a measure in my photos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like to join the thread to say how great I am at sex.

I’d like to say that ^ but unfortunately I’m not.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’d like to join the thread to say how great I am at sex.

I’d like to say that ^ but unfortunately I’m not. "

Me neither .wanna practice ??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

When god was giving out brains, I thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the opposite of bragging:

My dick is so small....that I use a travel size lynx as a measure in my photos."

Lol, I can't even see mine under this enormous beer gut

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan over a year ago

Bradford

I’m fit as fuck and harder than I am attractive

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By *lowupdollTV/TS over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

I’m as deep as cling film.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah well….im as sharp as a marble!!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple over a year ago

St Neots

My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Yeah well….im as sharp as a marble!!

"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"When god was giving out brains, I thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.

The mr "

I thought they were giving out milkshakes, I asked for an extra thick one

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By *weet LisaTV/TS over a year ago

Crawley

My arsehole's so big, bumming me's like sticking your knob out the window.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan over a year ago

Bradford

"My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe"

The title said Do the opposite ???????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so short I have to use a step ladder to brush my hair

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

My reverse bragging skills are unsurpassed.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I don't get it.

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

I own the best contraceptive in the world - my face

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By *orningGlory555Man over a year ago

Wells

"My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe"

snap

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By *egWorshipperMan over a year ago

Flintshire

When God was giving out heads, I thought he said beds so I asked for a big soft one.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Oh you guys are brilliant. Been laughing my head of.

You've all really embraced this concept haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d love to tell you i put an effort in to meet you but truth be told I haven’t shaved for a week so my pussy looks like your nans whiskery chin

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Your pussy is going to hurt for days after we've fucked....primarily because you've had to squeeze so hard with your vagina to grab my really thin dick.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"I'm so short I have to use a step ladder to brush my hair"

Hey that's my line! Lol

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By *quizzlyMan over a year ago

Ryde

I'll give you the most mediocre 90 seconds you life.

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By *4bimMan over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Let others talk.

Fills their boring life with gossip

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

You can hardly tell when I'm erect.

I've never been able to locate the clitoris.

And I ejaculate with a dribble.

Other than that, I'm considered a bit of a stud.

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