1 minute 42 seconds to give the poster BELOW you (yes, it's one of those threads) the absolute sexual thrill of a lifetime.
Or living deadtime.
Or even undeadtime.
Tell us - what will you say to them, what will you do to them? Do you even need that crowbar and tub of lard?
Bonus points for the bizarre and hilarious.
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"Person below me….
‘Might I entreat you to permit me to perform a proctological examination on you with my Dewalt drill?’ "
You may Sensual - I have assumed the position  .
For the person below me:
A snog, a grope, a fumble. I shall use this tube of uber-lube, and both my hands and right foot shall fit inside you.
Bit of a wiggle on your pleasure buttons, and with any luck there's still 20 seconds for some aftercare.
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Below.. no time needed.
Well dip them in chocolate and throw them to the lesbians. 