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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora

Ha that’s true! They could sway to either side too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine points straight up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a 90 degrees from torso - standing pointing ahead, laying down pointing at celing

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though.

I love a twitchy bouncy one

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By *ooking for threesome funMan over a year ago

Braintree

Straight up for me

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

Yes! I get the female equivalent of that.

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though.

I love a twitchy bouncy one

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Yeah it really do be like that 🤣

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "
Yes, I already know it will be a yes.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

I’m still laughing at “a chubby” 🤣

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda.

I’m still laughing at “a chubby” 🤣"

Yeah, I'm in twonk mode today. Might do a separate thread on it.

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By *ayzDreamingMan over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant. "

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

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By *ayzDreamingMan over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

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By *ayzDreamingMan over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!"

Now come on, attention in class

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By *P994Man over a year ago

Travelling

Mine points back at me when I’m laying down, like I’m playing Russian roulette 😂 luckily when I’m standing it points away!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!

Now come on, attention in class

I’m going to do more research 😇

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan over a year ago

sa3

As with most things in life, I’m sort of in the middle of those two extremes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing. "

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Points forward, curves & weighs to the left!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning. "

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight ahead with just a little upwards angle.

And, yes, a pash will get it doing that.

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?"

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

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By *ayzDreamingMan over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

Good good, please report your findings to the class

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔 "

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

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By *rorangeukMan over a year ago

Southport

Straight up and no deviation left or right. I have been know to get a "chubby" from kissing....

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈"

I cant remember if mine did actually, again suppose I could test today 🤔.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them "

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?"

Mine does when it's rock hard. I can play my tummy like a drum 🥁

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

The right woman can give me a chubby just from the look in her eyes!

A good kisser will have me hard and needing her xx

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By *enk15Man over a year ago

Evesham

Mine always points due north

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine points straight and touches stomach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine always points due north"

Like Swiss Army Man?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

Yeah quite a few

. I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant. "

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

Yeah quite a few

. I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣"
🤣 can I send my "research on request? 🤔

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora

Ahead with some curve

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Points to the stars 😂

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By *avin77Man over a year ago

camberley

Def point up

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By *ilverfox for youMan over a year ago

Hull

When I was younger I pointed to ceiling .now I’m more parallel !!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

Yeah quite a few

. I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣 🤣 can I send my "research on request? 🤔 "

I’ve seen yours! Your boing. And a very good boing at that

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By *8warrenMan over a year ago

I point straight ahead , no left or right and do get chubby when kissing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About 45⁰ upwards and to the middle. And yes, kissing will definitely get it under starters orders

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By *o againTV/TS over a year ago

swansea

Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

Curving upwards

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x"

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

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By *avin77Man over a year ago

camberley

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine is more akin to a compass…..it points directly at the target…. 😜

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine"

I can’t see that you have one

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Pointed at the ceiling, but not vertically so, anatomically angled to follow the shape of the cervix. 📈

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one "
this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her.

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By *ddie7XXXMan over a year ago

wigan

Full up to the ceiling strait as a arrow

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By *enk15Man over a year ago

Evesham

"Mine always points due north

Like Swiss Army Man?"

I do retain a lot of water.

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Kind of both mostly straight out but curved up (see pics for proof)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get full on erection when kissing. If I'm standing up it's pointing forward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight out with a curve to the left.

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By *azrich87Man over a year ago

kings lynn

Mine mostly pointing up

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top?

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By *ivilised matureMan over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Believe it or not I get both but mainly straight forward

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

Mine goes straight in the air 😁

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her.

Absolutely I am!

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By *atandjayCouple over a year ago

Brighton

Love a guy with an upward curve

Seems to hit the spot rather well x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top?

🤣🤣

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I kind of like that, feels like I've really earned the impaling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out

Double Maths at school was definitely a FIRM favourite.

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By *ddie7XXXMan over a year ago

wigan

And a good kiss gets me rock hard love that kiss that says feeeck this is going to be a good night x

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her.

Absolutely I am!"

absolutely you are!

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

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By *o againTV/TS over a year ago

swansea

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

We are talking wet beach towel. It's a good work out lol

Jox

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Just taking notes for Sydney university

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By *rorangeukMan over a year ago

Southport

That made me 😂

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Just taking notes for Sydney university "

📝 they have spies everywhere.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

Like trying to set a mouse trap Red

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By *ayzDreamingMan over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

"Straight out with a curve to the left.

Left curve brotherhood

lol

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃"

Sometimes it’s a literal cat toy for you girls

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By *avin77Man over a year ago

camberley

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one "

Inboxed you

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃"

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way

8pm-Midnight; Why doesn't my brain work? Why is one side of my face lop-sided? What's an erection?

Midnight-3am; Nice here innit? Get down boy, I'm admiring the moon.

3am-8am; Jesus Nick, let me get my breath back! How does it boing so much, and why does it point to the left? Christ...you don't stop kissing do you!

8am-Noon; That was yummy. What's for breakfast Nick?

Noon-4pm; Ooohh...wasn't expecting that. Quite relaxing too.

4pm-8pm; Maybe. It'll be hard work though. Don't build up your hopes. Snogs and touch will make a difference, but he's probably done for the day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends if I'm standing up or laying down

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

Sometimes it’s a literal cat toy for you girls"

Oh I could do it all day!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

Mine sticks straight out like a spear of destiny

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked."

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan over a year ago

Horley

About 15 Degrees up from the horizon, and 5 degrees starboard, roughly

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic. "

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straight out with a curve to the left.

Left curve brotherhood

lol"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣 "

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃"

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man over a year ago

Darkest South East Surrey

I've forgotten!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆"

Not sure my fluffing would work on them then 😅. You may be better equipped!

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆

Not sure my fluffing would work on them then 😅. You may be better equipped!"

No thanks, happy with my own. 😂

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅"

I'll do it, but I've lost all horns at the moment.

So later 🤣

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

I am going to whip out my wang and give her a stroke and measure the actual degree of bend

For this threads science

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅

I'll do it, but I've lost all horns at the moment.

So later 🤣

Oh sorry. Was that me that did that to you 😂

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I am going to whip out my wang and give her a stroke and measure the actual degree of bend

For this threads science "

I’ll need proof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A slight curve upwards

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By *igboyreecexxxMan over a year ago

hemel

Somewhere in-between 😊

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I kind of like that, feels like I've really earned the impaling."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a point to the stars for me, with a useful curve id like to to think!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out

Double Maths at school was definitely a FIRM favourite."

Lots of calculating time!

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By *assion8Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!"

GymClassDropout is hogging them all.

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By *o againTV/TS over a year ago

swansea

A fair bit of girth helps with the towels.

Jo x

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By *avin77Man over a year ago

camberley

Anyone welcome to have a look at mine

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By *ildTimes.Man over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Bit personal..😅

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Bit personal..😅"

Haha. You’re not obliged to answer

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By *idethestormMan over a year ago

northants

Slightly curved upwards if standing, almost a kink to it, can certainly hang a heavy towel when hard.

And goes hard when kissing for sure, constantly hiding a chubby at work, especially if watching what's wives up too on the cams

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By *assion8Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!

GymClassDropout is hogging them all."

Had to Google what they were called, haven't used one since school!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Straight up to the ceiling with a slight bend to the right

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By *obin444Man over a year ago

Windsor

Straight ahead, with a slight upwards curve

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By *econdtimelucky101Man over a year ago

Near Birmingham.

Definitelyget a "chubby" from kissing lol.

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx

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By *ildTimes.Man over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Bit personal..😅

Haha. You’re not obliged to answer

Points to the stars! 😅

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈"

I like those boings very much

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx"

Yay! Someone answered my pervy question.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝"
I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪 "

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣"
🤣 I'm trying so hard to be silly and positive today. 😁

Boing!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a side guy

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx"

Mine does this as well! Yay, penis twins! Yeah, that sounded better in my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much stand fully to attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Point up but obviously depends how turned on I am .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pointing straight at “you” is the best description for me.

Makes entry a little harder but less likely to snap my banjo 😂

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By *layfulguy123Man over a year ago

stratford

Mines just half way up haha

But when I’m hard I’m hard hehe

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Pretty much stand fully to attention

Blimey you’re fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight ahead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight ahead with curve left

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By *r.ZeusMan over a year ago

Basgiath War College

They say a picture is a 1000 words

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣"

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

Straight up, a degree or two just off due north. Like Polaris.

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By *uteguyhereMan over a year ago

leeds

Pointing ahead really I think

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"They say a picture is a 1000 words"

Certainly is

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit."

🤣

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣"

Like a snake trying to look behind him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty much stand fully to attention

Blimey you’re fit

Awww that's really kind. Looking damn hot yourself x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣

Like a snake trying to look behind him."

Hahaha. I’ve missed you

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣

Like a snake trying to look behind him.

Hahaha. I’ve missed you

Aww thanks Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horizontal with a downward curve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣"

Don't ruin it for the future

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By *ongKnightMan over a year ago

Northampton

Mine points the way it wants to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here for resea.. nahh I'm just a perv

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By *olinOfBathMan over a year ago

Corsham

At my age, I'm too busy being grateful to care...

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By *rsMxCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

I just laughed out loud, like a cackling witch (season appropriate), at "a chubby" - I've not heard it being called that for years

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Like privates on parade standing up to attention......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few degrees off vertical with a slight lean to port

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Points straight ahead like it’s seen something it wants in the supermarket 🫵🏻

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Straight ahead

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

If she’s a good kisser, then things perk up.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Thanks for answering my question everyone ❤️❤️❤️

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for answering my question everyone ❤️❤️❤️"

Our pleasure !!!!!!! Literally

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Brum

Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Points to the ceiling. Reaches nowhere near, of course

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By *andadbodMan over a year ago

Liverpool

more of a 45 degree angle for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight ahead drifts slightly to the left though

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance."

Smooooooove Samuel!

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By *llshaun88Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I’ll let my profile pictures speak for me 😂

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By *inks_apeyCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Up at about 45° perhaps a bit more

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Brum

"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

Smooooooove Samuel!"

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By *qyGuy30Man over a year ago

torquay

Upwards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

Smooooooove Samuel!

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By *oldfischMan over a year ago

HARROW

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

'A picture paints a thousand word..'

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

I'd be happy with it just getting hard these days. Wouldn't care which direction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curves straight up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Straight up with a slight favourtism to the right

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By *andy007Man over a year ago

inverness

Point to the ceiling

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Midway between - about 45° upwards, but twiches around a bit too.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

straight up touching the light bulb

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