Lame rude jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is your favourite lame joke? I'll start..

What is the first thing to come out the balls when the dick is hard?... The wrinkles

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

How many animals can you fit in a condom?

1 cock, 2 bulls, and a few hares.

The mr

By *r CheeseMan over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

A little lad tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead? " asks the the teacher.

"Because I pissed in its ear nd it didn't move", says the boy.

"You did what!?" Exclaims the teacher.

"You know", says the boy, "I leant over and went pssst and it didn't move"...

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he was chasing the chicken

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are women like hurricanes?

Because when they cum it’s wet and windy, and when they leave they take the house and car!