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We were away too. One person noticed 😭🤣🤣.
The Italian coffee shop has gone downhill so we have to go to a Syrian one.
My runner beans have finished.
We got a different car.
Old people gossip. Amirite? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's been lots of bickering.
A few threads about squirting.
Tom's not all over the news anymore.
One Man asked for profile advice."
Do we know if squirting is piss? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We were away too. One person noticed 😭🤣🤣.
The Italian coffee shop has gone downhill so we have to go to a Syrian one.
My runner beans have finished.
We got a different car.
Old people gossip. Amirite?"
Omg about the Italian???
Our local Turkish cafe has gone downhill too. Sad. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so prey doesn't have a penis, bruce is trying to contact the clique and some gay guys didn't like trans.
There was also cake.
And some fitness stuff.
The end.
Mrs. "
Prey not having a penis is GREAT news  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so prey doesn't have a penis, bruce is trying to contact the clique and some gay guys didn't like trans.
There was also cake.
And some fitness stuff.
The end.
Mrs.
Prey not having a penis is GREAT news "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's been lots of bickering.
A few threads about squirting.
Tom's not all over the news anymore.
One Man asked for profile advice.
Do we know if squirting is piss? of course it is"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ermm... nope, don't think I have any. Sorry Pickle.
Omg, I have some for you!
Did you hear about Cardi and Offset?"
Yay! Feels like I've "missed" so much. On Fab and elsewhere.
Tell me more. Thank you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermm... nope, don't think I have any. Sorry Pickle.
Omg, I have some for you!
Did you hear about Cardi and Offset?
Yay! Feels like I've "missed" so much. On Fab and elsewhere.
Tell me more. Thank you.
"
They’re over for good this time. And he’s been throwing digs at her about how he won. Crazy. Think there’s gonna be some new Cardi coming.
She had three kids for him!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss. "
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously!? What did you do ?
Did you get bummed ? 
I was maybe doing the bumming. 
Now if that was here you maybe would ‘go away’ but not the UK
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I’m safe here. Well in this context stay🤪 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?"
Drake will be fine. He’s still the most streamed artist of the year.
Kendrick, nah he’s good doing the SuperBowl but I’m definitely surprised they didn’t go with Wayne.
Wiley will always be cancelled and I actually think it’s best for everyone including him that it remains that way. |
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"Seriously!? What did you do ?
Did you get bummed ?
I was maybe doing the bumming.
Now if that was here you maybe would ‘go away’ but not the UK
Oh there’s been 3 flood warnings in greater Manchester for a change and Man U have sacked their manager
I’m safe here. Well in this context stay🤪"
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?"
1) yes
2) yes
3) after still disappointed, probably not 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?
Drake will be fine. He’s still the most streamed artist of the year.
Kendrick, nah he’s good doing the SuperBowl but I’m definitely surprised they didn’t go with Wayne.
Wiley will always be cancelled and I actually think it’s best for everyone including him that it remains that way. "
Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously!? What did you do ?
Did you get bummed ?
I was maybe doing the bumming.
Now if that was here you maybe would ‘go away’ but not the UK
Oh there’s been 3 flood warnings in greater Manchester for a change and Man U have sacked their manager
I’m safe here. Well in this context stay🤪"
ETH GOT SAVKED???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?
Drake will be fine. He’s still the most streamed artist of the year.
Kendrick, nah he’s good doing the SuperBowl but I’m definitely surprised they didn’t go with Wayne.
Wiley will always be cancelled and I actually think it’s best for everyone including him that it remains that way.
Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year?"
end of Nov beginning of Dec. Brrrrrr 🥶 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?
Drake will be fine. He’s still the most streamed artist of the year.
Kendrick, nah he’s good doing the SuperBowl but I’m definitely surprised they didn’t go with Wayne.
Wiley will always be cancelled and I actually think it’s best for everyone including him that it remains that way.
Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year? end of Nov beginning of Dec. Brrrrrr 🥶"
Let me know dates asap as I will need to book the time off work. The link up needs to happen😎 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
Is it over for Drake?
Should Kendrick be doing the Superbowl halftime show instead of Wheezy etc?
Will Wiley ever be uncancelled?
Drake will be fine. He’s still the most streamed artist of the year.
Kendrick, nah he’s good doing the SuperBowl but I’m definitely surprised they didn’t go with Wayne.
Wiley will always be cancelled and I actually think it’s best for everyone including him that it remains that way.
Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year? end of Nov beginning of Dec. Brrrrrr 🥶
Let me know dates asap as I will need to book the time off work. The link up needs to happen😎"
Yessss bro 🙂↕️🫡 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That guy fucked that woman. Finally!!
He left. Thank god!!
Are you still here or did you go and come back while I was gone "
Probably pickles, probably.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That guy fucked that woman. Finally!!
He left. Thank god!!
Are you still here or did you go and come back while I was gone
Probably pickles, probably.
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You’re so impressive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That guy fucked that woman. Finally!!
He left. Thank god!!
Are you still here or did you go and come back while I was gone
Probably pickles, probably.
You’re so not impressive. "
Fify |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year? end of Nov beginning of Dec. Brrrrrr 🥶
Yaaaaaaaay 🥳🥳🥳
See you there I really really hope
Possibly even before then "
like this weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That guy fucked that woman. Finally!!
He left. Thank god!!
Are you still here or did you go and come back while I was gone
Probably pickles, probably.
You’re so not impressive.
Fify"
I didn’t want to get a ban init  |
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Britain's still under kier starlins reign
Diddys going down and getting diddled in prison
A can of costs a quid
Israel is probably going to declare war on Lebanon and Yemen
And apparently every one wants jensen ackles to play the next batman while I think it should be Karl urbans chance
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"Will there be another Pickle Picnic this year? end of Nov beginning of Dec. Brrrrrr 🥶
Yaaaaaaaay 🥳🥳🥳
See you there I really really hope
Possibly even before then like this weekend. "
Exactly like this weekend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Britain's still under kier starlins reign
Diddys going down and getting diddled in prison
A can of costs a quid
Israel is probably going to declare war on Lebanon and Yemen
And apparently every one wants jensen ackles to play the next batman while I think it should be Karl urbans chance
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I know all the real life stuff I wasn’t actually in prison |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goss??? Nah... I steer clear of all that! Too much information is dangerous."
12th September. LOVE THE SMILE.
ANYWAY, I hear what you’re saying here but knowledge is power- Malcolm X. Probably. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
The world is on edge of nuclear war still. My penis is still rated as the most desired Xmas Wishlist gift.
Otherwise nothing new chap   "
I like your penis but I’d prefer a kiss for Christmas |
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
The world is on edge of nuclear war still. My penis is still rated as the most desired Xmas Wishlist gift.
Otherwise nothing new chap
I like your penis but I’d prefer a kiss for Christmas "
My penis gives sticky kisses with its little mouth. Just saying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone catch me up on the goss.
The world is on edge of nuclear war still. My penis is still rated as the most desired Xmas Wishlist gift.
Otherwise nothing new chap
I like your penis but I’d prefer a kiss for Christmas
My penis gives sticky kisses with its little mouth. Just saying "
Sticky kisses sounds like sensory hell so I’ll need you to hold me afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just 12,000 posts from single guys complaining how they can't get meets and 200 new onlyfans content / porn videos in most fabbed "
I’m currently resisting the urge to do a thread asking for advice on how to get meets |
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"Goss??? Nah... I steer clear of all that! Too much information is dangerous. 12th September. LOVE THE SMILE.
ANYWAY, I hear what you’re saying here but knowledge is power- Malcolm X. Probably. "
I rather like my happy ignorance in these circumstances 😆
Thank you. Smile created by the fulfilment of a 50 year old ambition and the learning of much (historical) knowledge - The kind of knowledge I can get on board with! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goss??? Nah... I steer clear of all that! Too much information is dangerous. 12th September. LOVE THE SMILE.
ANYWAY, I hear what you’re saying here but knowledge is power- Malcolm X. Probably.
I rather like my happy ignorance in these circumstances 😆
Thank you. Smile created by the fulfilment of a 50 year old ambition and the learning of much (historical) knowledge - The kind of knowledge I can get on board with! "
It’s such a nice picture. I’d love to go.
Tell me something you learned? please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meli’s quim was out the whole time.
Obi fucked many, many ducks.
I changed our username and it’s absolute gash.
Some people had The Sex.
Mrs x"
Mrs X, you look like Mrs TMN.
AND YET NOBODY MENTIONED THAT THE TMNs HAD GONE AWAY OR CHANGED THEIR NAME. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meli’s quim was out the whole time.
Obi fucked many, many ducks.
I changed our username and it’s absolute gash.
Some people had The Sex.
Mrs x
Mrs X, you look like Mrs TMN.
AND YET NOBODY MENTIONED THAT THE TMNs HAD GONE AWAY OR CHANGED THEIR NAME. "
By the way I know People had the sex, a poster above said it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well... I've returned again... Already been put off meeting 😂
So back to the good ole forums and retaining my title of Thread Killer
Otherwise, I know nothing, and good to see you back x |
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Welcome back and hope you are doing well. I have been away myself for a while and just pop in and out for a bit currently. Mrs FC is the custodian of MB's friendly thread for now, doing a sterling job till I am 'properly' back. Not much gossip or anything juicy to share I am afraid. Not that I do gossip very well to be honest |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Meli’s quim was out the whole time.
Obi fucked many, many ducks.
I changed our username and it’s absolute gash.
Some people had The Sex.
Mrs x
Mrs X, you look like Mrs TMN.
AND YET NOBODY MENTIONED THAT THE TMNs HAD GONE AWAY OR CHANGED THEIR NAME. "
Confused me no end the first time I logged in after......🤦♂️🤦♂️ |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Just 12,000 posts from single guys complaining how they can't get meets and 200 new onlyfans content / porn videos in most fabbed
I’m currently resisting the urge to do a thread asking for advice on how to get meets "
Do it but don't use meets. Meets. Meet meet. Meat meet. Meet meets. Meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just 12,000 posts from single guys complaining how they can't get meets and 200 new onlyfans content / porn videos in most fabbed
I’m currently resisting the urge to do a thread asking for advice on how to get meets
Do it but don't use meets. Meets. Meet meet. Meat meet. Meet meets. Meet."
I’ve never needed much encouragement |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear mr pickle, it’s the same shit show as before, squirt is wee, prey has a vag, (cannot believe this had to be checked, it was a full moon and nobody noticed) the weather is shite the football is shite, don’t watch the news that’s really shite, forums alreet mind you, as you were |
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"Dear mr pickle, it’s the same shit show as before, squirt is wee, prey has a vag, (cannot believe this had to be checked, it was a full moon and nobody noticed) the weather is shite the football is shite, don’t watch the news that’s really shite, forums alreet mind you, as you were "
Chelsea are doing well. |
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"Goss??? Nah... I steer clear of all that! Too much information is dangerous. 12th September. LOVE THE SMILE.
ANYWAY, I hear what you’re saying here but knowledge is power- Malcolm X. Probably.
I rather like my happy ignorance in these circumstances 😆
Thank you. Smile created by the fulfilment of a 50 year old ambition and the learning of much (historical) knowledge - The kind of knowledge I can get on board with!
It’s such a nice picture. I’d love to go.
Tell me something you learned? please?"
Your wish is my command...
All the temples on the west bank of the Nile are funerary temples (because the sun sets in the west, so the bodies rest in the dark), and those on the east bank are all daily temples because they were for worshipping those still alive.
When you see those huge statues in the temples, if their arms are straight down by their side, the statue represents a living person (or god) and where the arms are crossed over the chest the statue represents the dead... |
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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago
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"Meli’s quim was out the whole time.
Obi fucked many, many ducks.
I changed our username and it’s absolute gash.
Some people had The Sex.
Mrs x
Mrs X, you look like Mrs TMN.
AND YET NOBODY MENTIONED THAT THE TMNs HAD GONE AWAY OR CHANGED THEIR NAME. "
I changed my name from ZagatoXXX to ZagatoXXX. |
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"We were away too. One person noticed 😭🤣🤣.
The Italian coffee shop has gone downhill so we have to go to a Syrian one.
My runner beans have finished.
We got a different car.
Old people gossip. Amirite?"
I noticed, NiceFolks. I checked to see you'd not UNLOS'd
I knew Pickle hadn't UNLOS'd
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Goss??? Nah... I steer clear of all that! Too much information is dangerous. 12th September. LOVE THE SMILE.
ANYWAY, I hear what you’re saying here but knowledge is power- Malcolm X. Probably.
I rather like my happy ignorance in these circumstances 😆
Thank you. Smile created by the fulfilment of a 50 year old ambition and the learning of much (historical) knowledge - The kind of knowledge I can get on board with!
It’s such a nice picture. I’d love to go.
Tell me something you learned? please?
Your wish is my command...
All the temples on the west bank of the Nile are funerary temples (because the sun sets in the west, so the bodies rest in the dark), and those on the east bank are all daily temples because they were for worshipping those still alive.
When you see those huge statues in the temples, if their arms are straight down by their side, the statue represents a living person (or god) and where the arms are crossed over the chest the statue represents the dead..."
that statue thing is so so cool. These facts are super cool thank you. Are you generally into history and learning? |
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