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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum
Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up. 
Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐
Your rum sir, with the squeeze of lime. "
You sir, are a gent |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum
Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up.
Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐
Your rum sir, with the squeeze of lime.
You sir, are a gent "
I do try my best.  |
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"A glass of lambrini please
One lambrinia coming up
I thought lambrinia was the third bottle of lambrini I love the 🍓one
I.dont know, my hands are freezing, so it's quite hard to type.
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Sounds like you need a stiff drink |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Whiskey tonight for me 
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable  "
A double whisky for you, on the house of course.
And please get comfortable and stay awhile. |
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By *rsMxCouple 36 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable
A double whisky for you, on the house of course.
And please get comfortable and stay awhile."
Thanks Toot......*kicks off shoes - comfort level achieved |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable
A double whisky for you, on the house of course.
And please get comfortable and stay awhile.
Thanks Toot......*kicks off shoes - comfort level achieved "
Perfect i do hope your enjoying your night tonight. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Can I just have a lemsip and a box of tissues please OP? 🤧
I'll go sit in the corner away where I belong 😷"
Nah get over here, no colds exist in this bar.
I'll make you a special lemsip cocktail just for you though! |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx"
a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣.
You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough. |
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"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx
a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣.
You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough. "
I respect the loose morals haha |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx
a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣.
You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough.
I respect the loose morals haha "
Its 12am thats probably why. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please.
I cant sleep help!!!
That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋"
I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try.
I trust you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please.
I cant sleep help!!!
That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋 I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try.
I trust you."
I concur, this is a very nice drink |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please.
I cant sleep help!!!
That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋 I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try.
I trust you.
I concur, this is a very nice drink "
Well shit people are now saying it's quality.
Guess it's getting bumped up the list. |
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I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Well lots of drinks here
What you having mate?
Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager
You got it your the last drink of the day!"
Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Well lots of drinks here
What you having mate?
Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager
You got it your the last drink of the day!
Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS."
What do you want?
I can give you the keys if you like! |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶"
Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Well lots of drinks here
What you having mate?
Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager
You got it your the last drink of the day!
Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS.
What do you want?
I can give you the keys if you like!"
Man alive, don't give me the keys 🤣
I'll have a large vodka and tonic, please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate."
☹️ hope you're ok |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate.
☹️ hope you're ok"
It's been a weird shitty day.
Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest.
Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild. |
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
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Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate."
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No problem. You can join me in the vestibule and share from my pitcher. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Well lots of drinks here
What you having mate?
Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager
You got it your the last drink of the day!
Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS.
What do you want?
I can give you the keys if you like!
Man alive, don't give me the keys 🤣
I'll have a large vodka and tonic, please xx"
Coming right up |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
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Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate.
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No problem. You can join me in the vestibule and share from my pitcher."
Thanks mate gladly! |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate.
☹️ hope you're ok
It's been a weird shitty day.
Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest.
Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild. "
Sorry it's been shit x
Gawd help us all 🤣
...this could get messy |
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By *ir toot OP Man 36 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher:
Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of busybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break).
Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶
Coming right up,
I really can't sleep tonight mate.
☹️ hope you're ok
It's been a weird shitty day.
Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest.
Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild.
Sorry it's been shit x
Gawd help us all 🤣
...this could get messy"
It's ok it's just one of those days
Get as messy as you like it's quite in here anyway. |
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