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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home

What's the weirdest thing you have been asked on here? Could be a message you've been sent or have been asked in person.

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By *ack FrostyMan 7 days ago

Wolverhampton

I got asked if I wanted to meet someone once

Like a real life woman

I have not recovered from that yet 🤣

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I got asked if I wanted to meet someone once

Like a real life woman

I have not recovered from that yet 🤣"

Hahahaha now this made me chuckle

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By *he Silver FuxMan 7 days ago

Uttoxeter

“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 7 days ago

bedford


"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤"

And what was your reply only if you show your mum first

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By *mmaleiaWoman 7 days ago

Trowbridge


"I got asked if I wanted to meet someone once

Like a real life woman

I have not recovered from that yet 🤣"

👀

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤"

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤

And what was your reply only if you show your mum first "

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site) 7 days ago

is it hard being that handsome

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 7 days ago

bedford


"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤

And what was your reply only if you show your mum first

Trust you "

Apologies

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen

"Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs"

I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home

So some of my weirdest messages on here are guys asking to breed (as if there isn't enough spreading of sti's already). Another asking if I would deficate in a bag send it or would I do it in person on their face I mean WTF

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs"

I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁"

Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over?

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen


""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs"

I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁

Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over?"

I know!! It proper turned me off about her, so just told her I'm not comfortable with that and ended up not replying or chatting to her anymore

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By (user no longer on site) 7 days ago


"So some of my weirdest messages on here are guys asking to breed (as if there isn't enough spreading of sti's already). Another asking if I would deficate in a bag send it or would I do it in person on their face I mean WTF"

plastic bag or paper ?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton

I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"So some of my weirdest messages on here are guys asking to breed (as if there isn't enough spreading of sti's already). Another asking if I would deficate in a bag send it or would I do it in person on their face I mean WTF

plastic bag or paper ?"

Funny enough Harry I didn't ask him what his preference was

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple 7 days ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh

Mrs was asked if she wanted to see a guy put a banana up his arse and shit it out again… in the first message…

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 7 days ago

bedford

I was asked to take a woman older than me dressed up as a baby wearing a nap nap to the park to play on the swings and at the end she said plus sexual things I said sorry I’m out

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton


"Mrs was asked if she wanted to see a guy put a banana up his arse and shit it out again… in the first message…"

Probably the same guy who asked me if I wanted to watch him stick his fingers up his arse, then down his throat to make himself sick into a glass, then fill it with piss and drink the lot !🤣🫢🤢🤮

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By *ot Wife BeckyCouple 7 days ago

Gran Canaria

One guy was serious about spending money on Becky. Mainly clothes and shoes but also included lunches, jewellery and overnights in hotels.

Strangely enough, he didn't want to stay in the hotel with her, just wanted to know that he was spending his money on her.

He clearly stated that he didn't want anything sexual in return, but he did want to take pics of her feet when she was trying on shoes.

We were intrigued but ultimately it was just a bit too weird for us.

He was very polite when we told him no, especially as he had been messaging for several months.

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 7 days ago

Not the North West...

I don't get enough weird messages

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I don't get enough weird messages "

Would you like some ?

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 7 days ago

Not the North West...


"I don't get enough weird messages

Would you like some ? "

It'd make for a more interesting read than the ones I usually get.

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By *usty kayWoman 7 days ago

Burnham

Would I be intimate with his dog

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Would I be intimate with his dog"

What the actual.. f….

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 7 days ago

bedford


"Would I be intimate with his dog"

That’s ducked up

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 7 days ago

Not the North West...


"Would I be intimate with his dog

That’s ducked up"

It's quackers

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By *usty kayWoman 7 days ago

Burnham

I've actually had that one twice over the years

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I've actually had that one twice over the years "

With boobs like you’ve got .. he’s mentioning a dog … defo quackery

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I've actually had that one twice over the years "

I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 7 days ago

bedford

Favourite stroke doggy paddle

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By *un meets nsaMan 7 days ago

stirlingshire

Not a question I was asked directly but a guy on the forums asked if it was weird they wanted to impregnate

their aunt.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I've actually had that one twice over the years

I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly "

Did same defo not feline then k nine

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By *usty kayWoman 7 days ago

Burnham


"I've actually had that one twice over the years

I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly "

I sincerely hope not lol

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I've actually had that one twice over the years

I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly

Did same defo note feline then k nine "

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"Not a question I was asked directly but a guy on the forums asked if it was weird they wanted to impregnate

their aunt. "

What was the forums response to that

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Not a question I was asked directly but a guy on the forums asked if it was weird they wanted to impregnate

their aunt.

What was the forums response to that"

Was she hot…

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By *a LunaWoman 7 days ago

South Wales

Someone asked if I’d poo on their chest but I had to decline as I can’t poo under pressure.

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"Someone asked if I’d poo on their chest but I had to decline as I can’t poo under pressure."

But if you could would you have?!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Someone asked if I’d poo on their chest but I had to decline as I can’t poo under pressure."

Fuck that is weird and very fetishy snd niche

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By *vaRose43Woman 7 days ago

Forest of Dean


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣"

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard "

See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard "

Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in?

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By *r.All.OverMan 7 days ago

LONDON

hahahaha that's baaaad

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 7 days ago

Plymouth

I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

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By *otts-manMan 7 days ago

Long Eaton

I had a couple messages saying that they would do anything, she would even do a poo and let me clean her bum with my tongue....

'erm no thanks

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅"

Poo on chest

Fondles dog

Normal.. normal …

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 7 days ago

Plymouth


"I had a couple messages saying that they would do anything, she would even do a poo and let me clean her bum with my tongue....

'erm no thanks "

Maybe they're trying to be eco-friendly and save on toilet roll? 🤔

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By *umbriaman1962Man 7 days ago

outside of penrith

Someone wanted me to act out a fantasy of his wife been forced to have sex . He had it all planned about going out leaving door open etc.

Would not let me meet her or chat to check see if she had agreed to this fantasy.

Could not understand me saying no.

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅"

Be careful what you wish for haha

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 7 days ago

Plymouth


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

Be careful what you wish for haha"

Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

Be careful what you wish for haha

Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂"

Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man ..

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

Be careful what you wish for haha

Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂

Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man .."

Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

Be careful what you wish for haha

Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂

Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man ..

Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us "

Careful OP .. I’ll be asking you a question or tow if your not carefu l..

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By *vaRose43Woman 7 days ago

Forest of Dean


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in?"

Hahaha no it wasn’t.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 7 days ago

Reading

I get asked if they can pay me for sex. WTF.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in?

Hahaha no it wasn’t. "

Shame my mind was defo wandering in that scenario

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 7 days ago

Plymouth


"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅

Be careful what you wish for haha

Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂

Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man ..

Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us

Careful OP .. I’ll be asking you a question or tow if your not carefu l.."

You don't want to know. I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep tonight. Whether that's from fear or excitement, you'll have to use your imagination. 😅

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead

No one should fear me …but plenty of excitement .. blah blah blah ..

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 7 days ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I'm pretty sure lots of TVs on here have had the "can I come to yours and dress up? BTW I don't have any clothes" request

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London

Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice! "

How much for a dyson.?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 7 days ago

Northerner


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂 this one is hilarious and I’d have been so tempted … naughty avocado 😂😂😂

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead

Avocados can’t be naughty everyone knows they are good ..

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By *uri00620Woman 7 days ago

Croydon

Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc.

I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc.

I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all!"

Not in the market for messages weird of sane then?

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By *he ReturneeMan 7 days ago

Barnet


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣"

Bet you painted him purple instead!

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By *uri00620Woman 7 days ago

Croydon


"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc.

I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all!

Not in the market for messages weird of sane then?"

No can't be bothered to read any atm. I don't want to meet so there's no point. If I only got messages about avocados and the like then maybe I'd reconsider!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc.

I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all!

Not in the market for messages weird of sane then?

No can't be bothered to read any atm. I don't want to meet so there's no point. If I only got messages about avocados and the like then maybe I'd reconsider!"

Ok I’ll draft up an aubergine shaped message and post if she it’s ripe

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By *irty-pairCouple 7 days ago

South Essex

Vixen was asked if she could post someone a sh!t covered dildo once. That was a low point

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By *ighland couple 99Couple 7 days ago

Inverness

Asked if we would be ok with his dog being involved 😳 instant block.

Another guy wanted us to beat him up and tie hi to a bed in a hotel so other guys could take advantage of him. 🤨

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By *ust another WonkoMan 7 days ago

here and there

Wonko doesn't get messages let alone weird ones

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 7 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Asked if we would be ok with his dog being involved 😳 instant block.

Another guy wanted us to beat him up and tie hi to a bed in a hotel so other guys could take advantage of him. 🤨"

Bugger me .. you’ve had it hard .. that’s too rough ones.. but no green paint or avocado involved so dodged one bullet

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

How much for a dyson.?"

Way to dangerous with that cyclone technology...ouch!

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London

Someone asked me to use them as a toilet ..nice chap ...

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By *ee69Man 7 days ago

glasgow

That’s mental m8 a used to get the creepy gays till a changed my messsge settings

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By *amierebelMan 7 days ago

nae danger.

So I’ve not so long ago been asked if with no sex involved if I’ll wear gloves and torture some dude apparently a few hundred quid in it for me 🙈 yeah apparently I look like a cunt to perfect lol

That or asked to breed people that ain’t physically possible to breed

Each to their own and that

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By *ee69Man 7 days ago

glasgow


"So I’ve not so long ago been asked if with no sex involved if I’ll wear gloves and torture some dude apparently a few hundred quid in it for me 🙈 yeah apparently I look like a cunt to perfect lol

That or asked to breed people that ain’t physically possible to breed

Each to their own and that "

M8 that’s fucking nuts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 7 days ago

Central


""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs"

I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁

Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over?

I know!! It proper turned me off about her, so just told her I'm not comfortable with that and ended up not replying or chatting to her anymore "

Have some vetted babysitting service providers to hand, to recommend they engage for their own convenience, should it ever happen again

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 7 days ago

Essex

I’ve had the banana one

The dog one

Shitting on a glass table

A guy & his mom (actually I’ve had that twice)

All declined.

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By *ife NinjaMan 7 days ago

Dunfermline


"I’ve had the banana one

The dog one

Shitting on a glass table

A guy & his mom (actually I’ve had that twice)

All declined.

"

Why would you want to watch someone take a shit? Always _uzzles me

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By *amierebelMan 7 days ago

nae danger.


"So I’ve not so long ago been asked if with no sex involved if I’ll wear gloves and torture some dude apparently a few hundred quid in it for me 🙈 yeah apparently I look like a cunt to perfect lol

That or asked to breed people that ain’t physically possible to breed

Each to their own and that

M8 that’s fucking nuts"

Ano mate the gloves didnae even fucking fit either 🙈🙈 🤣 seriously though there’s certainly a reason being able filter out genders 👍

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By *amierebelMan 7 days ago

nae danger.


"I’ve had the banana one

The dog one

Shitting on a glass table

A guy & his mom (actually I’ve had that twice)

All declined.

Why would you want to watch someone take a shit? Always _uzzles me "

I’ve tried ask my 5 year old this many of times when that bathroom door gets slammed open 🙈

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By *he ReturneeMan 7 days ago

Barnet


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice! "

But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!

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By *uzzleMan 7 days ago

Hastings

I got asked to cum on cam for a 'in person' meet verification.

I declined his kind offer!

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By *luebell888Woman 7 days ago

Glasgowish

I got asked if I was born female. I have a small scar on my naval from when I was sterilised years ago and a foolish man thought it was a mark left after having a penis chopped off.

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By *ayHaychMan 7 days ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Whilst playing, the guy began narrating a roleplay scenrio, as if he was reading the scipt of a play.

So he was narrating what the chracters were doing and enacting his parts. Presumably he wanted me to act out my part. He then asked me to continue narrating the role play as if “reading to an audience”.

We had not talked about any role play so I had no idea where it was supposed to go, or if he was reciting a script he’d made up which he had not shared with me. I was really confused.

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons! "

Too much suction for me I'm afraid

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!

Too much suction for me I'm afraid "

That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!

Too much suction for me I'm afraid

That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha"

Hurt like hell, but actually made me two inches bigger so...every cloud.....

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!

Too much suction for me I'm afraid

That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha

Hurt like hell, but actually made me two inches bigger so...every cloud....."

No pain no gain

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By *oodtoshare2Couple 7 days ago

harrogate


"

plastic bag or paper ?"

I mean plastic..... What a weirdo

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By *ickthehallsMan 7 days ago

Peterborough

I’ve been offered money more than once now which was unexpected

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By *carletts OP   Woman 7 days ago

Far away from home


"I’ve been offered money more than once now which was unexpected "

Curious did you take it, I mean Christmas is nearly upon us, times are hard, no pun meant

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By *ongAndThick123Man 7 days ago

Leeds

I got asked if someone could lick my toilet 😆

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By *he return of meMan 7 days ago

Leeds

I had someone messaging offering w**d c*ke and v*agra in the first message. Instant block

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By *ickthehallsMan 7 days ago

Peterborough


"I’ve been offered money more than once now which was unexpected

Curious did you take it, I mean Christmas is nearly upon us, times are hard, no pun meant"

No but maybe next time we can split it?

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By *andPextraCouple 7 days ago

North West

He wanted to wank over my car bonnet and for me to watch.

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 7 days ago

Plymouth


"I got asked if someone could lick my toilet 😆 "

Save on Jif, I suppose. 🤨

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By *he return of meMan 7 days ago

Leeds

There was one a while back. Can't remember exactly what the message was just had a look not there anymore. But it was some nasty shit about not washing it for a few weeks and making them gag on it. Probably just a troll but still

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By *eggy SubMan 7 days ago

North East


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

How much for a dyson.?"

Isn't it called the Dyson ball cleaner?

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By *oodtoshare2Couple 7 days ago

harrogate


"He wanted to wank over my car bonnet and for me to watch."

I'd have to be stood by Witham hose and car care kit. This brings me out in hives 🤣🤣

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By *andPextraCouple 7 days ago

North West


"He wanted to wank over my car bonnet and for me to watch.

I'd have to be stood by Witham hose and car care kit. This brings me out in hives 🤣🤣"

Its ceramic coated so hopefully would slide off, but i’d be worries about them scratching by pride and joy

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 7 days ago

carluke

Weirdest would be either…

-Mrs kinkyrope being asked to wrestle in a hotel

-If we would involve a dog

Or

-On two separate occasions we’ve been invited to go to a guys house and the first message contains their full address!

All we need now is the name of their first pet and we’ll be able to empty their bank accounts 😂

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London


"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no...

£60 or no dice!

How much for a dyson.?

Isn't it called the Dyson ball cleaner? "

Got to get my one of those!

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By *ffy.Woman 7 days ago

Fife

If they could watch me pee

Not the weirdest but I’d probably get banned if I said any of the other ones.

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By *aitonelMan 7 days ago

Travelling


"If they could watch me pee

Not the weirdest but I’d probably get banned if I said any of the other ones. "

You said anything!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard "

🤣🤣

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By *ffy.Woman 7 days ago

Fife


"If they could watch me pee

Not the weirdest but I’d probably get banned if I said any of the other ones.

You said anything! "

I didn’t mean follow me into the toilet. Weirdo!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 7 days ago

London

A Bi MMF offer from two mature twin brothers

Pictures included

I still can't decide if it was freaky or hot.

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By *ib.Man 7 days ago

Hampshire

I wasn't even asked but my profile pictures were st0len and printed on novelty items.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman 7 days ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I had a guy the other day ask if he could suck a fart out of my arsehole …… yes he got blocked!

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By *forfuntimesCouple 7 days ago

Sheffield

So much weird shit... cannot begin to even remember to be honest

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By *riendlyPhilyMan 7 days ago

Bexley

If I would suck a cock

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen

[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53]

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By *usty kayWoman 7 days ago

Burnham


"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53]"

Just wow

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen

South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

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By *uri00620Woman 7 days ago

Croydon

If I was a guy here struggling to get responses then I'd send messages like some of these too.....a block maybe or perhaps a response. Any kind is a good one right?

I know a someone on here who sends out gross messages and actually does pretty well with meets. That initial shock message gets a conversation going. Even if only 1 out of 100 messages say, it might be better odds than before.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen


"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53]

Just wow"

Honestly. I nearly left the site

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton


"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53]

Just wow

Honestly. I nearly left the site "

Damnit now I need to know what happened!! 🤣

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton


"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

"

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen


"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53]

Just wow

Honestly. I nearly left the site

Damnit now I need to know what happened!! 🤣"

See the extended comment above 🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man 7 days ago

Darwen


"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

"

Yep was my reaction also 😂

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 days ago

Southampton


"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

Yep was my reaction also 😂"

🤣🤣🤯🤯

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By *tsJustKateWoman 7 days ago

London

I don't even want to repeat it, but a guy wanted me to, erm, s**t on his chest.

What is wrong with people!!!!

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By *ickthehallsMan 7 days ago

Peterborough


"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

"

This is by far ny favourite Jesus wept 😂

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By *oonbath89Man 7 days ago

radstock


"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad”

🫤"

Not going to lie I’d find that hot as fuck if they said that to me

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By *ickylouCouple 7 days ago

Bi


"I had a guy the other day ask if he could suck a fart out of my arsehole …… yes he got blocked! "

Omfg. Your terminology made me chuckle though.

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By *tubbsy85Woman 7 days ago

ipswich

Someone once asked me if I would help with their tax returns

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By *inkyPair2018Couple 7 days ago

Wolves

To piss myself in some tights and the post them out.

Request got filed under ‘b’ for bin lol

Mrs x

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By *avexxMan 7 days ago

cheshire

i cant believe some of these honestly wtf,,, but some are making me laugh

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 7 days ago

Central


"I wasn't even asked but my profile pictures were st0len and printed on novelty items."

Which novelty items?

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 6 days ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 6 days ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I had someone ask me if I was in to dirty anal.

I'm not in to kink shaming so politely said it wasn't my thing.

He was very nasty in his reply then blocked me.

Ah well, shit happens 🤣🤣🤣

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By *irtydesires2024Man 6 days ago

West Midlands

This creeps me out but when I was a kid, a bloke came up yo me and my mate and asked if we would like to come with him.

We actually fired a barage of sto es at him with catapults.

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By *anchbiguy84Man 6 days ago

bristol


"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.

"

One of my friends recently asked me about me getting his gf pregnant.

Not having a child support fetish, naturally I said no.

But also, imagine growing up and learning that the main reason you came to being was because mummy and daddy had a cuck fetish and daddy wasn’t your real daddy.

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By *r X46Man 6 days ago

Liverpool

Regardless of what ever depravity you can think of, someone else has already tried it.

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple 6 days ago

armagh

Are you a couple

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By *agic wandMan 6 days ago

harrow

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By *ardytaketwoMan 6 days ago

STOCKPORT

Was asked to take a dump on a TVs face on here a couple of weeks ago lol. Id never even spoke to them before

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By *agic wandMan 6 days ago

harrow

A couple wanted to insert a stiletto in my urethra.

Thought they would has had sounding toys if they was into that. Nope just a stiletto

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By *JandCMCouple 6 days ago

cardiff

Had a guy contact me n asked if he could call round n have a wank in front of the wife n just as he is about to cum he wanted her to pull down her nickers that she had on a bit so he could cum in them n then pull them back up.

He said he was willing to pay for it.

But we didn't

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By *he_smurfsCouple 6 days ago

calne


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!"

Fine... be like that!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 6 days ago

Southampton


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!

Fine... be like that!"

I adore smurfs..

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By *carletts OP   Woman 6 days ago

Far away from home


"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣

I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard

See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!

Fine... be like that!"

Hahaha very very good x ok changed my mind I would lol

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By *carletts OP   Woman 6 days ago

Far away from home


"A couple wanted to insert a stiletto in my urethra.

Thought they would has had sounding toys if they was into that. Nope just a stiletto "

This made my eyes water just thinking about a guy doing this!!

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By *pacecowboy99Man 6 days ago

Near You

If I wanted to receive someone's wife's underwear to sniff and wank to, so I can record myself doing it and send it back to them.. without their wife knowing

Completely out the blue, with no prior conversation or context..

Atleast he knew what he liked! Each to their own

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 6 days ago

Plymouth

Some of the responses. Just wow. 😂 I mean we all have our own personal tastes, but some of these are bordering on crimes against humanity lol.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Some of the responses. Just wow. 😂 I mean we all have our own personal tastes, but some of these are bordering on crimes against humanity lol."

And animals

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By *he_smurfsCouple 6 days ago

calne

Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 6 days ago

Darwen


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no."

Nahhhh wtf

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 6 days ago

Southampton


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no."

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By *he_smurfsCouple 6 days ago

calne


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no.

Nahhhh wtf "

First message.. never even looked at his profile before.

Single guys are now blocked from messaging.

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By *oodtoshare2Couple 6 days ago

harrogate


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no."

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no."

As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question…

Would she bare back a guy without herpes..

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By *oveandfastWoman 6 days ago

Bromsgrove

Someone wanted me to take him to a cash machine, make him withdraw a significant amount of money and abuse him until he gave it all to me…

Another asked me to take all of his clothes and make him walk a long distance and then get me and my mates to meet him at the end and laugh at him.

Pooping requests are very popular in my inbox for some reason.

And for the avoidance of doubt, I’ve said no to every one of these requests lol

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By *he_smurfsCouple 6 days ago

calne


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no.

As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question…

Would she bare back a guy without herpes.. "

No

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no.

As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question…

Would she bare back a guy without herpes..

No"

Good answer ..

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 days ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Someone wanted me to take him to a cash machine, make him withdraw a significant amount of money and abuse him until he gave it all to me…

Another asked me to take all of his clothes and make him walk a long distance and then get me and my mates to meet him at the end and laugh at him.

Pooping requests are very popular in my inbox for some reason.

And for the avoidance of doubt, I’ve said no to every one of these requests lol"

Can’t think why you said no …:. lol

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 6 days ago

Bedford

Marriage proposal by an Arab guy.

Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower.

Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind.

Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out.

Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one.

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By *nicorn1985Woman 6 days ago

Forest

If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out

no thanking you kind sir!

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By *oveandfastWoman 6 days ago

Bromsgrove


"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy.

Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower.

Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind.

Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out.

Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one.

"

I hope you didn’t use your best heels… or a block heel 😂

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 6 days ago

Plymouth


"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out

no thanking you kind sir!"

They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕

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By *nicorn1985Woman 6 days ago

Forest


"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out

no thanking you kind sir!

They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕"

Right! I'm currently dogsitting for friends and the idea that people are making their dogs do that is just vile 🤢

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By *uri00620Woman 6 days ago

Croydon

I think a lot of things people write are for these kind of reactions. Sure some of these things no doubt happen but fab isn't really the place for it. I don't think people expect it to be. 2 minutes on this site tells you that many people's kinks are shamed relentlessly never mind some of those mentioned on this thread.

There's other places to explore some of the things outlined here (if that really is people's thing).

But it gets attention, which I guess is the outcome wanted.

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By *rs Twisted1Woman 6 days ago

neath

My husband was asked if he would allow me to have a fight with another woman for cash in a hotel , bit of blood an fists but they'd step in if it got too much

Yeah course ....

NOT

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By *ernho-ho-hoMan 6 days ago

Plymouth


"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out

no thanking you kind sir!

They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕

Right! I'm currently dogsitting for friends and the idea that people are making their dogs do that is just vile 🤢"

Bunch of dirty wronguns! And not the good sort either.

I can understand a lot of kinks or fetishes, even though I might not like them myself, but involving animals is way past the line.

Although I am partial to a pussy or two.

I'll get me coat...

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By *vcarolTV/TS 6 days ago

kilmarnockish


"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy.

Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower.

Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind.

Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out.

Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one.

"

Funny I’ve had similar…..

And then one that wanted to shove a pair of knickers up my backside and pull them out to wank into them.

Buy my knickers, not washed.

Done the shit on chest one. Never again.

Guy wanted to nail his cock to the desk while I watched. He had a weird shape to his helmet.

Get sounding requests 2/3 times a year.

What’s the deal with the disabled toilets?

The guy who wanted a bj in the car park outside the shop we were in ….. what was to happen to the toddler he was holding??

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 6 days ago

Bedford


"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy.

Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower.

Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind.

Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out.

Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one.

They had a bit of girth on them, not sharp stilletto. He wanted the toe end too.

I hope you didn’t use your best heels… or a block heel 😂"

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By *exxyyDy11Man 6 days ago

Darwen

The amount of comments involving dogs is disturbing. This us why people shouldn't have animals. It is a disgrace and disgusting.

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By *andB130Couple 6 days ago

northampton

At a swingers club, female of a cpl we swapped with wanted me to role play and be her Father, spank her and fuck her arse.

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman 6 days ago

Wherever

The banana man. IYKYK

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By *usty kayWoman 6 days ago

Burnham


"The amount of comments involving dogs is disturbing. This us why people shouldn't have animals. It is a disgrace and disgusting. "

I have to say I'm relieved to know its not just me that's received that one, I did wonder the second time if it was a vibe I was giving off!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 6 days ago

Around the Midlands


"The banana man. IYKYK"

Eric??? 😂

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