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I’m going to have sex on the weekend. Top tips?
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Eat plenty of garlic and ignore your partner right up until it's time for action. Immediately afterwards slap them on the bum, say "cor I needed that" roll out of bed or wherever and put sport on the telly while shouting "make us a cup of tea I'm parched" |
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Dip it in bleach before you go in.
Give yourself a pat on the back and say ‘well done’ after you’ve blown ya beans up it.
Ask her if it was good, and did she cum. |
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As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.
Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!
This may be a true story.
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.
Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!
This may be a true story.
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Oh god Nanna 🫣😂 |
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