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""Stay on target... stay on target..." 
We're too close!
Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though "
Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!! |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
""Stay on target... stay on target..."
We're too close!
Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though
Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!! "
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For me at that point in the performance silence and grunts are best.  |
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""Stay on target... stay on target..."
We're too close!
Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though
Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!! "
The dialogue is:
Stay on target!
We're too close!
Stay on target!
Loosen up!
Yes, I AM that sad  |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
"For me at that point in the performance silence and grunts are best.
Or listen to the voice in your head telling you to use force... "
At that point my head is complete mince, easily suggestible |
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"Yes, I AM that sad "
I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.
Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???" |
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"Yes, I AM that sad
I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.
Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???" "
Hopefully you'll also never have the "I am your father" question to unpick then! |
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"Yes, I AM that sad
I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.
Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???" "
I think you overestimate their chances.
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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago
blackpool and Manchester |
I was once Netflix and chilling with Harry Potter on the tv, don’t judge me I was d*unk at uni, and I couldn’t help having Hagrids accent in my head so thinking “I shouldn’t have told you that” but much more sexual stuff “I’m gonna fuck that ass” |
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"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*
Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart
Or blame the drains if it is potent"
Fuck that blame the other person. I farted once on a train with a date. It stank I looked at them and said. Jeez have you just shit . Was funny seeing them squirm for a second
Later on I did confess that it was I whom did the evil deed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*
Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart
Or blame the drains if it is potent
Fuck that blame the other person. I farted once on a train with a date. It stank I looked at them and said. Jeez have you just shit . Was funny seeing them squirm for a second
Later on I did confess that it was I whom did the evil deed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What should I have for tea.
I must remember to call at Tesco on my way home. Should I buy wine or rum?
Is he done yet? He best not be one of those repeat cummers. |
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