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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8 inches |
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Put it this way — sometimes I need an electron microscope. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Not big enough to see easily beyond my boobs, but big enough to fuck my own tits with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not big enough
But circumcised |
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I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on! |
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"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"
So grower not a show'er |
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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Hmm which one?
One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.
The other is a huge buff Orpington
Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest |
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Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha |
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By *ab50Man
over a year ago
bexhill |
Big enough to fill a pram🤣 |
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I can wrap both of my hands around it with a lil to spare. Hope that helps 😘
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Actually like is a bit strong. Noticed. Observed. |
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Touche. That's totally the sort of thing that I should have jumped on 🙄
LvM |
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Not sure… best get the Sky remote out 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"8 inches "
….. you don’t get the memo did you!!!
No official measurements! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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16 1/2 ripe strawberries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a definite grower lol |
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"I'm a definite grower lol "
The weather hasn't helped this year  |
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"8 inches "
It's a very nice 8 inches as well.
A contender for nicest cock 😉🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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Yes I can.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
its a good multi tasker  |
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About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one) |
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No i have no idea how big mine is probably never will.
I know I have one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7.5 u can give it a look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"
With or without a mushroom? 😁
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7 inches (yes I did measure it because I'm a sad bastard) |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
im going to be honest it will fit in a thimble.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. "
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
With or without a mushroom? 😁
LvM"
I'm they guy with peaches 🍑 |
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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago
taunton |
one hand and a little bit over but I have enormous hands. |
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I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q. |
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You know those tubes of Pringles? The big ones?
Well not that.
It’s three and a half Pringles.
Flat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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9 and very thick |
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"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)"
Helps you work, rest and play? |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"
Oh. I prefer Luigi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you crowd funding a witty response?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi. "
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q."
Does it … do it ALL ?  |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi"
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)"
That’s a whole new thread right there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)
Helps you work, rest and play? "
What about a snickers… they’ve got nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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Wario all the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes |
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)
That’s a whole new thread right there "
I just questioned this. Apparently I'm overestimating teenage boys. 🤔 |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶"
Perfect 😘 |
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"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.
Does it … do it ALL ? " if given a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
Wario all the way"
Toad |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
Wario all the way
Toad "
Yoshi for the win ♥️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉 |
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My cock (aka little Hades) is somewhere between a 'oh fuck yessss' and a 'oooooooooh... sweet..baby... jeeeeeezussssss...ahhhhhh'
🍆😈🤪
Cherry x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Exactly the national average |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About 23.76% the height of an average 80L fish tank |
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By *allumUKMan
over a year ago
KingsLynn |
2 inches, on a good day. Depends if it's cold or not. |
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The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid. |
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About the size of the only one I've got. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ask your mum!
Sorry  |
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OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches) |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
It's the same size as on old 45rpm single |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often get mistaken for big Harold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉"
Brilliant  |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
you know that scene when Nosferatu rises from the coffin, makes that same hissing sound too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lucky Number Slevin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hides away until needed. Sometimes doesn't obey the rules. |
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"Ask your mum!
Sorry "
😆😆 Don’t apologise Joe Beans, mum jokes are still funny and that was a good one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s big enough to fill a pram  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big |
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Never measured it as there's nothing I can do about my size |
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Only 5 inches uncut but it’s up and down all day |
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177800000000 hydrogen atoms long
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)"
Don’t they measure horses in hands? 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6.5 but gearthy , so I've been told  |
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"The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid."
Surely cunt makes it un-flaccid?! Does not compute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somewhere near a mr Sheen can |
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Mines 6 inches but I’ve got a girthy cock |
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By *axx82Man
over a year ago
Gloucester |
I can hold it with 2 hands  |
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As fat as a cat and as long as a bong.
The mr |
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Mr a very big boy and very girthy got to hold it with both hands mrs |
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Depends which one I put on my strap-on harness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to book plane seats with extra legroom. |
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"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"
Its weird I always miss the the growing part, one minute it's a little mush, then it's magically a bigger mush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm
How small is your cock would’ve been better for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight "
😈 evil laugh |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
0.00082 furlongs |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
It's the goldilocks size and shape  |
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An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a pecker |
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh"
🤔 |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Bigger than the poster above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh
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Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!
Happy now!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t have shit in this place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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Must be big if it can reach to Brazil  |
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh
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Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!
Happy now!!!!!"
*Alexa, update my shopping list* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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Bloody women always making things up eh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines “oh those pics don’t do it justice and it’s got girth too” as described! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."
Well mine can’t fit in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big enough to fill a pram |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like carrickreal's only smaller |
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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago
Walkington ish |
"Big enough to fill a pram"
Same but a double pram  |
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Between 6-7" hard to measure has it bends to the right and up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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152,400 microns |
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The measuring tape tells all
Took me ages to find the photo though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I change my profile photo would that help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damnit I've just got the Google TV remote 🙄 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve submitted a one hour photo for evidence after that you just have to imagine it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I didn’t need photos for ffs. |
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I got told it was a bit thick for anal recently.
I felt a bit butt-hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bout 6.5 I think.. no fireworks here |
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Big enough, or so I've been told
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1.1 times bigger than the UK average, it seems. |
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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago
scunthorpe |
Two hands big, depending on how small her hands are lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bigger it gets the more you squint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm which one?
One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.
The other is a huge buff Orpington
Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest "
Got to love a beautiful Buff Orpington, I used to have one but not a cock 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About the size of a fun size mars 😂😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Size of a snapped twigglet |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
Avarage but comes with a fast arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end. |
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It’s like a real cock, only smaller! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end."
Wait a minute🤔 it's not snow is it🙁 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bigger than all of theirs^ |
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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
Vicky says I am 5.11 and I am the biggest cock she has ever known.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love? |
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"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Size 10 gloves
It’s one hand a little and the helmet ⛑️
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a good 7/7.5 inch |
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f my manhood doesn't put you in mind of a hedgehog's snout, you're not looking closely enough. |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
Like a chocolate éclair without the chocolate. |
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By *erry 58Man
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Mines big enough to fill a pram |
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"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?"
I know your balls in the morning sun
I feel you lick me in the pouring rain
and the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel cum on my arms again.
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave
and it's me you need to show
How big is your cock
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How big is your cock, how big is your cock?
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of tools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
You should be at least 6 inches.
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By *ante40Man
over a year ago
moving |
2 and a half credit cards long.. i think lol |
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"I didn’t need photos for ffs. "
My bad........  |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Big enough , so I'm told " Who wants to know as miss sw said it’s pops up with a smile on its face |
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Big enough to get compliments, small enough to know there's plenty bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?
I know your balls in the morning sun
I feel you lick me in the pouring rain
and the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel cum on my arms again.
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave
and it's me you need to show
How big is your cock
(Chorus)
How big is your cock, how big is your cock?
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of tools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
You should be at least 6 inches.
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You could be the next Weird Al. |
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By *luffyrabitCouple
over a year ago
Darlington/ Stockton |
About 4 pounds in weight 20 inches from beak to tail,with beautiful red feathers. |
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Could we use a Carrick as a guide for scale perhaps? Like play your cards right had higher or lower, we could have bigger or smaller than a carrick. Altho as his is the biggest ever maybe there is only the option for smaller. Hmmmm. 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big enough |
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"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
Bloody women always making things up eh."
I can believe the lie  |
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I'd just call mine a good handful 🤣 |
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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago
At the mountains of madness... |
Standard chicken sized.🐓 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 fingers and a thimb  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thumb  |
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