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"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢 "Have you been on the cock this weekend?" " You make it sound so inviting 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢 "Have you been on the cock this weekend?" You make it sound so inviting 🤣🤣🤣" So much so that I've already sent him my number and my flaps  | |||
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"Guilty as charged 🙋♀️ Didn't take the cock over a toilet though, maybe I've let myself down by not doing this 🤔🤣" Standards are seriously slipping lately  | |||
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"No bur I got a lovely message asking to breed someone and get then pregnant. That was bad enough for me" Were they looking for lots of tooties running around the place?  | |||
"No bur I got a lovely message asking to breed someone and get then pregnant. That was bad enough for me Were they looking for lots of tooties running around the place? "Yeah probably. Im good thanks. | |||
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"All the cock I like goes elsewhere "Same ... | |||
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"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢 "Have you been on the cock this weekend?" " no sorry . | |||
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"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢 "Have you been on the cock this weekend?" " Oh ffs lol!!  | |||
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"I didn't sit on a penis this weekend. I love when people have such a romantic way with words. 🥰" Me too, I'll never need a relationship again with all these sweet little nuggets of romance sat at my fingertips  | |||
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"No. Apparently I'm not hot enough. " No. No one told you that? Surely not? | |||
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"Well I'm too much hard work...a wank is easier. Yeah... was told that" If anything a wank is. | |||
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"That’s my next status update “Who wants to help me get on the cock this weekend” Although I’m now picturing a little step-stool and jodphurs…." Jodphurs will wreck me if you posted a pic. | |||
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"Well I'm too much hard work...a wank is easier. Yeah... was told that" They’re idiots, you’re stunning. | |||
""Have you been on the cock this weekend?"" The only cock available this weekend, has been the silicone variety! But I'm definitely not complaining 😜 💦💦💦 | |||
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""Have you been on the cock this weekend?" The only cock available this weekend, has been the silicone variety! But I'm definitely not complaining 😜 💦💦💦" At least they're reliable 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"on the cock sounds like on the rag!" I'm on the rag | |||
"on the cock sounds like on the rag! I'm on the rag "I've just realised my rag is wildly overdue... shit. Oh wait. No. God bless celibacy  | |||
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"I think at this point I've forgotten what it is and I'm regaining my virginity 😭😫" Same | |||
