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By (user no longer on site) OP    38 weeks ago

Would you rather sneeze OR fart every time you orgasm?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 38 weeks ago

Leeds

Sneeze

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Fart.

Let’s face it farts are funny as fuck.

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By *eadymade31Man 38 weeks ago

northumberland

Fart! Like said above they are hilarious! Not so much fun when getting head and tryjng your hardest not to blow the lasses fringe off though!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 38 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Sneeze lol

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

I have allergies and although they don't trigger often, over the years I've had enough sneezing.

So definitely fart. 😄

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By *EAT..85Woman 38 weeks ago

Nottingham

I pretty much DO fart every time! Just a little toot My body loses control and is spasming presumably... At least the person knows it's job done!

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"I pretty much DO fart every time! Just a little toot My body loses control and is spasming presumably... At least the person knows it's job done! "

Like a full stop at the end 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Fart 🤣

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By *bi HaiveMan 38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd hope anyone I was with would sneeze.

My head may be down there FFS....😮😮🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards

Sneeze.

Farts linger.

And as the OP didn't specify a big, wet, snotty sneeze , I'm taking it for the loud, fairly dry, and over in a second type of sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Sneeze

They feel like mini orgasms anyway.

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By *imples24Man 38 weeks ago

tamworth

As long as I can trust it a fart 💨 🤣

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By *cotlad178Man 38 weeks ago

falkirk

I don't know hay-fever or if been around alot of dust I can sneeze alot.

Surely farts are only for really sensual people who you know it doesn't bother? Otherwise you just hold it in?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Sneeze

They feel like mini orgasms anyway. "

Ohhhh Effy, Effy.

How I yearn to give you uncontrollable sneezing fits 💋.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Sneeze

They feel like mini orgasms anyway.

Ohhhh Effy, Effy.

How I yearn to give you uncontrollable sneezing fits 💋."

I’d love nothing more Nicky. I’ll bring the tissues.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 38 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Sneeze.

Farts linger.

And as the OP didn't specify a big, wet, snotty sneeze , I'm taking it for the loud, fairly dry, and over in a second type of sneeze."

You've really thought about this. And I fully agree with your comment, so that's my final answer

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Sneeze

They feel like mini orgasms anyway.

Ohhhh Effy, Effy.

How I yearn to give you uncontrollable sneezing fits 💋.

I’d love nothing more Nicky. I’ll bring the tissues. "

You are both thoughtful and impossibly desirable Effy.

Best to bring a multipack I think 💦.

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By *enelope2UWoman 38 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Sneeze

Id end up with a ripped ass if I chose the other

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Sneeze.

Farts linger.

And as the OP didn't specify a big, wet, snotty sneeze , I'm taking it for the loud, fairly dry, and over in a second type of sneeze.

You've really thought about this. And I fully agree with your comment, so that's my final answer"

I have. The ridiculous benefits from referral with the real .

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By *he AmbassadorMan 38 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Surely a Fart is far safer on the playing partner,, a sneeze could lead to a bloody nose

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By *parkle1974Woman 38 weeks ago

Leeds

Sneeze x

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By *ansoffateMan 38 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A fart would potentially provide additional thrust at an opportune moment.

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By *eliWoman 38 weeks ago

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A little sneeze. Finish them off a bit faster with that extra kegel, more time for napping.

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By *cotlad178Man 38 weeks ago

falkirk


"A little sneeze. Finish them off a bit faster with that extra kegel, more time for napping."
that's the best point here? A moments extra tight especially on top of an orgasm being tight must feel incredible 😲

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