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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville

What is the weirdest compliment you've received?

Mine has got to be

"Your hair looks so fresh, environmental activists are trying to prevent pollution in it"

This was yesterday, my hair is currently blue for context

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Ah, you’re not as much of a dick as I thought you were”.

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


"“Ah, you’re not as much of a dick as I thought you were”."

I can see that as weird lol, I'd say more a bank handed compliment lol

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By *exxyyDy11Man  over a year ago

North West

"Your jokes are completely shit but you've got a nice body so I will persevere"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"oh, you're actually female...."

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


""oh, you're actually female....""

Was there doubt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""oh, you're actually female...."

Was there doubt? "

Apparently so

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By *oxdawgMan  over a year ago

Linthorpe

Your bell end looks like a big juicy strawberry

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


""Your jokes are completely shit but you've got a nice body so I will persevere" "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I had a random stranger tell me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat 🤣🤣

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


"I had a random stranger tell me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat 🤣🤣"

That's a stupid compliment some people are weird

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

"Your small but perfectly formed"

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

for an old dog i dont look my age..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“You look like you can sing”

I don’t even get what that means.

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By *vaRoseWoman  over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

You look like your farts smell nice 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *unner6969Man  over a year ago

London & Surrounding Area


"What is the weirdest compliment you've received?

Mine has got to be

"Your hair looks so fresh, environmental activists are trying to prevent pollution in it"

This was yesterday, my hair is currently blue for context "

That I was exceptional with my fingers/hands as “with most men it feels like having a wet fish flapping around aimlessly in your lap”.

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

You'd be good on the stage...... cleaning it.

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By *ecretxLoverWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

You look nice, I’d love to watch you taking a shit 🤯

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You took my dick like a champ 😂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m really good looking, considering I’m a fat bloke.

I’ve had this one a few times.

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By *ckerman2Man  over a year ago

Worcester

You are younger than my son...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘You’re the kind of guy I could happily introduce to my parents AND spend a debauched night in a hotel with and would be totally comfortable with both’

(Never forgot that one!)

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon

I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


"I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head "

What shape is your head? 🤣

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By *usurrusCouple  over a year ago

North West

You can tell he used to work out.....

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

I've got sassy hair, apparently 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You look built for bbc" translates to you look built, like a hippo

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


""You look built for bbc" translates to you look built, like a hippo "

Or they think you have a wizard sleeve 🤣

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By *sWyldWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

You carry yourself well for a big girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone said I had nice collar bones once.

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville

I often get told I look mid twenties, which I think is a compliment?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Someone said I had nice collar bones once. "

Avoiding saying they fixated on your chest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re in good shape considering…..

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no….

I forgot the big compliment

“my mom thinks you have a cracking arse”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”. "

I know who that was 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone said I had nice collar bones once.

Avoiding saying they fixated on your chest "

Oh

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”.

I know who that was 🤣🤣🤣"

I thought some might recognise it!! 😆

**Mutter mumble bloody teacher grumble mumble quite sexy actually mutter mutter cardigans are back mumble sulk pout**

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By *usurrusCouple  over a year ago

North West


"Someone said I had nice collar bones once. "

To be fair you do have quite delicious looking collar bones.....

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By *rincipessaWoman  over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Your hair looks lovely - like a red setter

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


"Your hair looks lovely - like a red setter "

To be fair your hair does look lovely not sure why they had to bring the dog into it though lol x

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head

What shape is your head? 🤣"

I thought pretty average. That being said in the desert once we got told the women in a particular tribe there are small with tiny heads bc of inbreeding. The people I was with did then give me a rather pointed stare

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By *errymargoCouple  over a year ago

Wirral

Your both quite normal which is a bit of a surprise…..

Never got the answer as to what they were expecting

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I was in a pub with Boo, and a bloke came over and interrupted us to tell me I was the ‘best looking guy with glasses he’d ever seen’.

Weird take on ‘Specky Four-eyes’ if you ask me.

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By *ildTimes.Man  over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

You'd make a hot Grandad ....🤣🤣🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Thought you was going to be stupid but your not

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan  over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I got compared to a chicken once.

Bare with me...

So I was meeting a woman who also had a regular friend who was the stereotypical young-hung-Adonis and she compared us to chickens! He was a 'low fat, well presented, packaged, off the shelf, in a supermarket' chicken, and I was more of a, 'free range, corn fed, big, firm and tasty from a farm shop' chicken.

...I took it as a compliment anyway!

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were!

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By *ubikslongsword OP   Man  over a year ago

Rubiksville


"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were! "

Never say never

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My weirdest compliment? Someone said I sounded like an Australian

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Bedford


"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were! "

Maybe they meant 'a good wife FOR one day'. 😆

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were!

Never say never "

NEVER. I don't believe in marriage.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

"You're attractive, for a disabled bird"

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

You smell like fried steak

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Walmer, Deal

Once was told I'm amazingly crazy

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Once was told I'm amazingly crazy "
crazy is always a good thing

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