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Finish the sentence...... "you're about as useful as a......"

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Scotland Striker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite version of this is “wire mesh welly”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A single man's profile on FAB

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By *inkycumsluttWoman over a year ago

St Neots

Chocolate teapot

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By *h86Man over a year ago

Nearby

Youre about as useful as tits on a fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Window screen wipers on a submarine.

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

as a plastic bag with a hole in it .

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By *arley QuimWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

A penis at a lesbian convention

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

you're about as useful as a good idea for a new job

(As completed using the middle word suggestion from predictive text)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Window screen wipers on a submarine."

borrowing this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bicycle for a goldfish

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

A marshmallow dildo

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By *octor ProdMan over a year ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

Anne Franks drum kit

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

you're about as useful as a white crayon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A marshmallow dildo "

Have you tried

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By *aughty_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

Chester

A chocolate fire guard

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

A Chocolate fire guard.

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By *ros40Man over a year ago

Bedford

A sex site

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My personal favourite is as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

God. You really can tell I’m a northern bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

Please do and send feedback

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

I had quite a long think about it

Inconclusive

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

Please do and send feedback

Oh I will. I’ve just launched some new marshmallows. I’ll use them

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

A wet paper bag

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Fart in a windmill

Chocolate teapot

Inflatable dart board

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

Politician saying trust me

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By *avrick180Man over a year ago

Pontypool

"A single man's profile on FAB

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so true lol

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

A bath without a plug

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Politician saying trust me

Think you could have stopped at "politician"

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

"Politician saying trust me

Think you could have stopped at "politician"

True

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By *B..Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

The wink button on fab

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

An indicator on a bmw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The wink button on fab"

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat

That isn't there

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

o o OO o o

A fart in a trance.

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Bucket with a hole in

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By *aughty_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

Chester

"The wink button on fab"

We actually look at winks...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"The wink button on fab

We actually look at winks..."

I do too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite of all time.

About as useful as a chocolate teapot

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Cat flap on a submarine.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Skirting board ladder.

The mr

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By *aintscoupleCouple over a year ago

st helens

Chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pair of glass knickers

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

A pair of crocs

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By *eardedbloke300Man over a year ago

cardiff

A fart in a colander.

Don't know why my folks used to say that one. ??

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

you're as useful as a cock on a eunuch.

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

A fart on a culinder … don’t know which hole to come out of

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

a flacid cock on a swingers site

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By *ee-LiteWoman over a year ago

Northampton

A one legged man in an arse kicking competition ?

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By *ickie76XXXMan over a year ago

dartford

A chocolate cock ring

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By *ewguy PaulMan over a year ago

herts

Surprised you women have not said a limp cock

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By *B..Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The wink button on fab

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

Does that mean I have to look at winks now

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

A one legged man in an arse kicking competition

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

A ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My personal favourite is as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

God. You really can tell I’m a northern bird

I was going to say that one

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Someone took chocolate teapot so...

Chocolate fireguard

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"A marshmallow dildo "

I'd make use of one

. Gobble it

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By *arley QuimWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

A cunt

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By *ipvanwinkieMan over a year ago

Out of Town!

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

I’ve heard a variation on that in that it was a marzipan dildo

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By *rBobbMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Fart in a spacesuit

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

you're as useful as a needle without thread .

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Handbrake on a hot air balloon

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Bicycle for a fish

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Wellies for a camel

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman over a year ago

south coast IOW

Handbrake on a canoe.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man over a year ago

Bromley

A paper umbrella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The wink button on fab

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

Does that mean I have to look at winks now

Only if you want to disprove your theory

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

As a woman reading a map

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By *ustlooking26096Man over a year ago

around

Glass hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonko

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Husband?

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By *emoteoneTV/TS over a year ago

Walsall

Concrete parachute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rory McIlroy in a major (bit niché .. but anyone see him bottle it there ?!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ejector seat on a helicopter.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman over a year ago

Newry

Fat & tired wife?

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By *oodtimesnorwichMan over a year ago

Norwich

Shirt pocket on a wetsuit

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By *rishlad32777Man over a year ago

letterkenny

As a ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donald Trump's comb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nuns cunt

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

... a condom in a nunary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A condom in a nunnery

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By *am882Man over a year ago

Northampton

"A condom in a nunnery

Hahaha

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

An ash tray on a motorbike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duncan Goodhues barbour.

A Sunderland striker in front of goal!!

A nun in a brothel!

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By *omblingFreeCouple over a year ago

The Village

As much use as a :

condom machine in the Vatican

a cat-flap in an elephant's house

a tit in a trance

a monkey in a maze

a one legged man doing the hokey y

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Epsom

A cock flavoured lollipop

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