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What is a quite mild British punishment you could wish on an enemy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning everyone .

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Having the word sorry removed from their vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Force them to watch coronation street and east Enders…… that should do the trick

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Force them to carry the football home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being forced to drink inferior tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steal their umbrella.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Forever choosing the wrong checkout queue

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Only one slice of bacon on their full English, and the egg yolk is over cooked.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

May your trains forever run late.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Being forced to tell the truth when the waiter/was asks how their meal is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End a strongly worded letter with just "Regards".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self serve checkouts never working (like normal)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weak tea without a rich tea biscuit for dunking, or the dunked rich tea biscuit forever falling into the weak tea before they can eat it. Brutal.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Appear as if you're going to let the door you're holding close on them as they approach.

Obviously - don't actually do that. It would be unthinkable.

But just a reminder...that you COULD.

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

When getting up from a sitting position to leave somewhere they are not allowed to slap their knees saying "Right then"...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

May you realise your milk is off *after* pouring it into your tea.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I would leave the crusts on the cucumber sandwiches or make them with white bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An imperfectly tuned radio to BBC Radio 4, try enjoying The Archers with a slight hiss and crackle disrupting proceedings

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Form another queue, then summon them all to join the front of the queue of my enemy just when they are at the front.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not being allowed to talk about the weather

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Stand in the rain giving a speech.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

"Not being allowed to talk about the weather"

Pure evil

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

Giving them an open can of Baked Beans and no spoon or fork.

IYKYK

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By *oadsafun1960Man over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Don't let them have Sky TV ??

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Being forced to drink inferior tea. "

You evil monster! ??

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Forever choosing the wrong checkout queue "

Banning them from queuing !

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By *ootyhunter69Man over a year ago

bushey

Drive at 30 in front of them on a national speed limit open road

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban hinting and enforce direct communication. Actually, that'd only affect the middle classes.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

May you forever be confused about which class you belong to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The “wrong kind of heat” all summer.

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By *reeneyes40Man over a year ago

Cambridge

Few soft blows with a policeman’s truncheon

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Powdered milk for their tea.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Ban tutting!!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

Ban the word “fine”

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By *ee04Man over a year ago

Essex

Drive on a motorway with endless cones and no fucker working with signs saying delays until 2 years in the future

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Postman sending you a missed you card when you've nipped to the loo after waiting in all morning.

Getting up at the crack of dawn to miss the traffic to get stuck in motorway traffic

Eventually finding that item, getting those oooh yea feelings, receiving it and having to pay to return it as it's nothing like advertised.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk first

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

"Milk first "

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

May the cream in your cream scone be ever so slightly off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Milk first

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

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By *allandathleticMan over a year ago

Asgard

May you drive over every pothole.

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

Plan a journey by train and discover the joys of a bus replacement service

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By *lowupdollTV/TS over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Acknowledge the existence of a stranger ok the London tube. For the most heinous crimes make it the Northern Line.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*"

You monster.

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By *ipsforlipsMan over a year ago

Midlands

Mey the queue you're in always close just before you're about to be served

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

You monster."

You’re loving it though, mi querido.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon tea is now exactly that. Just tea, in a pot. No more finger sandwiches, scones or cakes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You’re loving it though, mi querido."

Can’t take my eyes off you.

I think you’ve inadvertently found the ultimate dominatrix move against a British man.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Afternoon tea is now exactly that. Just tea, in a pot. No more finger sandwiches, scones or cakes

There’s biscuits though. Right?

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

"Milk first

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

Wrong.

But oddly erotic

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Allowing nationalities who don't queue to jump in front

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

That all their teabags rip and all their milk is lumpy.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan over a year ago

louth

Putting milk in first when making them a cup of tea

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