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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that at the beautiful seaside towns of Skegness and Cleethorpes, there is bother on the donkey rides. The donkey owner will not let anyone over 6 stone ride the donkeys to protect the welfare of the donkeys. He has a scales that weigh the children if they look too heavy. But the Obesity Health Alliance are furious that a child is weighed in public and then told they cannot ride a donkey if they are too heavy. Thy are allowed to stroke the donkeys instead.

What's going on. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went to Weymouth not long ago and the people there doing the donkey rides matched the kids up visually with the appropriate sized donkeys for their height/maybe weight as well.

A rough idea of what a child weighs is harmless if its for the welfare of the animals surely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" beautiful seaside towns of Skegness and Cleethorpes "

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to Weymouth not long ago and the people there doing the donkey rides matched the kids up visually with the appropriate sized donkeys for their height/maybe weight as well.

A rough idea of what a child weighs is harmless if its for the welfare of the animals surely. "

I also doubt many kids would question the process, if it was all part of getting the donkey ride they wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My kid is 8, not an ounce of fat on him but he's over 6 stone. Would it bother him/me if they said he was too big/heavy to ride a donkey?? No

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

"

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed "

Wouldn't that be cruel?

And very risky

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed

Wouldn't that be cruel?

And very risky "

Not a kick for the donkey, that would be cruel, maybe a kick for whoever let the kid get to heavy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for

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By *hlomo McKlungepfisterMan  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways."

Maybe get it embroidered on a tea towel?

Mrs TMN x

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for "

Skegness a.k.a. Skag ness, a.k.a. skeg Vegas, is famous for bingo, chips and women that will glass you if you look at them.

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By *hlomo McKlungepfisterMan  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways.

Maybe get it embroidered on a tea towel?

Mrs TMN x"

Sssshhh...don't mention tea towels.

Em gets triggered xxxx

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan  over a year ago

louth

Do you know what the donkeys at Skegness get for dinner?

Half an hour!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for "

Famous as beautiful seaside towns

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways."

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

At the mountains of madness...

What bit of the donkey are you stroking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Catherine The Great - rode a donkey and it wasn’t in Blackpool

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Team donkey every day of the week. Poor buggers.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

And the shame of parents with fat kids ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman  over a year ago

Coventry

i knew the guy who owns the donkey in Skeggy - bought some donkeys off him a few years back, his operators licence he can only have people weighing about 8 stone ride the donkeys or he would loose his licence - the arguments from the parents that their kids are not that heavy - this was the only way to do it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Why can't the parents give a piggy back if their kids are too fat for the donkeys ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish "

If the Kids are too heavy *

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Why can't the parents give a piggy back if their kids are too fat for the donkeys ?"

Yessssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish "

My lad would be classed as too heavy but he's big and strong for his age. Not an ounce of fat on him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My kids not getting on a horse let alone a donkey!!! He's built like Rollo the walker - 6'2" and 20 Stone @ 16

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" It's all over the news"

It isn’t. Reset your news algorithm.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


" It's all over the news

It isn’t. Reset your news algorithm."

It really is..

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