"Is actually a bookkeeper, who lives in his mum's basement, collects bottle tops, and thinks an exciting Friday night is ordering a zinger KFC instead of the normal coating.  "
Owns 263 ladybirds and knows them all by name. And dresses them in fancy ladybird clothes. |
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"Is actually a bookkeeper, who lives in his mum's basement, collects bottle tops, and thinks an exciting Friday night is ordering a zinger KFC instead of the normal coating. "
I'm sooooo busted  .
And also off for a few hours.
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"Does all the shopping for the elderly in the street.
Good man. "
Is secretly rebuilding Hadrians Wall, not to keep the English out but to stop his meets from escaping |
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile
Collects rubber ducks
I actually do 
Is a Noel Edmund’s superfan , house is called crinkly bottom "
Is the love child of Winston Ingram and Agnes ... |
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile
Collects rubber ducks
I actually do
Is a Noel Edmund’s superfan , house is called crinkly bottom
Is the love child of Winston Ingram and Agnes ... "
Wears Y fronts under his kilt |
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Wears Y fronts under his kilt
Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !! 
True Scotsman "
I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!!
That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
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Wears Y fronts under his kilt
Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman
I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!!
That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
Pass me by as I am off to feed my piranha "
Uses the awl tool on his knife to clean out the fluff from his belly button |
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Wears Y fronts under his kilt
Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman
I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!!
That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
Pass me by as I am off to feed my piranha
Uses the awl tool on his knife to clean out the fluff from his belly button"
Is actually a mild mannered janitor |
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"Is not in-fact an “average Joe” as his t shirt suggests "
Are actually Scottish, brother and sister, and consider a fitness regime to involve getting off the setter, walking to the kitchen in order to get a deep fried Mar's bar  |
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"Is not in-fact an “average Joe” as his t shirt suggests
Are actually Scottish, brother and sister, and consider a fitness regime to involve getting off the setter***, walking to the kitchen in order to get a deep fried Mar's bar "
***settee |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame 
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind."
He was the one who let the dogs out |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out "
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out "
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off  |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off "
He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove.
The mr |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off
He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove.
The mr "
He does not have a coffee table and as a result the Mrs spends nights away under an alias (MrsKOTCT) |
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off
He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove.
The mr
He does not have a coffee table and as a result the Mrs spends nights away under an alias (MrsKOTCT)"
He doesn't actually like Hong Kong Phooey at all; it's a cursed t-shirt that he can't remove. |
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