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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need to vent.
I've just been to the toilet at Tesco where there are 3 urinals. All unoccupied. Urinals this is, not cubicles. Urinals!
The idiot in front of me chooses the middle Urinals!
I'm speechless... Someone needs to have a word.
In my mind I've left him in a cubicle, propped up like he'd just been paid a professional visit by James Bond... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although this person could have used the left one leaving the one on the right, of middle, for your usage his etiquette was correct considering he was first to attend and make his choice 😂😂🤷🏽♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d go on the one next to him, ask him how his day was and then maintain eye contact the full time my dick is in my hands. If he’s breaking one unwritten rule I’ll break them all. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
Take a guess |
The only etiquette around urinals, is never use urinals.
When you're using them whilst wearing a very short skirt, you become starkly aware of the splashback that comes off the porcelain container.
It's unavoidable even if you try to direct it at the sink hole
Urinal users are also 47.5% less likely to wash their hands afterwards, FACTS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only etiquette around urinals, is never use urinals.
When you're using them whilst wearing a very short skirt, you become starkly aware of the splashback that comes off the porcelain container.
It's unavoidable even if you try to direct it at the sink hole
Urinal users are also 47.5% less likely to wash their hands afterwards, FACTS"
And i used to play in a sandpit the local cats thought was a litter tray. I don't believe in an oversanitised life anyway. |
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