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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

8 inches

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Put it this way — sometimes I need an electron microscope.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not big enough to see easily beyond my boobs, but big enough to fuck my own tits with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not big enough

But circumcised

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!

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By *ommy trucker1Man  over a year ago

anywhere near you


"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"

So grower not a show'er

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By *ndyp81Man  over a year ago

essex

It works does that count?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

At least as big as yours 💜

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By *vaRoseWoman  over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Hmm which one?

One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.

The other is a huge buff Orpington

Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest

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By *corchio5Man  over a year ago

Exeter

Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha

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By *ab50Man  over a year ago

bexhill

Big enough to fill a pram🤣

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I can wrap both of my hands around it with a lil to spare. Hope that helps 😘

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Actually like is a bit strong. Noticed. Observed.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Touche. That's totally the sort of thing that I should have jumped on 🙄

LvM

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"8 inches "

Aren't they all?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Not sure… best get the Sky remote out 😘

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

"

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"8 inches "

….. you don’t get the memo did you!!!

No official measurements!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Yes!

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By *olfandtazCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

10 inches on a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

16 1/2 ripe strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a definite grower lol

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"I'm a definite grower lol "

The weather hasn't helped this year

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"8 inches "

It's a very nice 8 inches as well.

A contender for nicest cock 😉🤣

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

"

Yes I can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

its a good multi tasker

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By *reative-mindMan  over a year ago

Exeter

About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)

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By *ir tootMan  over a year ago

Burton

No i have no idea how big mine is probably never will.

I know I have one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7.5 u can give it a look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"

With or without a mushroom? 😁

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7 inches (yes I did measure it because I'm a sad bastard)

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

im going to be honest it will fit in a thimble..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. "

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

With or without a mushroom? 😁

LvM"

I'm they guy with peaches 🍑

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By *usie pTV/TS  over a year ago

taunton

one hand and a little bit over but I have enormous hands.

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.

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By *loydyMan  over a year ago

British

6inch 5inch girth

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

You know those tubes of Pringles? The big ones?

Well not that.

It’s three and a half Pringles.

Flat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

9 and very thick

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)"

Helps you work, rest and play?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you crowd funding a witty response?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi. "

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q."

Does it … do it ALL ?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi"

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)"

That’s a whole new thread right there

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By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

Bigger than Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)

Helps you work, rest and play? "

What about a snickers… they’ve got nuts.

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By *ir tootMan  over a year ago

Burton

[Removed by poster at 29/08/24 20:07:08]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

"

I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[tape measure Removed by poster at 29/08/24 20:07:08]"

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By *ir tootMan  over a year ago

Burton


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

"

Wario all the way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes

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By *urry BlokeMan  over a year ago

Think walnut whip

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)

That’s a whole new thread right there "

I just questioned this. Apparently I'm overestimating teenage boys. 🤔

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶"

Perfect 😘

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING


"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.

Does it … do it ALL ? "

if given a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

Wario all the way"

Toad

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

Wario all the way

Toad "

Yoshi for the win ♥️

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

My cock (aka little Hades) is somewhere between a 'oh fuck yessss' and a 'oooooooooh... sweet..baby... jeeeeeezussssss...ahhhhhh'

🍆😈🤪

Cherry x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Market Deeping

It's a cock.

Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly the national average

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About 23.76% the height of an average 80L fish tank

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By *allumUKMan  over a year ago

KingsLynn

2 inches, on a good day. Depends if it's cold or not.

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By *hlomo McKlungepfisterMan  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

About the size of the only one I've got.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask your mum!

Sorry

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By *hlomo McKlungepfisterMan  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Ask your mum!

Sorry "

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By *hat.coupleCouple  over a year ago

Kent

OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

I would swap for a smaller one

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's the same size as on old 45rpm single

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I often get mistaken for big Harold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉"

Brilliant

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

you know that scene when Nosferatu rises from the coffin, makes that same hissing sound too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky Number Slevin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hides away until needed. Sometimes doesn't obey the rules.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

8 fingers and a helmet.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Ask your mum!

Sorry "

😆😆 Don’t apologise Joe Beans, mum jokes are still funny and that was a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s big enough to fill a pram

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Never measured it as there's nothing I can do about my size

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By *erfHerder74Man  over a year ago

Inverclyde

Only 5 inches uncut but it’s up and down all day

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By *angerous123Man  over a year ago

Leeds

177800000000 hydrogen atoms long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)"

Don’t they measure horses in hands? 😂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6.5 but gearthy , so I've been told

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By *ythenMan  over a year ago

.

Enough

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid."

Surely cunt makes it un-flaccid?! Does not compute

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

His is more than a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somewhere near a mr Sheen can

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By *earded_GeordieMan  over a year ago

guidepost

Mines 6 inches but I’ve got a girthy cock

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By *axx82Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

I can hold it with 2 hands

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

As fat as a cat and as long as a bong.

The mr

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By *ustforfun1759Couple  over a year ago

IRVINE

Mr a very big boy and very girthy got to hold it with both hands mrs

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Depends which one I put on my strap-on harness.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have to book plane seats with extra legroom.

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By *ir tootMan  over a year ago

Burton


"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"

Its weird I always miss the the growing part, one minute it's a little mush, then it's magically a bigger mush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm

How small is your cock would’ve been better for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight "

😈 evil laugh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

0.00082 furlongs

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It's the goldilocks size and shape

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By *cLovin2Man  over a year ago

London

An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a pecker

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

London


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh"

🤔

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Bigger than the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh

🤔"

Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!

Happy now!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can’t have shit in this place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

"

Must be big if it can reach to Brazil

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

London


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh

🤔

Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!

Happy now!!!!!"

*Alexa, update my shopping list*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

"

Bloody women always making things up eh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines “oh those pics don’t do it justice and it’s got girth too” as described!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."

Well mine can’t fit in!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I trip over mine regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big enough to fill a pram

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like carrickreal's only smaller

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By *YDB75Man  over a year ago

Walkington ish


"Big enough to fill a pram"

Same but a double pram

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By *punkymonkey40Man  over a year ago

derby

Between 6-7" hard to measure has it bends to the right and up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

152,400 microns

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By *ivilised matureMan  over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Big enough and not too small

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

The measuring tape tells all

Took me ages to find the photo though

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

Hampshire

Big enough to fill a pram.

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By *viatrixCouple  over a year ago

Gatwick

So small you can’t see it 🥲

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I change my profile photo would that help

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

6ft

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damnit I've just got the Google TV remote 🙄

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

Coventry

big enough to smash holes in . init right lads , thats the only answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve submitted a one hour photo for evidence after that you just have to imagine it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I didn’t need photos for ffs.

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I got told it was a bit thick for anal recently.

I felt a bit butt-hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bout 6.5 I think.. no fireworks here

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By *ugh JerectionMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Big enough, or so I've been told

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

1.1 times bigger than the UK average, it seems.

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By *ea wangMan  over a year ago

scunthorpe

Two hands big, depending on how small her hands are lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bigger it gets the more you squint

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By *IG G77Man  over a year ago

GATLEY

Big enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm which one?

One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.

The other is a huge buff Orpington

Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest "

Got to love a beautiful Buff Orpington, I used to have one but not a cock 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About the size of a fun size mars 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Size of a snapped twigglet

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

East Kilbride

Avarage but comes with a fast arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end.

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By *ames_dieselMan  over a year ago

London

It’s like a real cock, only smaller!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end."

Wait a minute🤔 it's not snow is it🙁

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By *ove stonesMan  over a year ago

Oldham

See for yourself 😜

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bigger than all of theirs^

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By *ickylouCouple  over a year ago

birmingham

Vicky says I am 5.11 and I am the biggest cock she has ever known.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?

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By *ervent X KissMan  over a year ago

Chi Harbour


"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Size 10 gloves

It’s one hand a little and the helmet ⛑️

"

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a good 7/7.5 inch

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

f my manhood doesn't put you in mind of a hedgehog's snout, you're not looking closely enough.

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By *lofeldMan  over a year ago

Redhill

Like a chocolate éclair without the chocolate.

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By *punkymonkey40Man  over a year ago

derby

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By *erry 58Man  over a year ago

Doncaster

Mines big enough to fill a pram

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By *punkymonkey40Man  over a year ago

derby


"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?"

I know your balls in the morning sun

I feel you lick me in the pouring rain

and the moment that you wander far from me

I wanna feel cum on my arms again.

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave

and it's me you need to show

How big is your cock

(Chorus)

How big is your cock, how big is your cock?

I really mean to learn

Cause we're living in a world of tools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

You should be at least 6 inches.

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By *ante40Man  over a year ago

moving

2 and a half credit cards long.. i think lol

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

Hampshire


"I didn’t need photos for ffs. "

My bad........

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By *eardyBikerMan  over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Big enough , so I'm told

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By *yesgreenMan  over a year ago

north and south


"Big enough , so I'm told "
Who wants to know as miss sw said it’s pops up with a smile on its face

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By *aron WoodMan  over a year ago

Horley

Big enough to get compliments, small enough to know there's plenty bigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?

I know your balls in the morning sun

I feel you lick me in the pouring rain

and the moment that you wander far from me

I wanna feel cum on my arms again.

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave

and it's me you need to show

How big is your cock

(Chorus)

How big is your cock, how big is your cock?

I really mean to learn

Cause we're living in a world of tools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

You should be at least 6 inches.

"

You could be the next Weird Al.

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By *luffyrabitCouple  over a year ago

Darlington/ Stockton

About 4 pounds in weight 20 inches from beak to tail,with beautiful red feathers.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield

Could we use a Carrick as a guide for scale perhaps? Like play your cards right had higher or lower, we could have bigger or smaller than a carrick. Altho as his is the biggest ever maybe there is only the option for smaller. Hmmmm. 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big enough

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By *cLovin2Man  over a year ago

London


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

Bloody women always making things up eh."

I can believe the lie

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By *gooddayforfunMan  over a year ago

rhyl

I'd just call mine a good handful 🤣

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

At the mountains of madness...

Standard chicken sized.🐓

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 fingers and a thimb

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