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By *rangeman OP   Man  over a year ago

Accrington

This site is fake!

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By *rangeman OP   Man  over a year ago

Accrington

This site is fake!

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Orangeman bad

C

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

It’s true, I thought it was eBay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll give this thread 5 minutes.

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By *vaRoseWoman  over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork


"This site is fake!"

Something upset you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This site is fake!"

Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This site is fake!"

Indeed it is.

I am not real either.

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple  over a year ago

Sutton

You did not have to join, upon your own opinion, though you did for a reason,

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

OP. Are you ok, hun?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"This site is fake!"

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

It's rrrreeaalll...

It's faaaake!

...

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This site is fake!"

Calm your tits bro

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

There ain't no fake but what you make.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fake it to you make it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trump?

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By *mmaleiaWoman  over a year ago

Trowbridge

Oh thank god! It’s all been a dream …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This site is fake!"

Is it a simulation? Or is it flat and not round?…

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Bromley

I’m Spartacus

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By *omRachCouple  over a year ago

Wirral

We have met 3 guys from this site, if they weren't real then the AI was shit hot.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Oh. My. God...if this is fake then the last 9 years have been fake with someone I met on here...I'm living in a fake world, it's all be a lie all along?! The wedding?!

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By *airyboxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"This site is fake!"

Thanks for the advice.

I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's so fake he had to say it twice

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"It's so fake he had to say it twice "

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.

Welcome to the Truman Show!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Checked, nope my boobs are real

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.

Welcome to the Truman Show!"

Shhhhhhh! The directors will be pissed if they see this

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By *ltrMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Had to give myself a slap round the face when I read this post to make sure it was me

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By *aseylee324Couple  over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If this is the Matrix, can Keanu Reeves come say hi please

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By *ARKblondeCouple  over a year ago

london


"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

I think that's the problem. No one did and that's why he's unmasking the veil of reality in hope to find justification in the higher dimension? (Shoulder shrug)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "

We can do that? Can I have the contact details please?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Have we been meeting fake people then? Like AI? Omg why didn't anyone tell me sooner.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's so fake he had to say it twice

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill "

Ha ha x

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Who pissed in your Cheerios?

??????"

What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This site is fake!

Thanks for the advice.

I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??"

Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha x

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea


"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "

Many a true word said in jest! I happen to know a very eccentric 75 year old widowed multi millionaire, who upon hearing about some of his office staff getting dates off the internet, got his company secretary to upload a profile on a very well known dating site, and pay the subscription on the company credit card. When nobody fancied him he told the company secretary to get on to them a demand the money back. I don't think that he got a result though.

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By *he MinionMan  over a year ago

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I only joined as i was looking for a roundabout or a slide and some swings for my garden.

This place is so fake. I've not seen one post for fab swings or even a half enjoyable slide or any decent garden play equipment.

So fake

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By *ickNick500Man  over a year ago

Hertford

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

Own up...who's now singing to themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh for god sake now i find out its fake!

Been on and off here for around 10 years and i never realised.

Its all so clear now.

Next thing somebody will say father christmas and the easter bunny is fake too... please dont tell me if they are, my heart couldnt take it this morning lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want some cheese to accompany your whine?

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By *asycouple1971Couple  over a year ago

midlands

Liked and shared. Hope I win.

Mr.

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By *anilla switchWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"It's so fake he had to say it twice

That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill "

A resounding success I’m sure

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"This site is fake!"

In what way?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Did you not get your willy wet?

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

Does that mean your profile and your forum thread is also fake, well I'm glad I didn't fall for it and send you a 'faf' message, wouldn't I have looked foolishly gullible.

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By *airyboxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"This site is fake!

Thanks for the advice.

I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.

Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??

Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha x"

Oh at least there’s someone else questioning their reality. I can assure you everything is quite real

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's all AI

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By *asterMeliodasMan  over a year ago

Newmill

This reply is fake!

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By *CExeCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln/Exeter

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just here for the comments lol

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By *aytime78Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield

deffo some fake people but thats life in genrall not just here id say its better than any other platforms and at a fiver you caint go wrong ive met some good people off here not a great deal but slowly slowly catch the monkey keep punching fella

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By *atentHeelsCouple  over a year ago

Salford


"This site is fake!"

Is someone hurt about their lack of success thinking a swinging site would be like shooting fish in a barrel?

Move along sunshine.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake

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By *B904280Man  over a year ago

Accrington

On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake "

Lewis Vitton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "

Do you actually have them? I'd normally say cornflakes

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By *icketToRudeCouple  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP "

Why apologise?

When you're not real just as pointless as this pretend reply I'm not actually typing on a site that isn't there

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By *beyMan  over a year ago

Redworth


"This site is fake!"

Then just leave

It’s not rocket science

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By *issalignedTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"This site is fake!"

know I’m told

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I did too!!!!!

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By *ortyairCouple  over a year ago

Wallasey

On a quantum level it could be said that everything is fake,

Mrs x

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I demand a recount.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I demand a recount."

But are all persons registered? Or even legal

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By *amiejay1986Man  over a year ago

blackpool

7-8 years ago when I first started on here it was such a different site to be on it was so relaxed and a lot more genuine people and genuine accounts

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Maybe it's just a matrix... red pill or blue pill?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It took him 2 months to realise!!

I remember we used to be able fool them for at least 6 months.

Who has been doing Gold scams and pretending they’re in the military?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Apparently they make cupcakes in China.

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By *assy69Man  over a year ago

sussex and Wales

Yes, I stumbled in thinking this was the science reading room, now I am trapped with no way out……. And I’ve just discovered that I am a hologram……. This site is fake and so am I……. And he’s Spartacus

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"This site is fake!

Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy"

Deliverporn maybe?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Yep, you found out the conspiracy, I'm fake and all the women I have met and been verified by are fakes

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Fake News”

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple  over a year ago

Middle England

We are not real but the figment of someone's imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Fake News” "

Ok, Donald!

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By *rJandMrsJCouple  over a year ago

Stalybridge

I thought this was the fab Ice lolly supplier. It was only when I got on here, was when I realised it was actually the place where people sell human skin rugs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had my dick fake sucked by someone I didn't meet on here the other day.... Wait, sure I did meet them on here.... No, couldn't have... Who am I typing this for anyway since it's fake............ Isn't it???

Anyone who wants to help resolve this with me, give me an imaginary shout will you?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman  over a year ago

La La Land


"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!! "

Ditto

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Malmesbury

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Malmesbury

Definitely fake, not a real Thunderbirds Fan Site at all; all the pictures of Thunderbird 1 (of which there are many) look like penises and the picture of the opening to the Thunderbird 2 cave look like vaginas.. what a con!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

We are all just figments in the mind of a dreaming God...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...except for Golden Pole.

He's Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

He’s just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy

Because they are come, easy go, little high, little low

Any way the lady blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

I win the internet today, thanks for coming

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!

Ditto "

Great minds and all that!!

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By *ARKblondeCouple  over a year ago

london


"Who pissed in your Cheerios?

??????

What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.

"

Nope... Did it again, normal keyboard emojis work on messages, but not forum posts... That should have read:

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wonder if OP is from the 'sydney university' who is doing frantic research into peoples sex habits?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wimbledon.

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

We're all just 1s and 0s...

When the power dies, so will we.

Blinking out of existence, never to be remembered or reconsidered.

The lights will go out and the expanse will be dark.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

I'm fake and so is my wife.

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By *asterMeliodasMan  over a year ago

Newmill


"I'm fake and so is my wife.

"

Nice Life of Brian reference.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Is it all over the news.....

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By *d mirerMan  over a year ago

lost

So am I , I have pretend genitals and I’m a butt bot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread

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By *asterMeliodasMan  over a year ago

Newmill


"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread "

Or is that just what they want you to think?

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By *ralfan2323Man  over a year ago

stoke

So is this my imagination???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My town doesn’t even exist at this point

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By *airyboxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"My town doesn’t even exist at this point "

Would that be a town called malice? Oops maybe not…

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By *abonTedCouple  over a year ago

Midlands & Cheltenham


"Trump?"

Fake nudes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trump?

Fake nudes? "

Sold! I'll await the deposit in my inbox. Nothing to extreme though please. I like something to be left to the imagination.

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread "

And you commenting on a fake website..

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By *aron WoodMan  over a year ago

Horley

You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."

Sounds legit - pm me the details!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Correct

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."

That's only for the Super Fake members.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP. Are you ok, hun?"

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By *weet6Woman  over a year ago

East Riding


"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

Own up...who's now singing to themselves

"

Damnit!!

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

rogate

You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head

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By *asterMeliodasMan  over a year ago

Newmill


"You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head "

Afraid so. You've been completely alone this whole time. All others have been well-paid professional actors.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"This site is fake!"

Then which forum are you posting on?

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